Matheas 7

[Mr JP Fugley]

Apparently Mathea thinks there are 7 people here who aren't total cunts.

She's already said that DanB, manker and SnnY are on that list, leaving 4 non-cunts.

Guess what the game is ....

I say

Skweeky
sam4
Brenda
Barbie

What think you.

In fact we can do it like Mastermind. Mathea can say how many are right in everyone's guesses. We can call it - Mathea's FST Non-Cunt Game.

[Mathea]

im game, you got one right

[DanB]

sounds like fun

[100%]

Brenda
Cheese
Bujub
Jonathan Wade
?

[Mathea]

zero

[Mr JP Fugley]

sounds like fun

Get guessing then, Yul Bremner.

[DanB]

busyman
j2k4
skizo
ziggy

[Mr JP Fugley]

Skweeky
sam4
Missie
Barbie

[Mathea]

:lol: none to dan

one to jp

[DanB]

i'm trying

[Mr JP Fugley]

Right I'm taking a shot that sam4's the one so

sam4
The
Peabody
Nikkid

[DanB]

me
me
me
me
sam4
SnnY
Manker
?

[100%]

skweeky is in

[Mathea]

dan got 4 of 7 but thats been established already


and jp
has one and a half

[Mr JP Fugley]

Right see that's just confusing.

[DanB]

grrr, better luck next time

[Mr JP Fugley]

Right sam4 must be it, so were looking for 3 and

The
Peabody
Nikkid

Gets a half.

See if it's some obscure arses there'll be trouble like.

[Mathea]

nikki is half cuz she goes w jonno now so that makes one
the next one isnt obscure... sometimes you cant shut him up

[DanB]

ziggy?

[Mathea]

even knowing the answers you're losing dan lol

[DanB]

fuck i'm silly

JP

[Mathea]

dan gets one for one! woot!

[DanB]

one on one too? :unsure:

[Mathea]

one on one too? :unsure:



of course!!!

[DanB]

a just reward then :01:

[Snee]

zero

...cool?

[Mr JP Fugley]

nikki is half cuz she goes w jonno now so that makes one
the next one isnt obscure... sometimes you cant shut him up

So does that mean Jonno is a half as well so they count as 1 together. Or is someone else a half.

[DanB]

zero

...cool?

or not as the case may be

[Snee]

nikki is half cuz she goes w jonno now so that makes one
the next one isnt obscure... sometimes you cant shut him up

So does that mean Jonno is a half as well so they count as 1 together. Or is someone else a half.

I reckon it's the unfeasibly small penis that's making him half a man :dabs:

[Mr JP Fugley]

fuck i'm silly

JP

Don't you ever say I'm a non-cunt. You're getting reported next time.

[internet.news]

w00p :01:


....

For the last remaining one then guessing Ratfaced..

or:
Gripper
Yogi
Ruthie
Goddess

[Mathea]

ok you said cunt i said they could fuck themselves


and i dont know if there is even seven

theres four sams can he count twice?

[Mathea]

ps i like being reported cuz it gets me hot

[DanB]

/reported

[Mathea]

/reported

oooooh yeah

[Mr JP Fugley]

Get a room.

[DanB]

Sorry mr jp sir

[Mr JP Fugley]

Or a car park, obviousement.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Hoi, Mathea watch your Ronson.

[samsamsamsam]

ok you said cunt i said they could fuck themselves


and i dont know if there is even seven

theres four sams can he count twice?

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5553/thumbsupny9.gif

[Mathea]

ok well sams vote is good enough so its done with. sam is double

[Mr JP Fugley]

So that's it settled, double sam to finish.

I'm watching the darts like. Did you guess.

[Mathea]

how many times has your avatar given someone seizures?

[Skweeky]

So who made the final list then?

I was reading this thread with excitement only to be diappointed by a total anti-climax

Cunts

[Mr JP Fugley]

We're not telling you, cunt.

[Skweeky]

I was going to invite you to my party.

But it has transpired that you are a non-cunt and I don't want to be associated with that kind of crowd.

It's bad for my street cred.

So away and raffle yerself

[DanB]

Yellow 24?

[Mathea]

im gonna crash your damn party so there


and i will first gather up these 7 (yeah, get sam twice!) and then show up


and you're only getting sex toys from me cuz i dont have a job and my friend is the new manager there

[Mr JP Fugley]

It's a Hun party in Govan, Mathea. You wouldn't have liked it anyway.

[DanB]

remember its cheaper to come here first!!

[Skweeky]

It's not in bloody Govan!

I've never lived in Govan in my life

Although... I must admit.... I watched Rab C Nesbitt last night



Besides, Gem's just won tickets for the Celtic game in Milan and he's looking forward to it o_O

[Mathea]

right then. london then crash party

[Snee]

:snooty:

[DanB]

yes, i;ll hide you in my bag or something

[Mathea]

ok we gotta grab snny if we can too

[Snee]

That's better :01:

[Mr JP Fugley]

It's not in bloody Govan!

I've never lived in Govan in my life

Although... I must admit.... I watched Rab C Nesbitt last night



Besides, Gem's just won tickets for the Celtic game in Milan and he's looking forward to it o_O

Yeah, right. Where's he sitting like.

Is he supporting the Irish Catholic Team or the Italian Catholic Team.

[DanB]

ok we gotta grab snny if we can too

as long as he isnt japan or it will be a long journeyy :wacko:

[Snee]

:snooty:

[Mathea]

ok we gotta grab snny if we can too

as long as he isnt japan or it will be a long journeyy :wacko:
if its too far he could meet us halfway

[Snee]

What, like in Sweden?

[Mathea]

sure. if i get to london well come get you in sweden then go to crash this party

[NikkiD]

Oi!! I'm a cunt and you know it bitch! :01:

[Mathea]

yeah but in a good way! lmao heya Nikki!!!!

[NikkiD]

Is there a good way to be a cunt? I suppose from Jonno's perspective there is...

[Mathea]

haha um theres cunts and dirty cunts? so you're not dirty.



how's that?

[NikkiD]

Well, actually I am dirty. Jonno snagged the shower while I was messaging you, then mom called to give me flight information for booking our flights to England, then my son's friend called to give me directions to her house in Fergus as I have to pick her up tomorrow for his birthday party this weekend, then my mom called back again to confirm our flight information, then I started burning Family Guy dvds for a girl at work whose birthday is also tomorrow, so I still have the stink of work on me. :sick:

[NikkiD]

Oh, and now Jonno's doing the dishes, so I can't take a shower yet.

[Mathea]

haha nikki is a dirty smelly cunt



she says so herself


gotta`love her!!!

[NikkiD]

Worship me you mean. Goes without saying. Bow at my feet bitch (just don't inhale).

[Mathea]

:lol: I'll worship your tits maybe but dunno bout the feet


remember who's always been game to dress up in leather and beat us some bad boys

but everyone else will bow down to ya! (if not I'll kick their asses til they see the light)

[NikkiD]

Yes Mistress Mathea.

[Mathea]

what server were those gep rooms on before? p2pchat? im on irchighway all the time dling movies and tv shows


cept im gonna start capping em as of this weekend

[Petri]

Hmm, I hope I'm on the list. :unsure:

Though I'm not really "here" anymore - I log in like once a month or something...

[Mathea]

:o



sorry someones gettin kicked off if petri comes back


heya hun! wtf is going on? theres more old faces to return soon too so now get rid of a cpl ppl and this board would be perfect

[Mr JP Fugley]

Mathea thinks Petri is dishy :pun:

[internet.news]

:pinch:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Kick of one of the sams. That seems the simplest solution.

[Mathea]

mr punny is mr clever as well!


but even with only two sams thats only half of him, so i dont know

[Petri]

:01:

[link2009]

LOL! Hahaha

[Mathea]

omg its only a quarter after midnight. grrrrrrr

[tilen76]

...
but even with only two sams thats only half of him, so i dont know

Must be all the sausages. :P


P.S. You got the right one, the other 2 are just robots. ;)

[Mathea]

ooooh robot sam? that's AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


hmm i might need a new number if old posters come back!

[Jagarga]

srystal remember that time you wanted to cyber me but in real life, but then your car broke down and you forgot?

[Mathea]

hmmm id have believed you cept i dont have a car


better luck next time

[RPerry]

Do I even want to know ? :huh:

[Mr JP Fugley]

It was me he was thinking about.

Damn car.

[Mathea]

I can sell u a bmw for next time

[Adster]

7 people are cunts?

[Mathea]

7 people are cunts?

no, its that everyone BUT 7 ppl are cunts

[racer II]

Mathea is teh sexy!!!!!!





:ph34r:

[thewizeard]

7 people are cunts?

no, its that everyone BUT 7 ppl are cunts

:O

[mbucari1]

Am I on your list? :wub:

and by the way...
http://dugoutdiary.mlblogs.com/photos/uncategorized/mets06.jpg

[brotherdoobie]

With the posting of that Mets banner... I'll bet you're on her list...



-bd :dabs: