Free Funky Capricorn

[Tyke]

Free Funky Capricorn

WeeMouse has Funky Caricorn held prisoner in her wardrobe.

How much is the ransom for his release? How many pounds of cheese will it take?

This is the official collection to pay the ransom. All donations greatly recieved.

Here's what we have so far, please help!!


http://www.kosherquest.org/assets/images_food2/cheese-assorted.jpg

[Nimdock]

My two cents...

http://www.houseofcheese.co.uk/NVTech_food000.gif

[Rocktron]

Take your pick... http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/151/CH1.jpg

[kaspiske]

http://www.warwickcheese.com/images/wcs-cheese3_small.jpg

By the way are you sure that he really want to be relished?

[marine_aart]

I am not talk with terrorists so
http://www.djbrunoproductions.com/images/promotions/102602/middlefinger.jpg

and good luck FC, I will come to weemouse's home with a swat team :ph34r:

[Buffalo]

NEWS FLASH....FuNkY CaPrIcOrN HELD CAPTIVE
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/smurf_fc1_40.jpg

[kaspiske]

Shoot to kill, I repeat SHOOT TO KILL!
http://www.tempe.gov/police/employment/swat.h16.jpg
go, go, go...

[marine_aart]

hehehe, there's my swat team :ph34r:

[Rocktron]

Why not wait a while?

http://home.planet.nl/~muije000/Humour/nieuw/leftoversofmouse.jpg

[Tyke]

Too late... look again, more closely!

http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://dcsdirect.20megsfree.com/mouseescape.jpg

The mouse has escaped!

Guess mice are hard to catch? And still no sign of FC!!

[Rocktron]

Ow! :o

The bitch!
I have something that could help! My special cat!
http://humorcastle.com/p/0352.jpg
But maybe she's prepared.. http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/BraveMouse.jpg

[kaspiske]

:ph34r: I’ve got a secret weapon to free FC :ph34r:

http://users.bigpond.net.au/mechtoys/gifs/mousecar.jpg


(Now its not secret anymore)

[Lilmiss]

wee mouse, you dont happen to have "bo" trapped in there too, do you? :unsure:

...if so, i hope you're not expecting much for him. :lol: ;) :P

[Benno]

WeeMouse do us a favor and keep FC for a while. The board gets real liveable without him. :P

[WeeMouse]

:lol:

I didn't know you all cared about FC so much!

He shall be released in good time, and with adequate cheeez ransom!

:P

[The Knife Thrower]

Intelligence reports suggest that FC is being held in a building somewhere on this map:

http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=BuXKFe1RwkU5wPUUH0EKAoDWi&ext=.png

[WeeMouse]

Let's see if you guys can pinpoint the exact location!

If you do, i will have FC back!

:lol:

[Bender]

Glasgow!

[WeeMouse]

Well that narrows it down! :D

Ok it's between these places....
Anderston
Whiteinch
Knightswood
Kelvindale
Partick
Thornwood

I'm beginning to think you guys don't want FC back... :lol:

[The Knife Thrower]

I have just received an intelligence report from the future:

2004 WeeMouse is captured. It is discovered that she did not kidnap FC
2005 A terrorist organisation called ZX1 gold reveals that they have him. They demand 7 trillion dollars for the release of FC. The world governments refuse saying that anything more than 6trllion 999billion is too much.
2006 FC escapes from the group. He spends the rest of his life on an island with a tribe of naked women
2007 The ZX1 group release a deadly retrovirus to kill all cows. Production of milk and cheese ceases to exist
2009 Scientists try to get cheese by growing it on treese. They are unsuccessful.
2010 Start of world war 3 which is caused by lack of cheese
2011 World destroyed by nuclear bombs

All of this can be prevented. Assemble your swat teams at this location in 24 hours:

http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=NEjjE37pZ5eIHLkM9CP1ZIl&ext=.png

WeeMouse, you have been fooled. You were tricked into this with the promises of cheese. They will betray you by unleashing the virus.

[Bender]

2003 somebody PM'd Lamsey and asked him where WeeMouse lives. :P


Originally posted by The Knife Thrower@25 May 2003 - 23:40

2004 WeeMouse is captured. It is discovered that she did not kidnap FC
2005 A terrorist organisation called ZX1 gold reveals that they have him. They demand 7 trillion dollars for the release of FC. The world governments refuse saying that anything more than 6trllion 999billion is too much.
2006 FC escapes from the group. He spends the rest of his life on an island with a tribe of naked women
2007 The ZX1 group release a deadly retrovirus to kill all cows. Production of milk and cheese ceases to exist
2009 Scientists try to get cheese by growing it on treese. They are unsuccessful.
2010 Start of world war 3 which is caused by lack of cheese
2011 World destroyed by nuclear bombs

[WeeMouse]

/WeeMouse screams and hides in the wardrobe!

:lol:

Lamsey could never divulge in that information!

[infamousalbo101]

does any really know where he is the board is boring without him

[Bender]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@25 May 2003 - 23:49
does any really know where he is the board is boring without him
Lamsey? I took him hostage. :lol:




@ WeeMouse: Would you like to trade Lamsey for FC?
... or should I continue scraping the skin off the back with a cheeez-slicer? :devil:

[WeeMouse]

Hmm....you can keep Lamsey! (he threw a sock at my big brother who ducked, so the sock caught a notice board on my bedroom wall. Unfortunately, the notice board had my prized Archery medals and I now can't find my favouritist one, so Lamsey is in disgrace!)

:lol:

So I think I'll keep FC - just until a hefty cheeez ransom is paid! (or my room gets raided!)

[Bender]

Scraping...

[WeeMouse]

Scrape away!

Scrap his toes for losing the first medal I won as a British longbow Society Lady!

:P

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@25 May 2003 - 23:23
the first medal I won as a British longbow Society Lady!

Excuse my scouse stupidity if it's evident, but isn't that just a fancy way of saying you got a medal for participating?? :blink:

[WeeMouse]

Originally posted by Illuminati+25 May 2003 - 23:25--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Illuminati @ 25 May 2003 - 23:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--WeeMouse@25 May 2003 - 23:23
the first medal I won as a British longbow Society Lady&#33;

Excuse my scouse stupidity if it&#39;s evident, but isn&#39;t that just a fancy way of saying you got a medal for participating?? :blink: [/b][/quote]
Nope - I was competing against a good few lady archers, and this was for getting the highest score in one of the two rounds&#33;

Sorry if my phrasing confused anyone&#33; :lol:

(Oooooops...It&#39;s FC&#39;s feeding time&#33;)
:P

[kAb]

We have the identity of one of Weemouse&#39;s terrorist friends&#33;&#33;&#33;

http://website.lineone.net/~jwht/weemouse.jpg






:lol:





Itelligence gathered by typing in "weemouse" into google images :P

[WeeMouse]

:lol:

hmm....looks like one of my relatives&#33;

[Buffalo]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/swat_wee_aa_40.jpg
i need a wee wee :D

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@26 May 2003 - 16:03
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/swat_wee_aa_40.jpg
i need a wee wee :D
that looks odd - either he has two hands or one of the other guys is violating his personal space

[kAb]

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate+26 May 2003 - 13:59--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DarthInsinuate @ 26 May 2003 - 13:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--CELEBS_ARE_US@26 May 2003 - 16:03
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/swat_wee_aa_40.jpg
i need a wee wee&nbsp; :D
that looks odd - either he has two hands or one of the other guys is violating his personal space [/b][/quote]
i wish i had two hands...

[DarthInsinuate]

ahh - i see my mistake

two RIGHT hands

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

:( Help me&#33;I was about to get away for a few Minutes while WeeMouse was busy.

TY for your concern.

[Lilmiss]

dont worry F.C, the swat teams on its way. :D

heard on the news they were gonna catch wee mouse by the tail and feed her to a cobra&#33;&#33;&#33; good job too, you dont wanna be labeled the "closet monster forever&#33;" :rolleyes:

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by lilmiss@27 May 2003 - 19:40

heard on the news they were gonna catch wee mouse by the tail and feed her to a cobra&#33;&#33;&#33;
Wait, I&#39;m sure she&#39;s entitled to a trial&#33; She owes us a explanation... Whatever it might be&#33; ;)

[Tyke]

^^I&#39;m sure it will involve a certain dairy produce :rolleyes:

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by Tyke@27 May 2003 - 20:33
^^I&#39;m sure it will involve a certain dairy produce :rolleyes:
A dairy produce she didn&#39;t mention until well after you did... There must have been something else&#33; Something political, maybe? And do not forget FC is a notorious smurf-molester (just look at his avatar&#33;)&#33;

[WeeMouse]

My reasons are between me + FC&#33;

:lol:

[charity]

:o /me thinks she released him n never told any of u as FC was kickin about the forum last nite guys&#33; she only wants more cheeez...:o

[Rocktron]

Originally posted by charity@29 May 2003 - 14:52
:o /me thinks she released him n never told any of u as FC was kickin about the forum last nite guys&#33; she only wants more cheeez...:o
Hmm.. i don&#39;t know...

Who says she didn&#39;t force him to...??
She&#39;s an evil mouse&#33; Well she can be some times&#33; :o

[WeeMouse]

Moooooohahahahaha I am a very evil mouse - when I can be bothered&#33; :lol:

That damned FC escaped tho - I was busy celebrating getting more stars when he took his chance and ran out of my wardrobe and straight out the window&#33;

i suppose I shall be looking for another member to kidnap now and keep in my wardrobe&#33; :w00t: :devil:

You better watch out Charity&#33; :P

[charity]

ah u cant catch me i&#39;m the gingerbread bear

and i can vouch for her she is evil its true&#33;

[WeeMouse]

I know where you live

/me does sinister look in charity&#39;s direction :shifty:

And careful you or you will not be invited to my house for Eddie Izzard Day&#33;

[Guillaume]

What ? No " I&#39;m evil&#33;" dance ?

[WeeMouse]

That will come...patience my mouse-fans, patience&#33;

:P

[WeeMouse]

Evil mouse dance now&#33;

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/stacymouse/evildance.gif

[charity]

but mouse u know i am the life and soul of the party how can u have a day without me&#33; ;) :lol:

[WeeMouse]

:D

i can have that day easily charity&#33; I have the "Circle" video and you do not&#33; Moooohahahahahahah&#33;&#33;&#33;

I wouldn&#39;t tho...but that&#39;s not the point&#33;

Maybe we can invite Gurahl too? :)

[charity]

gurahl would be who exactly?

[WeeMouse]

Do you read any other posts?&#33; Look up (i mean scroll up the posts, you can stop looking at the ceiling now... :rolleyes: )

:P