Cunting hell (What's the most expensive thing you've ever broken?)

[MCHeshPants420]

My laptop got dropped (again) and now it won't charge up, I hope they'll fix it free of charge like last time.

To make this more of a thread than a blog-post, what is the most expensive thing you've broken through carelessness?

Me? I've broken this laptop twice, which makes me a double-idiot.

[Seedler]

Alice's heart:(

[GepperRankins]

this one time i left half a can of dr pepper on the dashboard of my dads car. it fell off and he went to grab it and crashed the car lolololololol
















i felt bad until i realised he was going out the driveway and didn't even hit the wall hard enough to scuff the bumper. he's such an emo :dabs:

[100%]

Spilled liquid (no not cream) on laptop, so i know how you feel.

Went joy riding in dads car as a kid. Ripped open the bottom of it without realizing. Next day my dad goes to work, car jams in the middle of the highway.
Took me a year of work to pay it back and sell everything i loved.

[bevan]

my little soldier it hurt like hell

[Alien5]

£220 pounds worth of sony mini disc walkman :cry:

i plugged it into a stack system to record songs on to it, i fucked it up, it would'nt record songs after that. im sure i broke something more expensive once? :unsure:

[DefX]

My Casio Exilim 750 digital cam (around $300 when i bought it). Well i didn't break it but i left it under the sun for a little too long while at the beach and for some reason the inks under the lcd screen started to appear that resembled a collage of some sort. Warranty didnt pay for it supposedly because lcd screens arent covered. bastards.

[thewizeard]

..well it must have been my ex- Wife's heart..she then divorced me and was given the house by the judge :(

[tesco]

Most expensive I can think of right now is frying a cpu.
I can't even remember how anymore but somehow i ended up with 2 athlon xp 2000+'s when I built my first computer and the first one was only running at 1.2ghz (i didnt know i had to up the fsb to 133, it was at 100) so i swapped them wihtout putting new thermal paste and it fried within about 10 seconds.
I then got a replacement 2200+ :P

My next would be a motherboard i fried, which is also how i ended up with the second 2000+.
I didn't know i needed risers between the motherboard and the case/motherboardtray. :pinch:
When i returned it to the store they were nice enough to give me a new one and let me keep the old fried one.

[Jagarga]

a £36,000 kidney dialysis machine at my old work. dropped when hungover.

[a_jackson]

accidentally ran into a glass vase at pier 1 imports..79 dollars

[bunny67]

was working in a hospital laundry factory many years ago and we had been slogging hard all day so i thought to get us a break for 15 mins or so id jam a machine by throwing something inside which was a slipper .well the machine jammed alright doh but the slipper caught on fire causing £25,000 worth of damage lucky for me my workmates kept silent

[peat moss]

OOps

[peat moss]

:stupid:


You guys are amatures I remember my son dropping my wife's new digital camera on Xmas day and trying to blame the cat . Remember the Shit Can Flow Chart ?



http://ylatis.com/darkon/humor/flochart.html

[ziggyjuarez]

A big screen TV that fell on my friend (I dint really break it but i was there to laugh at the event)

[bunny67]

:stupid:


You guys are amatures I remember my son dropping my wife's new digital camera on Xmas day and trying to blame the cat . Remember the Shit Can Flow Chart ?



http://ylatis.com/darkon/humor/flochart.html:lol:

[Skiz]

When I was little, we had an ice storm (which doesn't happen often) and my Dad's truck was completely covered in ice. I went around the whole truck with a hammer breaking it off, real soft like.

The entire truck looked like it had hail damage.

He had to replace all of the body paneling. :pinch:

[Smith]

My dog got ahold of my cell once..300$ down the tube. Other than that I've been pretty fortunate.

[brotherdoobie]

My family.

Peace bd

[brenda]

An antique oil lamp when i was about 17. I was cutting a pattern out of fabric on the floor and as i backed up i bumped into the table it was on, It wobbled - toppled - and fell off the table smashing the glass bowl part, to this day she has never been able to find a replacement glass bowly thing. The worse part was that the 1st thing my mum did when she came running at the sound of breaking glass was to burst into tears - I still feel bad even though it was an accident.

[thewizeard]

Most expensive I can think of right now is frying a cpu.
I can't even remember how anymore but somehow i ended up with 2 athlon xp 2000+'s when I built my first computer and the first one was only running at 1.2ghz (i didnt know i had to up the fsb to 133, it was at 100) so i swapped them wihtout putting new thermal paste and it fried within about 10 seconds.
I then got a replacement 2200+ :P

My next would be a motherboard i fried, which is also how i ended up with the second 2000+.
I didn't know i needed risers between the motherboard and the case/motherboardtray. :pinch:
When i returned it to the store they were nice enough to give me a new one and let me keep the old fried one.

:O Thats a coincidence..same thing happened to me, just after following your famous and extensive guide for tweaking windows ( which I can't find here anymore)



j/k :bye:

[Cheese]

I once fucked up when changing the beer in a pub I worked at and accidentally poured a whole barrel of Labbatts away.

[SnnY]

Didn't you go, "Oh fuck, there's beer in this barrel. I better tip it up again."?

warning: poor punctuation above.

[Cheese]

Having said that, Labbatts is Canadian beer and is thus worth about 1/4 of a normal pint. So no great waste then.

[thewizeard]

I once fucked up when changing the beer in a pub I worked at and accidentally poured a whole barrel of Labbats away.

For that evil deed you should have been incarcerated and forced to eat mouldy cheese for 6 months :)

[Cheese]

Didn't you go, "Oh fuck, there's beer in this barrel. I better tip it up again."?

warning: poor punctuation above.

Something like that.

My manager made me add on a half pint of Labbatts to anyone's bill who looked too drunk to notice. Long story short we ended up with a massive surplus of Labbatts after a month.

[SnnY]

Didn't you go, "Oh fuck, there's beer in this barrel. I better tip it up again."?

warning: poor punctuation above.

Something like that.

My manager made me add on a half pint of Labbatts to anyone's bill who looked too drunk to notice. Long story short we ended up with a massive surplus of Labbatts after a month.

Very smart move :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

I once broke an AS400. They're pretty expensive :dabs:

Luckily, it wasn't terminally broken.

[Gripper]

Was working night shift in an ESSO garage when a can of coke fell on the till key and sprayed into the computerized till, thus shutting everything down,fuck knows how much it cost but it was closed for 12 hours.

[Tom Leo]

I broke a man once.

Inside.

[Alien5]

ermm a forum.

[Alien5]

the 20 dollar thread :wub:

[Alien5]

the lounge

[Alien5]

my dingleberries

[Alien5]

is it just a waste of time?

[SnnY]

I broke a man's arm by punching it, or something.

[Alien5]

how?

[MagicNakor]

I broke a commercial bandsaw back in junior high. Fucked if I know how, but I didn't have to pay for it and learnt the important lesson that I do not belong anywhere near manufacturing equipment.

Edit: Several weeks later, one of the shop teachers sliced his finger off. He didn't learn. :no:

:shuriken:

[Alien5]

i broke hairbautts virginity. :P

[mestari]

15000€ MB crashed...but it's nice to have an insurance ;)

[hpp312]

a 10000$ floor machine and a 5000$ panel in one shot

[CrabGirl]

My laptop got dropped (again) and now it won't charge up, I hope they'll fix it free of charge like last time.

To make this more of a thread than a blog-post, what is the most expensive thing you've broken through carelessness?

Me? I've broken this laptop twice, which makes me a double-idiot.

Not a cunting chance in hell, judging by the hour and a bit spent on the phone to them, arguing the toss. Complete con buying extended warrenty then the bits most likely to get broken are not covered, though strangely they were before. Also a complete con that a pin breaks and they cant replace just that pin without replacing the motherboard too. Rubbish. Of course they fucking can. Bunch of moneygrabbing shits. They're based in Plymouth so I'm going to go and throw broken laptops through their windows. :angry: :angry: :angry:

[Workcheese]

I just looked on Google, you can get new pin connectors for £30. There is no need to replace the whole cunting motherboard for £380.

Especially considering this: http://www.ebuyer.com/UK/product/123115

[CrabGirl]

I sent you that info to your email you chav, and flatmate is happy to do the repair, depending on what damage there is to the laptop.

I think that they don't trust the monkeys they employ to do the repair with fiddly things and just make them replace stuff. I know some people that work up there and they've all got sausage fingers and a bit of a drool.

[Alien5]

up there they've all got sausage fingers and a bit of a drool. Those are the best technicians. :D

[Barbarossa]

:pinch:

[deep2k]

It wasn't excatly my fault but I totaled My Show Car.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/deep2k/Picture007.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/deep2k/dash2.jpg