A Poem

[WeeMouse]

Almost midnight now
parents are asleep
but Mouse is awake
down the hall she creeps
she opens the fridge
and steals some cheeez
but the whole fridge falls
and traps mouse's knees!

Mouse is stuck now
under a fridge
she is very squished
as she's not very big
but she has an idea
if she eats all the cheeez
the fridge will become lighter
and free her poor knees

So mouse munches away
and the cheeez she does eat
she lifts off the fridge
and scrambles to her feet
she runs to her room
onto the K-Lite lounge
and tells this sad story
so for cheeez she can scrounge!

:lol:

I know it's silly but It is quite late...

[RGX]

lol very good, have a star

[WeeMouse]

A golden star?

Please?

:)

[Tyke]

As I was looking out to sea
I heard the sound of a bumble bee
I thought it would sting me on my knee
so I ran back home for my tea

[Buffalo]

Very nice WeeMouse, you have got a good talent, just like your song for Funky c, nice one B)

[WeeMouse]

:D

Thank you!

I have quite an active imagination...just last year in English I got bored reading Romeo and Juliet and so I made up a story involving a Nun who beats a stalker to death with her rosary beads...my teacher liked it actually!

:lol:

[RGX]

go on then, a golden star lol

[WeeMouse]

YAY!

/me does a star dance!!!!!

A mouse went walking
over some grass
and met a goose
filled with helium gas
the mouse got a pin
the goose she did pop
the gas rushed out
and the goose said "plop"

I really am sorry - it's really late!

[Tyke]

one more poem and I might be forced to drag this out:-

http://tt.mit.edu/~erica/images/mousetrap.gif


(j/k they cracked me up really :D )

[WeeMouse]

:blink:

:lol:

More poems tomorrow, Mouse-fans!

[Got_brains?]

Ok, bye!

[WeeMouse]

You never know, Got_Memory...i may make a whole poem just for you!

:wub:

[Got_brains?]

Ooooh... Ok! (Make it a suprise please! ;) :lol: )

Edit: :">

[Angelfyre]

WeeMouse's poor little knee,
Did not recover to be like it should be.
It stayed limp, and was wobbly,
And WeeMouse's knees were knock-kneed and nobbly!
She went to see a docter about it,
But he did not know how to cure it, so he went through a childish fit!
She even took an X-Ray,
But it did not show even signs of decay!
Then she went to Farmer Day,
And when she asked him, he said
"I don't know what to say!"

[The Knife Thrower]

10/10 for these poems.

[WeeMouse]

:lol:

i've slept all morning
it's midday now
my mum shouted to me
that i was a lazy cow
I tried to reply
from my nice cosy bed
"I'm a mouse, not a cow!"
as I lay down my head!

:D

[Proper Bo]

i got bored reading these poems that didn't rhyme
and i thought maybe one will sometime
maybe one with rhymes that fit
but not this one, it's just shit.

:D

[WeeMouse]

:lol:

We so need to get these all published!

[Proper Bo]

Getting them published?
What a daft idea
take them to a publisher
they'll say "how queer"
poems written in a k-lite forum
people will just find them borun (boring in geordie accent)
they'll give you a slap and send you back
to your little house
and say stop the damn poems you annoying little mouse! :P
:D

[WeeMouse]

The mouse shall cry
and nibble their toes
stand on their fingers
and squash in their nose!

:lol:

[Proper Bo]

and mouse trap they shall go get
and prepare it with cheese
it will be set

the foolish mouse shall return
to nibble the cheese
for which she does yearn

setting off the trap
crushing her legs
and making them snap!

Bye bye little mouse
you'll hear them say,
you were warned to go back to your house
:D

[WeeMouse]

:blink:

that's just mouse-cruelty that is!

[Proper Bo]

it's not MY fault!

it's what would happen
your legs be a snappen
and snap they would
id stop it if I could

but now im on a roll
for writing poems quite small
but now im going to have to stop
cause i've run out of rhymes

[WeeMouse]

but the mouse runs from the trap
and finds her longbow
she kncks a Mouse-arrow
but accidently shoots proper_Bo!!!

Mouse says "oops!"
And picks up proper_bo
she lifts him and runs
all the way back to Glasgow

She gives him some cheeez
and pats his sore head
- hey, its not a bad poem
by a mouse just out of bed!

[Proper Bo]

i dont wanna go to scotland! ill get rabies or sumthin! :P

[WeeMouse]

Ooooooooh!!!!

You wait until JPaul reads that!

[Proper Bo]

now that may have sound rascist and/or anti-scottish but here's my excuse:
i heard there are lots of dogs in scotland and im sure maybe one or two might have rabies and i don't want to go just because of that.
scotland's a great country...with all their great football teams :P and quality national squad :P :P

[WeeMouse]

Methinks you need to be tied up next to an anthill and have jam smeared over your privates!

:D

[Proper Bo]

:D

[Got_brains?]

Good morning WM and Proper Bo.

EDIT: Stupid... Spelled his name wrong... :swear:

[Got_brains?]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@24 May 2003 - 04:35
Methinks you need to be tied up next to an anthill and have jam smeared over your privates!

:D
Ouch! That would suck.

[Proper Bo]

no no, more likely bite

[WeeMouse]

Good Morning, my mouse-fan!

[Got_brains?]

Some early morning cheeez:
http://www.organic-cotton-clothes.com/cheese.jpg

I will write a poem..... when I feel like it. :lol:

[WeeMouse]

:lol:

cheeez!!!

Hey - maybe we coud all chip in and write the K-Lite forum poem...I was just going to start one anyway!

here's the start of it;

Once upon a forum
lived a very strange crew
all post-whores, poets and spammers
With nothing better to do!

:D

[Proper Bo]

And within this forum
was a lot of topics
from people round the world
mainly from fans of celtic

[Got_brains?]

And within this board,
Many use lage sords.
They flame and hurt
Till they've been removed by Bert.
Rember Fuk: TRX
Or cutoff your dick(s).


:P

[Proper Bo]

that was god-awful

[Got_brains?]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@24 May 2003 - 04:52
that was god-awful
Shut up. :P

[WeeMouse]

There's any mouse-fans
all lurking around
they help with daft poems
if there's cheeez to be found!

[Illuminati]

An Ode to the KL Community
by The Invisible Eye

Here comes Illuminati
and WTF does he see?
Half a dozen poems by WeeMouse & Bo
I just shake my head and just say "no"

I wish I could have wrote some poems while high
and use my pen name "The Invisible Eye"
But I can see in the future, that some have been confused and went
"Isn't the Eye the same as Illuminati Development?"

Still, I instead turn my eyes into K-Lite skinning
While I visit the KL forum, while seeing us all winning
Against both Sharman Networks and the RIAA
F*** them both, they just want things run their own way
RIAA hate the fact that their music is more popular when it's free
So they try to bust us all; including me
As most of us have PeerGuardian, they can go to hell
Because that's the only place their "policing" can go well
Until a record label sees me face-to-face and bitches about their singer
They can all f*** each other like tATu while I give them the finger

But until that happens, and I can't see it I bet
I'm gonna still be writing these sh***y poems on the Internet

Seriously - How was that for a poem? :)

[Proper Bo]

well it was good cause it mentioned me! :D

[WeeMouse]

Heehee me liked!

:lol:

Maybe there should be a "silly Poem world"!

:P

[The Knife Thrower]

We should put these poems on a CDROM and send it to the future.

[Got_brains?]

Nice job invisible eye!

[WeeMouse]

Hey - maybe all nOObs should have to contribute to our collection before being accepted into our caring, sharing community!

:P

[Proper Bo]

aren't we still classed as "n00bs"?

[WeeMouse]

:huh: Are we?

i thought once you had lived through a Killa_sin flame war you were classed as a member!

:D

[Bender]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@24 May 2003 - 14:08
:huh:  Are we?

i thought once you had lived through a Killa_sin flame war you were classed as a member!

:D
I remember her sending me a PM when he was spamming:

"Do something about this Muppet! :angry: "

That was kind of cute, actually. :lol:




By the way: the poems make no sense whatsoever, but they're great to read! :lol: :lol:

[WeeMouse]

That was kind of cute, actually. 


:">

thanks Bendie-baby! :D Not many people describe me as cute... :(


mouse-poetry does not make sense...this is largely due to the fact that most mice cannot speak or read, therefore it makes writing poetry difficult!

[Got_brains?]

Oh, now I know who 'bendie-baby' is. She talks about you all the time but I had no Idea who it was! How stupid of me :( .

[Leech_Killer]

How about this:

I woke early one morning
the earth lay cool and still
when suddenly a tiny bird
perched on my window sill

he sang a song so lovely
so carefree and so gay
that slowly all my troubles
began to slip away

he sang of far off places
of laughter and of fun
it seemed his very trilling
brought up the morning sun

I stirred beneath the covers
crept slowly out of bed
then gently shut the window
and crushed his fucking head

I am NOT a morning person :angry:

[WeeMouse]

:lol:

that's great!!!!

It just reminded me of a hill-walking song i know;

I saw a bird
with a yellow bill
he landed on
my window sill
i caoxed him in
with a bit of cheeeez
and then i broke
his little knees!

There's thousands of verses cos you make them up as you go along! :D


PS yeah GM - that's Bendie-baby :) he doesn't have a choice in the matter!

[Tyke]

A silly ode to cheese aka Cheeez

Cheeez is a food
preferred by most mice
They say cheeez is good
they think cheez is nice

On pizzas, in patties
or grated on top
of a nice jacket tattie
Or eat straight from the block

Edam and cheddar
Wensleydale and brie
But cheeez is much better
when it's "Buy one, get one free"

[WeeMouse]

:lol:

Any post containing cheeez is a good post!

:)