Big Nostrils

[hypoluxa3k]

i&#39;ve heard that if you have big nostrils, it means you are starved of sex. <_<
is that true? :)

[vivitron 15]

no

[ilw]

U might get starved of sex BECAUSE you have large nostrils tho :P

[RGX]

thats like saying............"Monkeys fly when they are not being looked at.."

completly untrue lol, or how do we know......

[j2k4]

I have heard that, in certain circles, large nasal orifices have a sexual function. ;)

[clocker]

Originally posted by j2k4@26 May 2003 - 21:28
I have heard that, in certain circles, large nasal orifices have a sexual function. ;)
Really?

For those of us less worldly...please elucidate, j2.

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by j2k4@27 May 2003 - 04:28
I have heard that, in certain circles, large nasal orifices have a sexual function. ;)
That&#39;s why I got the internet: learn new ( useful ) stuff everyday&#33; :lol: Now, to further my education: how do you do that?

[j2k4]

It, ah, has something (apparently) to do with, er, ahh......penetration?

I guess it&#39;s called "rhinocoitus" and was first observed in certain ape populations in the Lake Tanganyika region of East Africa by Ms. Monkey herself, Jane Goodall.

Now please, guys-that&#39;s ALL I know. :D

[clocker]

Originally posted by j2k4@27 May 2003 - 07:22


Now please, guys-that&#39;s ALL I know. :D
Liar&#33;

Your encyclopedic knowledge of sexual perversity is legendary from one end of the &#39;net to the other.
Now fess up&#33;

[Everose]

Yes, j2......this sounds real interesting.....tell us please? LOL&#33;&#33;&#33;

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Clevertoes@25 June 2003 - 20:39
Yes, j2......this sounds real interesting.....tell us please?&nbsp; LOL&#33;&#33;&#33;
Alas, it is with great regret I report I have unaccountably forgotten everything I ever knew about apes, Jane Goodall, the Lake Tanganyika region of East Africa, or nasal penetration (for sexual purposes). :huh:

More&#39;s the pity&#33; :(

[Everose]

Nasal penetration...........apes........East Africa........Jane Goodall......you suppose there is a higher incidence of sinus infection involved?????? LOL&#33;&#33;&#33;

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Clevertoes@26 June 2003 - 13:06
Nasal penetration...........apes........East Africa........Jane Goodall......you suppose there is a higher incidence of sinus infection involved?????? LOL&#33;&#33;&#33;
That would seem a distinct likelihood, yes.


The vets are even now devising a test to determine what is snot and what is...not. ;)

[Everose]

Okay...j2......but if it is not snot......what? :D

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Clevertoes@26 June 2003 - 13:53
Okay...j2......but if it is not snot......what? :D
Why, the other, of course. B)

[Everose]

Uhm....on second thought.....I don&#39;t think I really want you to answer that question..... LOL&#33;&#33;&#33; We will just go on thinking if it isn&#39;t snot, it must be like nicotine burns from holding the cigarette in your nostrils during sex. I am sure that is how this whole question came up. Someone was having sex, their nose hairs caught on fire, this enlarged their nostrils, and not only that....they didn&#39;t get to finish what they started (the sex, not the fire) and so now you have a person with enlarged nostrils that is sex starved..........(was that good or what???) LOL&#33;&#33;&#33;

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Clevertoes@26 June 2003 - 14:07
Uhm....on second thought.....I don&#39;t think I really want you to answer that question.....&nbsp; LOL&#33;&#33;&#33;&nbsp; We will just go on thinking if it isn&#39;t snot, it must be like nicotine burns from holding the cigarette in your nostrils during sex.&nbsp; I am sure that is how this whole question came up.&nbsp; Someone was having sex, their nose hairs caught on fire, this enlarged their nostrils, and not only that....they didn&#39;t get to finish what they started (the sex, not the fire) and so now you have a person with enlarged nostrils that is sex starved..........(was that good or what???)&nbsp; LOL&#33;&#33;&#33;
I&#39;m not positive, but I suspect you have captured the essence of the, uh, simian compulsion. :huh:

[Everose]

With normal size nostrils, no less. ;-) With only a small amount of snot and no &#39;what&#39; in them, I will add. ;-)

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Clevertoes@27 June 2003 - 09:55
With normal size nostrils, no less.&nbsp; &nbsp; ;-)&nbsp; With only a small amount of snot and no &#39;what&#39; in them, I will add.&nbsp; ;-)
Just so-

I commend you, and your powers both deductive and comedic. :D

[Wolfmight]

Your starved of sex when everytime u see a hot lady, you are allready pokeing them with your erection. :lol: :lol:

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Wolfmight@27 June 2003 - 10:11
Your starved of sex when everytime u see a hot lady, you are allready pokeing them with your erection. :lol: :lol:
And therefore you have big nostrils, due to the increased need for oxygen vis a vis the bloodflow/erection requirements. ;)

[Twigboy]

Is that where that joke came from?
What you call a hooker with a runny nose,overflow.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Twigboy@2 July 2003 - 05:50
Is that where that joke came from?
What you call a hooker with a runny nose,overflow.
Do you cast aspersions on all hookers, sir?

Or just the ones who are nasally-gifted? :huh:

[Twigboy]

Originally posted by j2k4+2 July 2003 - 19:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 2 July 2003 - 19:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Twigboy@2 July 2003 - 05:50
Is that where that joke came from?
What you call a hooker with a runny nose,overflow.
Do you cast aspersions on all hookers, sir?

Or just the ones who are nasally-gifted? :huh: [/b][/quote]
Not really just was wondering if that joke,was created from that subject in general.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Twigboy+2 July 2003 - 18:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Twigboy @ 2 July 2003 - 18:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by j2k4@2 July 2003 - 19:35
<!--QuoteBegin-Twigboy@2 July 2003 - 05:50
Is that where that joke came from?
What you call a hooker with a runny nose,overflow.
Do you cast aspersions on all hookers, sir?

Or just the ones who are nasally-gifted? :huh:
Not really just was wondering if that joke,was created from that subject in general. [/b][/quote]
Of that I cannot be sure, although I suppose it only smart to acknowledge the possibility, yes? :)

[Everose]

J2...can you believe it was Hypo that started this thread??? I can&#39;t.

[Everose]

Uhm.....er..... :blink: :unsure: :"> bump,,,,,,,

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Everose@6 December 2003 - 17:08
Uhm.....er..... :blink: :unsure: :"> bump,,,,,,,
I concur, &#39;Rose.

*BUMP* ;)

[RGX]

Originally posted by Twigboy@2 July 2003 - 10:50
Is that where that joke came from?
What you call a hooker with a runny nose,overflow.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: