The Oscars..

[Smith]

are rigged. How the fuck did Babel get so many nominations..that movie was garbage.


Children of men ftw.

[Mathea]

i am now taking this over cuz the other guy didnt appreciate it at all the fucker

[Mathea]

btw on a side` note during the ads.... children of men was a kickass book i havent seen the movie

[Mathea]

still commercials

[Mathea]

ok we're back on

[Mathea]

now theres more music with a thing in the back too

[Mathea]

oh this isnt music its stupid sound effects like that guy in the cop movie


oh lookie here i sound like a motor and a typewriter and a homo

[Mathea]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay steve carrell and greg kinear are now gonna do sound editing:



























and the oscar goes to: some guy who did the movie letters from a scandal or some shit

[Mathea]

sound mixing:dreamgirls

michael minkler (sp)
bob beemer
willie burton

[Mathea]

blah blah blah boring speech



the first guys son worked on babel


what a shit movie
haha he lost

[Mathea]

rachel weiz is presenting for

Best Supporting Actor:


alan arkin?
or is it jackie l haley (sp?)
Jymon something from blood diamond?
or will it be eddie murphy?
then again, theres mark wahlberg..






























and the oscar goes to:


























































alan arkin little miss sunshine

[Mathea]

he almost didnt get the part cuz he was "too virile"

[Mathea]

now degeneres is back on talking to wahlberg in the audience

[Mathea]

now to scorsese




i hate names that are harder then smith

[Mathea]

hiya Smith

[Mathea]

crap now a dance troop









you know what? this sucks. i dont wanna see people recreate the movies of the year thru dance. half the movies i saw the other half i prolly dont want to.... at least not in dance

[Mathea]

ad for diet coke


now dove crap

[Mathea]

montage from the departed

first song

james taylor and randy newman singing the theme from cars

[Mathea]

haha it was funny when they did randy newman on family guy

[Mathea]

fuck man now melissa ethridge singing wtf?!?!?!?!?!??!


her song from inconvenient truth

[Mathea]

/me hits mute

[Mathea]

dicaprio and al gore are presenting now

[Mathea]

this show has gone green la di fuckin da

[Mathea]

oh they arent presenting anything but more propaganda about the earth heating up :angry:

[Mathea]

ads again

[Mathea]

okies back

[Mathea]

best animated feature presented by cameron diaz
















and the oscar goes to:











































happy feet
george miller

[Mathea]

montage of writers being portrayed in film




now helen mirren and tom hanks presenting best adapted screenplay:









and the oscar goes to:




















william monahan for the departed










thank fuck!

(was based on japanese film infernal affairs)

[Mathea]

im bored

[DefX]

How the hell did Alan Arkin win the best supporting over those other actors?

:noes:

[Mathea]

ads again

[Mathea]

How the hell did Alan Arkin win the best supporting over those other actors?

:noes:

its all that virility



and its fixed says smith

[Mathea]

back

[Fulanito]

yeah hmm hornie chicks

[DefX]

the only good thing about show so far is the host ellen degenerate

[Mathea]

best costume design presented by 2 stars from devil wears prada










and the oscar goes to:
































milena canonero for marie antoinette


























btw that movie was boooooooooooooooooring but tbh it did have killer clothes

[Mathea]

the only good thing about show so far is the host ellen degenerate

im a better host so stfu

[Fulanito]

haven't seen that movie :dry:

[Mathea]

tom cruise doing hersholdt award to sherry lansing

[Mathea]

best costume design presented by 2 stars from devil wears prada










and the oscar goes to:
































milena canonero for marie antoinette


























btw that movie was boooooooooooooooooring but tbh it did have killer clothes

haven't seen that movie :dry:
dont bother

[Mathea]

its a humanaterian award

[DefX]

the only good thing about show so far is the host ellen degenerate

im a better host so stfu

but you're hardly funny :blink:

[DefX]

Damn enough of this minor awards already

[Mathea]

omfg wth they mentioned myspace.com at the fucking oscars

[Mathea]

im also not a lesbian in a red then next white tux

[Fulanito]

Holy shit! Guillermo Navarro again damm

[Mathea]

gwenyth paltrow presenting best cinematography










and the oscar goes to:











guillermo navarro for pans labyrinth

[Mathea]

Holy shit! Guillermo Navarro again damm

gtfo of my thread if youre gonna post it before me






















ps i stole it fair and square so shush

[Mathea]

arrrrgh dancers again n now ads

[Fulanito]

Holy shit! Guillermo Navarro again damm

gtfo of my thread if youre gonna post it before me




ps i stole it fair and square so shush

:noes:

[Mathea]

listen you really dont want me as an enemy

[Mathea]

and im easily pissed off atm since i have to watch this shit so let me amuse myself you fucker

[Mathea]

take that smilie and shove it up your ass

[Fulanito]

easy man

[Mathea]

now if that cock chugger will stfu


naomi watts and robert downey junior for best visual effects:

































and the oscar goes to:












































pirates of the carribean

[Mathea]

easy man

not a man, you retard

[Mathea]

i was kind of pissed tho when i watched the second pirates for what seemed like hours only for it tbc...

[Fulanito]

what the hell have i done to you?

[Mathea]

lmfao you dont know me v well sometimes you dont have to do anything but you personally told me "no" and thats plenty

[DefX]

maybe her bet to win the sound effects nominee didnt win and now shes fuming

[Mathea]

clive owen and kate blanchett presenting best foreign language film:














































the lives of others

[Mathea]

germany












wow. pans labyrinth didnt win something

[DefX]

pan's labyrinth didnt win best foreign? Now thats a shocker

[Fulanito]

take that smilie and shove it up your ass

i can see that damm :mellow:

[Mathea]

george clooney presenting best supporting actress:











the oscar goes to:






























































jennifer hudson from dreamgirls


the american idol girl yrs back

[Mathea]

oh lord we have a crier

[Mathea]

my god. celine dion is still alive? shell be singing after ads at some point

[DefX]

whoa hudson actually looked like she was genuinely surprised for winning it

[Mathea]

yeah wtf panslabyrinth keeps winning but doesnt win its big category? weird.



then again i dont even know the actualy best pic nominees cuz i hate award shows tho i know the ones the dancers portrayed so far

[DefX]

Havent u heard? Foreign movies are not allowed to win the big awards in Oscars

[Mathea]

babel sucked. why are they talking about it again?!?!?!

[Mathea]

best documentary short subject:





the oscar goes to: the blood of yingzthuo district

[Mathea]

jerry seinfeld








my friends mom gave his wife a brazilian wax for their wedding





hes doing best documentary feature film:







the oscar winner is:










an inconvenient truth

[Skiz]

Who won all the good awards? I just read 8 pages of fucking blabber about best costume n shit. :ermm:

....or is it still on? :unsure:

[Mathea]

clint eastwood on now




award for the "scorer" ennio morricone







followed by dion singing "i knew I loved you"

[Mathea]

dunno

ask smith cuz i think he rigged em

[Mathea]

i hope someone there shoots her and puts me outta my misery

[Mathea]

i wonder iftherell be enough to post about with this alone to hit 4500

[Mathea]

169 posts to go. how much longer does this run?

[Mathea]

now a speech by the music guy

[Mathea]

not in english either

[Mathea]

ads again

[Mathea]

is broken tv guy even reading this?



























doubt it










































ass

[Mathea]

penelope crusie and hugh jackman presenting best original score:


gustavo santaolilla for babel

[Mathea]

president of academy talking

[Skiz]

president of academy talking

....really fast. :blink:

[Skiz]

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, dweedle-dee and dweedle-dumb.

[Mathea]

dunst and macguire presenting best original screenplay:





and the winner is: little miss sunshine

[Mathea]

haha yeah was fast. and they both do indeed suck. i kinda wanted to see this but tbh only cuz i like carrell (sp)

[Mathea]

ads

[Mathea]

j lopez introducing singers from dreamgirls to sing

[Mathea]

i want all of them to die

[Mathea]

cept eddie murphy but he isnt on stage

[DefX]

Did the announcer just say that jlo is an excellent reason for high def or am i just imagining things?

[Mathea]

blah blah blah


fat girl in tight dress beyonce and two other ppl singing

[Mathea]

Did the announcer just say that jlo is an excellent reason for high def or am i just imagining things?

yeah my cookies almost came out my nose

[DefX]

this show is starting to drag now...

[Mathea]

travolta (kewl) and queen latifah



presenting best original song:



i need to wake up



ethridge

[Mathea]

this show is starting to drag now...

starting to?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! it started hours ago and thats when it became a drag

[Skiz]

did that boy just thank al gore for positive change? :blink:

[Mathea]

ads again

[Mathea]

did that boy just thank al gore for positive change? :blink:

yeah go figure


something about a green robot

[Mathea]

oh wait i added the part about the robot

[Mathea]

maybe id be happy to watch it if it was done by robots

[Mathea]

will smith presenting a montage of "AMERICA THRU ITS MOVIES"

[Mathea]

kate winslet presenting best film editing:

the departed

[Mathea]

jodie foster introducing the whole passed away this year thing

[Skiz]

Is jodie foster smoking crack these days? pretty cool i guess....

[Skiz]

bruno kirby died of leukemia. :O

[Mathea]

fuck i didnt know bruno kirby died

[Mathea]

Is jodie foster smoking crack these days? pretty cool i guess....

haha i just said as it was loading that she looked like a crack whore

[Skiz]

didnt know jack palance died either. :dabs:

[Mathea]

commercials

[Mathea]

yep kicked it as well

[Mathea]

is it almost over?

[Skiz]

havent even gotten to the good ones yet.

[Skiz]

best actor, best director, hottest chick, all that...

[DefX]

didnt know jack palance died either. :dabs:

Yeah hes probably the biggest star that died this year...

[Mathea]

im not at the awards so they arent all going out

[Mathea]

yay philip seymour hoffman

[Skiz]

cruz looking seck-see

[DefX]

im predicting the queen for best actress

[Skiz]

queen looking seck-see-er. :naughty:

[Mathea]

best actress

penelope cruz, judi dench, helen mirren, meryl streep, or kate winslet


























and the oscar goes to:






































































helen mirren

[Mathea]

nice good for her

[Skiz]

whats with these silly biographical references while walking to the podium. annoying as feck.

[DefX]

i knew it... ellen was right, brits win lots of these awards

[Skiz]

is she the one who played the queen? :O

[Mathea]

almost over!!!!!!!!!!!

[DefX]

is she the one who played the queen? :O

yes, i havent gotten around to watching the flick though. looks like a yawner.

[Mathea]

yep. i hope peter otoole wins tho cuz hes prolly gonna die within the week

[Skiz]

dusting oscars crotch.

[Mathea]

sides brits got teh sexy accents

[Mathea]

gooooooooooooooooooo peter otoole

[Mathea]

he wont but i want him to

[DefX]

ellen is vacuuming...geez...what a riot

[Skiz]

leo has to get it1

[Skiz]

:lol: someone had to kick him to wake him up for his nomination. :lol:

[DefX]

i predict whitaker...i hope otoole wins tho

[Mathea]

reese witherspoon presenting best actor


ryan gosling, PETER OTOOLE, dicaprio, will smith, and forrest whittaker


























and the oscar goes to:























cmon peter,












the oscar goes to:






















































Forrest Whittaker



















FUCK

[Skiz]

i like forest, but meh

[Skiz]

i thought leo was nominated for departed also. :unsure:

[Mathea]

ellen is vacuuming...geez...what a riot

so what? she cleans the rug before she munches it




leave her be

[Mathea]

blood diamond was awesome

[DefX]

ellen is vacuuming...geez...what a riot

so what? she cleans the rug before she munches it




leave her be

:lol: :lol: why didnt i see that coming

[Mathea]

i hate george lucas atm tho

[Skiz]

3 directors skit was funny :lol:

[DefX]

let scorsese wins for crying out loud its been long enough

[Mathea]

best director






























shiny toy goes to (cmon scorsese I :wub: you!)














































cmon cmon cmon



















yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[Skiz]

YES! scorsecse wins!

[Mathea]

he was a great blowfish in shark tales

[Skiz]

jack looks like uncle fester.

[DefX]

FINALLY !! long time coming for this one.

[Skiz]

4 geniuses on that stage

[DefX]

why do i feel like this is a sympathy award for scorsese though

[Skiz]

why do i feel like this is a sympathy award for scorsese though

No way! Did you see that movie? It was awesome!! :w00t:

[worldpease]

4 geniuses on that stage
My God, thats exactly what I was going to say,
exactly the same.
it is just so emotive.
I feelt like tears came to my eyes.

[Mathea]

diane keaton and jack nicholson (:wub: him too)








BEST PIC









babel
the departed
letters from iwo jima
little miss sunshine
the queen






































and the oscar goes to












































































































































































THE DEPARTED

[Skiz]

DEPARTED! :w00t:

[worldpease]

why do i feel like this is a sympathy award for scorsese though
Shure, everyone knew, but Damn it,
the owed him, Damn.

... and, Oooh man,
Jack is so obnoxious.
Does he think he's cool or what?

[Mathea]

thank fuck man! loved it

[Skiz]

who is this cunt?

[worldpease]

easy, Martin looks like he might have a heart attack

[Mathea]

hes awesome nicholson is

[Mathea]

producer of the departed

[Mathea]

and blood diamond




he suxks leo off big time to star in his movies

[DefX]

Yea the academy do owe him big time and now its time for retribution. DEPARTED wins!!

[Mathea]

woot

[Skiz]

lesbian signs off

good night

[worldpease]

Damn, imdb.com is freaking good at updating it's website.

[DefX]

what? no signoff joke/antics from ellen?

Seriously though, i enjoyed her as host far better than the recent ones.

[Mathea]

any of u reccomend smokin aces?


itseither that or little miss sunshine


got em both while watching that crap

[Mathea]

oh n the prestige

[DefX]

Prestige IMO is on a whole other level compared to little miss sunshine

Smokin aces i havent seen yet

[Mathea]

kk ty

[Skiz]

havent seen smoking aces

Prestige is good.

little miss sunshine is good. The movie thrives on lots of dark comedy.

[Mathea]

just finished it. starting the prestige next

[Mathea]

it being lms

[Smith]

K so the departed won best picture. I dont understand how..it really wasnt as good as I thought it would be.

[100%]

What happened to Borat?

[Skiz]

What happened to Borat?

i didnt see it nominated for anything

[Mathea]

talk about a rigged awards show right?




tho once again, yaaaay for the departed

[maebach]

i wanna watch the last kind of scotland and pans labyrinth

[Mathea]

last king of scotland was really good



gonna watch pans labyrinth tomorrow