its still inside !

[brenda]

:fear:

for the past few nights I've been having 'uncomfortable' feelings in my back, pelvis, etc... so i keep thinking maybe its on its way....then i wake up as normal :frusty:

[samsamsamsam]

bump


http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/739/drmn5lt.gif

[samsamsamsam]

I predict water breaking tonight :sorcerer:

[maebach]

We're gonna be great peers to your child :)

[brenda]

hope so :) he/she seems quite settled where he/she is :shutup:

[Skiz]

You don't know the sex yet? :O

[gamer4eva]

You don't know the sex yet? :O

Keep it a suprise!!!!:D

[Gripper]

You don't know the sex yet? :O

course she does,how do you think she got pregnant,with a bleedin turkey baster.

[100%]

bump

:lol:
That is the internets most perfectly placed 'bump" in the history of bumps.


Brenda, when are you actually due? Is this not too soon?
either which way, relax
ours was two weeks over due, we went sailing the day before, and even had some wine.. i guess that relaxed and kicked off the whole business.

If you are giving birth right now, don't reply.

[NikkiD]

Oh you poor thing, you must be going through misery. The waiting is awful!! Fingers are crossed for you that when it does happen, everything goes smoothly and exactly as planned. :)

[Mathea]

what she said





i say middle of the night too

[ejitling]

I went two weeks over with one of mine. Longest two weeks of my life...

Hope s/he doesn't keep you waiting much longer and everything goes well :)

[brenda]

thanks guys

still there :glag: I've kind of gotten over the time dragging and reverted back to being petrified about givin birth

5 days late and counting, the midwife offered me induction but I refused :shutup:

[Alien5]

Natural Ways to Induce Labor
If the medical methods of jump starting labor sound a bit off putting, there are a number of home remedies for inducing labor naturally when you are past your due date. But remember: none of these remedies will start labor unless you have already begun to dilate. However, some methods can help you to tone and soften your uterus.

1. Eat spicy foods or pineapple.

2. Go for a walk or march up some stairs. This is thought to bring on labor because of the pressure of the baby’s head pressing down on your cervix. At the very least, walking can help get your baby into a better position for labor.

3. Have sex. A favorite for many pregnant women, sex can help by releasing a hormone called oxytocin, which causes the uterus to contract. Additionally, semen contains a substance known as prostaglandins, which will help soften the cervix.

4. Nipple stimulation. For those who find sex just too uncomfortable right now, nipple stimulation may be a better choice. It helps to bring on labor in much the same way sex does, by releasing oxytocin. However, this method may take a bit more effort than sex to start labor.

5. Stretching of the uterine opening membranes. This can be done by your doctor or midwife and has been found to increase the chances of labor starting within 48 hours.

6. Complementary therapies. Acupuncture, massage, teas, herbs and homeopathic remedies can be helpful when it comes to inducing labor. However, make sure you go to a licensed practitioner who has experience treating pregnant women.

One home remedy that is often recommended to pregnant women is castor oil taken either alone or with orange juice. While some women swear by this method, many experts and women who have tried it will strongly advise you against it. Castor oil may or may not bring on labor but it will definitely make you nauseous, cause you to vomit, have diarrhea and suffer severe cramps so just steer clear of this home remedy.

[bunny67]

i went 21 days over my due date and ended up having a section after being induced 4 times little fucker didnt wanna come out

[Seedler]

I hope the child isn't black or asian, or else you've got a ginormous problem.

[bunny67]

racist

[ejitling]

My first was induced. Never again.

[bunny67]

My first was induced. Never again.4 times me was induced ouch tis fooking welsh hospitals for u

[Gripper]

Don't have it induced if you can help it,the baby will come when it's ready,usually when there's something good on TV.
Blessed Be. :)

[Alien5]

have you tried pretending you're not pregnant? :unsure:

[Seedler]

racist

how so...she's got a white hubby:blink:

[Barbarossa]

thanks guys

still there :glag: I've kind of gotten over the time dragging and reverted back to being petrified about givin birth

5 days late and counting, the midwife offered me induction but I refused :shutup:

Raspberry leaf tea and warm baths are the order of the day then ;)

[MediaSlayer]

Why swim against the current? Just let the little guy/gal stay in there and start chargin' rent.

[micky3840]

good luck

[raspberry1331]

^^undeniable bittorrent invites section style

[samsamsamsam]

I predict the baby will be born on.....



Thursday :01:

[GepperRankins]

no. thursday is my birthday :snooty:

[Virtualbody1234]

no. thursday is my birthday :snooty:

You're not born yet? :O

[samsamsamsam]

wireless keyboard ftw :01:

[Mathea]

when thursday? cuz it could still be my thursday when its already your friday

[samsamsamsam]

Thursday daytime GMT :01:

[Mathea]

i say it happens in the middle of the night

[weenden]

well i wish you well and raise your legs at night with a pillow to alleviate the back trouble if you can

[peat moss]

I hope the child isn't black or asian, or else you've got a ginormous problem.


No your post will read "Is It In YET " :whistling

[bunny67]

:lol:

[peat moss]

:lol:



I knew you'd like that Sunshine . :D

[brenda]

....10 days late now

Been trying...

raspberry leaf tea
pineapple
sex
spicy food

....all failing miserably

I've looked into the nipple thing but you have to do it for SEVERAL HOURS! a day and it causes contrations to be much more intense

Can't walk anywhere cus the baby is crushing my right hip so badly

Midwife is coming tomorrow to try the membrane thingy :cry:

[SnnY]

Pennyroyal tea might help.

[Snee]

Try running a couple of miles.

[j2k4]

....10 days late now

Been trying...

raspberry leaf tea
pineapple
sex
spicy food

....all failing miserably

I've looked into the nipple thing but you have to do it for SEVERAL HOURS! a day and it causes contrations to be much more intense

Can't walk anywhere cus the baby is crushing my right hip so badly

Midwife is coming tomorrow to try the membrane thingy :cry:

Bear up, there, young lady.

We're with you. ;)

[Mathea]

brenda babe, gl and go for the drugs! induce labor!

[MediaSlayer]

good luck honey, you better give us some baby pics a couple of months from now!!!!

just cross your fingers, and keep positive.

-ms

[peat moss]

I cant wait to see the baby pics ,hope everything is going well . Have the in-laws over that works ever time . :lol: Better than an enema .

[Seedler]

I heard if u do jumping jacks u can speed up the process by 0.183secs/jumping jack.

[Virtualbody1234]

... you better give us some baby pics a couple of months from now!!!!

Months??? :O :O :O

I sure hope not for her...

[Mathea]

i dont remember what my post said thats any diff but why the hell was it edited cuz i dont remember writing anything fucked up....

[samsamsamsam]

I saw you on the "last post" and assumed you'd come to apologise to everyone rather than try to deny it all :snooty:


not heard about any babies coming out yet but I still have that crowbar at the ready :01:

[peat moss]

The suspense is killing me ! Hurry up already . :D

[bunny67]

have sex it may help or try running up and down the stairs

[Seedler]

try running up and down the stairs

LOL. and FALL right?

[tesco]

i dont remember what my post said thats any diff but why the hell was it edited cuz i dont remember writing anything fucked up....my guess is it was a reply to a deleted post above yours, possibly quoting it.

[Mathea]

i dont remember what my post said thats any diff but why the hell was it edited cuz i dont remember writing anything fucked up....my guess is it was a reply to a deleted post above yours, possibly quoting it.

ah would prolly help if i looked about some first


thanks :)

[bunny67]

:O :noes: might make her waters break

try running up and down the stairs

LOL. and FALL right?

[Seedler]

:O :noes: might make her waters break


LOL. and FALL right?

Yes, by FALLING. Right... Best idea I've heard this year.:no2:

[samsamsamsam]

It's still inside

[peat moss]

It's still inside


Still ? I think this calls for some drastic action , hmmm French Canadien sex may be in order . :01: You know make love from behind while you both watch Le hockey game . Tabernack , works every time . :D

[bunny67]

It's still inside


Still ? I think this calls for some drastic action , hmmm French Canadien sex may be in order . :01: You know make love from behind while you both watch Le hockey game . Tabernack , works every time . :Di agree

[Alien5]

Still ? I think this calls for some drastic action , hmmm French Canadien sex may be in order . :01: You know make love from behind while you both watch Le hockey game . Tabernack , works every time . :Di agree http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5378/humpfe3.gif

[bunny67]

:lol: