stop reading erotic books now!!

[snowultra]

i have an important message to everyone......it started out innocent, i quietly picked up an erotic book, glanced at the pages. then i couldnt stop reading erotic books ( i was hooked )

well i found out it was a gateway drug-------that leads straight to porn, yes thats right porn.

fast forward 5 years later, i may lose my right hand, because of all the pressure i put on it. during porn all the blood rushed to my right hand ( no idea why? )

god i hope modern science can save my hand.

[S!X]

LOL! It would of been better to start with pr0n from the beginning, coulda saved you all that time between the transition.

[Skiz]

Do you have hairy palms?

[Hairbautt]

Do you have hairy palms?
You mean Rosey Palms? :huh:

[Skiz]

Do you have hairy palms?
You mean Rosey Palms? :huh:

No. :mellow:

[natedogg]

dose anyone even read erotic books anymore?

[Fulanito]

i do not read thosee

[100%]

This thread lacks eroticism, hence i must add

"she slided down softly over .... "

thread is now complete

[Hairbautt]

You mean Rosey Palms? :huh:

No. :mellow:
Oh...:mellow:

:shifty: