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100%
02-24-2007, 10:06 PM
So thin and fragile.
You bastard
Why are you the last?
Do you have any clue what i have to do to get more of you?
ok
I will appreciate you
fully
but i already know, tomorrow morning your wrath will hit.
burn slowly

bunny67
02-24-2007, 10:30 PM
nothing more annoying is when your down to the last 1 paper and you got a pile of herb waiting to be smoked

Hairbautt
02-24-2007, 10:31 PM
Stupid druggies. :dry:

bunny67
02-24-2007, 10:36 PM
Stupid druggies. :dry:

:boxing:

Hairbautt
02-24-2007, 10:41 PM
Stupid druggies. :dry:

:boxing:
/steroids

bunny67
02-24-2007, 10:42 PM
:huh: make ya dick shrink



:boxing:
/steroids

Hairbautt
02-24-2007, 10:43 PM
In your case, makes chest hair, deeper voice and unnatural masculinity.

100%
02-24-2007, 10:45 PM
Stupid druggies. :dry:
You have obviously never sensually licked 100 rizzla's and pasted them all over your lover's body, while writing amour stories to her on them, and finally lighting all of them
inorder to get that true christmas tree feeling.

bunny67
02-24-2007, 10:45 PM
:o

Hairbautt
02-24-2007, 10:46 PM
:O




:cry:

bunny67
02-24-2007, 10:47 PM
Stupid druggies. :dry:
You have obviously never sensually licked 100 rizzla's and pasted them all over your lover's body, while writing amour stories to her on them, and finally lighting all of them
inorder to get that true christmas tree feeling.i put rizlas on my kids dads forhead when he fell asleep at a party and set fire to them it was funny as fuck tho he wasnt impressed

kammi
02-24-2007, 10:51 PM
damn Rizla.

I use to buy a packet at a time, but i learnt my lesson.
Now I buy boxes of em..

Also, keep a RooR pipe/bong handy..
I dont know whats worse....having no rizla, or waiting for your herbs to cure..



Kammi

100%
02-24-2007, 10:54 PM
Rizla's are great as "post it's" to leave messages.

multifunctional

missie
02-24-2007, 10:59 PM
Rizla's are great as "post it's" to leave messages.

In a time of desperation, I smoked a Post-It spliff.
Must admit it was fucking rank, don't do it kids. :no:

No idea how many times I've emptied a fag tube out to make a joint, but I bet it's 50 +. :unsure:

100%
02-24-2007, 11:04 PM
I dont know whats worse....having no rizla, or waiting for your herbs to cure..
Kammi

Rizla is the stigmatized as the accessorie, hence it is frustrating when you have the essential yet do not have that little paper which is legal in shops.

In the movie Children of Men, he said, the world can collapse, foreigners can be abused, your rights can be tasken away from you but hashish is still illegal.

all i want is one rizla.

not for dope

brenda
02-25-2007, 01:37 PM
Sounds like a film

The Last Rizla
Starring: 100%
Tag-line: use it wisely

One lone paper in a field of hemp (geddit). Will it be used immediately or saved for as long as possible and savoured? Will 100% make the trecherous journey to get any more? Or will he embark on the fruitless searching, ever searching, down the side of the sofa, that drawer in the kitchen thats got all that useful/useless stuff in it, the pockets of long forgotten coats, the places that it will never be but having tasted 'the last rizla' you are now more desperate than ever (behind the TV, in the fridge)

Gripper
02-25-2007, 09:47 PM
Set light to the field and stand down wind,oh yesh,many munchies on coming.