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Mr JP Fugley
02-22-2007, 09:23 PM
1 - People I like
2 - Cunts
3 - Huns
4 - Pricks
5 - Arseholes
6 - Tax Dodgers
7 - Accountants
8 - Invite Sharers
9 - Wastrels
10 - The Disenfranchised.

Obviously if anyone is in section 1 it cancels out anything else which may be true of them. That's just the type of guy I am.

100%
02-22-2007, 09:26 PM
could you add a special eleventh number for people like me
thank you
sincerely yours
Z%

GepperRankins
02-22-2007, 09:34 PM
replace pricks with friendly weirdos and consider more cunts :unsure:

SpatulaGeekGirl
02-22-2007, 09:49 PM
What am I?

Shadowfire
02-22-2007, 09:49 PM
I might fit somewhere between a prick and an invite sharer.

Mr JP Fugley
02-22-2007, 09:54 PM
What am I?

You're a 6, daughter of a 7, cancelled by a 1.

Mr JP Fugley
02-22-2007, 09:56 PM
I might fit somewhere between a prick and an invite sharer.

I've never taken you for an Accountant :blink:

Shadowfire
02-22-2007, 09:57 PM
Maybe I'm a future undercover accountant.

Mr JP Fugley
02-22-2007, 09:58 PM
Maybe I'm a future undercover accountant.

Or an Arsehole.

SpatulaGeekGirl
02-22-2007, 09:58 PM
What am I?

You're a 6, daughter of a 7, cancelled by a 1.

That'll do, yes.

Shadowfire
02-22-2007, 10:02 PM
An asshole would be more frank.

Mr JP Fugley
02-22-2007, 10:17 PM
Who's Frank

Shadowfire
02-22-2007, 10:21 PM
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/frank1-51136

Mr JP Fugley
02-22-2007, 10:39 PM
Oh that Frank, sorry I should have realised.

Cheese
02-22-2007, 10:40 PM
11. Nobodies

GepperRankins
02-22-2007, 10:43 PM
11. Nobodies
i don't know if i got a joke but i lolzed :pinch:

Mr JP Fugley
02-22-2007, 10:44 PM
Name a nobody.

Mr JP Fugley
02-22-2007, 10:45 PM
11. Nobodies
i don't know if i got a joke but i lolzed :pinch:

You just made an 11 and also answered my last post.

Cheese
02-22-2007, 10:48 PM
Name a nobody.

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/nobody-42442

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/nobody123-50010

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/nobody1234-1892

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/nobody1912-82041

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/nobody2-11095

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/skizo-89789 (Punchline)

Fulanito
02-22-2007, 10:49 PM
4 - Pricks


hah this is maybe mee:rolleyes:

Mr JP Fugley
02-22-2007, 10:52 PM
Name a nobody.

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/nobody-42442

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/nobody123-50010

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/nobody1234-1892

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/nobody1912-82041

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/nobody2-11095

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/skizo-89789 (Punchline)


:glag: :earl: :genious:

You are to be commended on the effort.

Cheese
02-22-2007, 10:54 PM
I noticed, whilst grabbing his profile, that Skizo has been made a mod. Of the Inbred Section mind, far be it from me to comment on the aptness of that appointment. Hopefully it will give him something to do in his life rather than just posting numbers in a thread no-one reads.

Shadowfire
02-22-2007, 10:56 PM
Inbred Section

You're far too kind.

Mr JP Fugley
02-22-2007, 10:57 PM
Mayhap mods are banned from posting in the mindless thread. It's best left to forum stars.

Cheese
02-22-2007, 10:59 PM
Inbred Section

You're far too kind.

I know, I could be more truthful but I'm not a mean person at heart.

Mr JP Fugley
02-22-2007, 11:04 PM
You're far too kind.

I know, I could be more truthful but I'm not a mean person at heart.

You are superficially tho'.

missie
02-22-2007, 11:47 PM
I want to be a 1, but I'm too much of a 2 wanting to be more of a 2/9.:blink:

gamer4eva
02-22-2007, 11:50 PM
I think i will be the accountant////

Mathea
02-23-2007, 12:17 AM
thats a lot of groups. personally i narrow it to ppl i like and the rest are cunts. :D


what am i? number 5? /me just doesnt wanna have to be an accountant

j2k4
02-23-2007, 12:23 AM
I'm curious...:huh:

Alien5
02-23-2007, 12:51 AM
i consider myself an Anti-pro-Anti invite sharing cunt.

sArA
02-23-2007, 09:16 AM
wankers
nob heads
dick heads
twats
annoying little tits

All of the above, if they hang around the local chippy = chavs

Barbarossa
02-23-2007, 10:20 AM
There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't :smilie4:

Barbarossa
02-23-2007, 10:38 AM
I noticed, whilst grabbing his profile, that Skizo has been made a mod. Of the Inbred Section mind, far be it from me to comment on the aptness of that appointment. Hopefully it will give him something to do in his life rather than just posting numbers in a thread no-one reads.

Also please note that he can read any of your reported threads, and ban anyone he likes. Especially if it messes up his counting.

I'm surprised he hasn't banned me yet.

Presumably he also has access to team chat, user email addresses and IP addresses. What fun.

Cheese
02-23-2007, 12:52 PM
I noticed, whilst grabbing his profile, that Skizo has been made a mod. Of the Inbred Section mind, far be it from me to comment on the aptness of that appointment. Hopefully it will give him something to do in his life rather than just posting numbers in a thread no-one reads.

Also please note that he can read any of your reported threads, and ban anyone he likes. Especially if it messes up his counting.

I'm surprised he hasn't banned me yet.

Presumably he also has access to team chat, user email addresses and IP addresses. What fun.

I already disliked the guy because he is scum, now I double-hate him.

Hairbautt
02-23-2007, 09:25 PM
Such happy thoughts... :ermm: I like Skizo, probably because I can recognize that people are not perfect. I sometimes wonder why ya'll are so bitter...

Ahh, it's that banter again. Gets me every time.

Mr JP Fugley
02-23-2007, 09:48 PM
It's probly a cultural thing. Maybe Europeans are more into badinage and good natured piss taking. So they see things that way.

Hairbautt
02-23-2007, 09:53 PM
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy some good 'pish' talk myself :happy:

ejitling
02-23-2007, 10:03 PM
There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't :smilie4:

Bastage. You beat me to it. :lol:

Wolfmight
02-23-2007, 10:03 PM
I thought there were only 3 Kinds of people.


1 DICKS 2 PUSSYS & 3ASSHOLES


Source: The Philosophy/Theory of Human Personality, by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.:sick:


hey now...it's Sigmund Freud's fault. He was the one who claimed sexuality was secretly expressed in subconscious thoughts and actions. ...i.e. dreaming of a Donut means you actually want to have sex with a virginia or ....ahem...you get the idea.

Mr JP Fugley
02-23-2007, 11:06 PM
Freud was as mad as a snake but.

manker
02-24-2007, 12:00 AM
'Mad as a snake'

Yeah I've heard it but there are madder animals, like lemmings, mongeese and chimpanzees. Why should snakes get all the mad accolades.

Steve Irwin pwned snakes on a regular basis and, for me, that relegates them to Mad Animal Division II.

Chewie
02-24-2007, 12:00 AM
I thought there were only 3 Kinds of people.


1 DICKS 2 PUSSYS & 3ASSHOLES


Source: The Philosophy/Theory of Human Personality, by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.:sick:
Fancy that, Busted's drummer having anything to do with philosophy.

Skweeky
02-24-2007, 12:05 AM
I bet my 2 doesn't get cancelled out by a 1 just because I'm married to a 3:dry:

callum
02-24-2007, 12:12 AM
I thought there were only 3 Kinds of people.


1 DICKS 2 PUSSYS & 3ASSHOLES


Source: The Philosophy/Theory of Human Personality, by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.:sick:
Fancy that, Busted's drummer having anything to do with philosophy.

Chewie will be back after an extended period of hanging his head in shame.

Chewie
02-24-2007, 12:15 AM
Fancy that, Busted's drummer having anything to do with philosophy.

Chewie will be back after an extended period of hanging his head in shame.Is that the shame of a crap joke or the shame of knowing the first name of the drummer in Busted?
In my defence: my youngest fancied Matt Busted before she discovered Bam Margera.
Yep, bad joke it is. I'll get me coat.

Hairbautt
02-24-2007, 12:15 AM
:lol:^
1 - People I like
2 - Cunts
3 - Huns
4 - Pricks
5 - Arseholes
6 - Tax Dodgers
7 - Accountants
8 - Invite Sharers
9 - Wastrels
10 - The Disenfranchised.
Curious...Which do I fit under? :unsure: I rather like the word pricks.

callum
02-24-2007, 12:19 AM
Chewie will be back after an extended period of hanging his head in shame.Is that the shame of a crap joke or the shame of knowing the first name of the drummer in Busted?
In my defence: my youngest fancied Matt Busted before she discovered Bam Margera.
Yep, bad joke it is. I'll get me coat.

It was the knowing the name of the boy from busted, but even worse you knew what he was their drummer. Not that i have the slightest idea who busted were/are.

manker
02-24-2007, 12:28 AM
Being a life-long fan of IACGMOOH, I'm pretty sure that the name of the bloke from Busted is Matt Willis.

I'm also fairly sure he's not a drummer.


See, Chewie can un-hang his head.

callum
02-24-2007, 12:35 AM
Being a life-long fan of IACGMOOH, I'm pretty sure that the name of the bloke from Busted is Matt Willis.

I'm also fairly sure he's not a drummer.


See, Chewie can un-hang his head.

I'm hanging mine. I didn't think he was right so I googled busted, but I couldn't say anything, as it would have proved my busted knowledge was greater than his. That may have been his plan all along, the clever bastard.

manker
02-24-2007, 12:50 AM
Being a life-long fan of IACGMOOH, I'm pretty sure that the name of the bloke from Busted is Matt Willis.

I'm also fairly sure he's not a drummer.


See, Chewie can un-hang his head.

I'm hanging mine. I didn't think he was right so I googled busted, but I couldn't say anything, as it would have proved my busted knowledge was greater than his. That may have been his plan all along, the clever bastard.He can't be that fucking clever.

He's a Welsh bloke living in England. Surely he'd have known how shit it was before he went.

callum
02-24-2007, 01:05 AM
He's a Welsh bloke living in England. Surely he'd have known how shit it was before he went.

Go easy on him, it couldn't have been easy being the only busted fan in the village.

manker
02-24-2007, 01:14 AM
He's a Welsh bloke living in England. Surely he'd have known how shit it was before he went.

Go easy on him, it couldn't have been easy being the only busted fan in the village.He's got no excuse, we're as tolerant as mother-fuckers here.

I toyed with putting 'literally' after that sentence but, tbh, I reckon mother-fuckers would be more tolerant than sheep-shaggers, ken.

Shadowfire
02-24-2007, 01:15 AM
Alert me when you all make sense again.

callum
02-24-2007, 01:18 AM
Alert me when you all make sense again.

Don't worry, the canadians will be on soon.

Shadowfire
02-24-2007, 01:19 AM
Oh that's right. You've never made sense.

manker
02-24-2007, 01:22 AM
Alert me when you all make sense again.

Don't worry, the canadians will be on soon.


Oh that's right. You've never made sense.Non sequiturs will get you absolutely nowhere on the interweb.

Change your ways or be consigned to being regarded as on a par with AllenS.

Alien5
02-24-2007, 01:27 AM
:lol: im under attack again :o

Shadowfire
02-24-2007, 01:31 AM
You may or may not have understood. I was reflecting on the post above. I true that you all don't make sense to me. :P I'll just butt out ...

manker
02-24-2007, 01:31 AM
:lol: im under attack again :o
Yeah but now you're one of my minions so people will treat you with a new found respect.

manker
02-24-2007, 01:33 AM
I true that you all don't make sense to me. :P Right back atcha, big guy.

Proper Bo
02-24-2007, 01:33 AM
lols, you're pretending to be AllenS' friend so you can get that invite:lookaroun

manker
02-24-2007, 01:36 AM
lols, you're pretending to be AllenS' friend so you can get that invite:lookaroun
You pretend to be The's friend just so he'll tell you about his life so you feel good about yourself.

Quite frankie, I duno which is worse.

Alien5
02-24-2007, 01:38 AM
:) i pretend to understand all of you...

Proper Bo
02-24-2007, 01:41 AM
lols, you're pretending to be AllenS' friend so you can get that invite:lookaroun
You pretend to be The's friend just so he'll tell you about his life so you feel good about yourself.

Quite frankie, I duno which is worse.

That's only partly true; I like to lol at his unrequited homosexual love too:snooty:

manker
02-24-2007, 01:47 AM
That's something we can all lol at :happy:

Proper Bo
02-24-2007, 01:48 AM
don't do it in public, he'll get even more emo and top himself. Then we won't have anything to laugh at:no:

manker
02-24-2007, 01:50 AM
who?
eh?

Mathea
02-24-2007, 03:38 AM
who's on first silly