What would you do if you had a time machine?

[Danny]

I would destroy it. Shit happens when you mess with time. You go back into the past, eat something, go to the present, and then everyone is dead or something. But then again, I wouldn't know.

[Seedler]

I'd go back in time, find out who you are, and slaughter you before you can make this ghey thread.

Word.

[Hairbautt]

:lol: I'd spend my life just viewing the past & future (kinda hard to do both :dabs: w/e)

Like that guy in the movie Time Machine, of course he fucks it up tho'.

[natedogg]

I'd go back in time, find out who you are, and slaughter you before you can make this ghey thread.

Word.
:lol: foh real

[Barbarossa]

I have a time machine.


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[manker]

I'd go back in time, find out who you are, and slaughter you before you can make this ghey thread.There is an obvious flaw in your plan - the only thing we know about this so called 'Danny' is contained within seven of his forumular posts. If you went back in time to find out who he is, you'd have less information to go on.

Better to go into the future to find out who he is and then travel back in time for the slaughtering.

Think it thro', man.

[Alien5]

i would go back to the day barbarossa was born and sWaP the babies. :sly:

[MCHeshPants420]

I'd go back in time and kill people who caused great disasters: Hitler, Stalin, Emperor Palpatine, Adster, etc.

[enoughfakefiles]

I'd kill sarah conner.

[Alien5]

i'd come back as sarah conner with a m16 with the safety off and a full mag locked and loaded.

[GepperRankins]

lottery numbers, obviously

[Hairbautt]

I'd go back in time and kill people who caused great disasters: Hitler, Stalin, Emperor Palpatine, Adster, etc.
I'd kill sarah conner.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/ROTFL.gif

[Cheese]

I'd go back in time and break The's time machine so he couldn't get the lottery numbers.

Edit: And kill Sarah Conner.

[manker]

lottery numbers, obviously
The last time someone went back in time to do something like that - they got pwned by a midget with Parkinson's disease.

[Barbarossa]

Adster, lol.

[natedogg]

I would kill Britney spears, paris hilton and lindsay lohan

[Alien5]

i would take complete ownage. :01:

[tsilout]

I have a time machine.


http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/535/backwardsclock1b9047ll9.jpg


me to!wanna trade?xaxa

[Snee]

She looks hawt in these pics:

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Nice body, anyway.

I'd go back in time and hit that like the fist of an angry god.



And by hit I mean secks.

[manker]

Pointy tits, ftw.

[Alien5]

nice tits. :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

I would kill Britney spears, paris hilton and lindsay lohan


have you even seen mean girls!!111!1!1! :o

:hitit: :would: x2

[Hairbautt]

I would kill Britney spears, paris hilton and lindsay lohan


have you even seen mean girls!!111!1!1! :o

:hitit: :would: x2I'd go back in time to hit it while its hot, cause she kinda had that anerisic downfall. :ermm:

[bruiser62]

Its not what i would do , it's what i would'nt do

[thewizeard]

i would go back to the day barbarossa was born and sWaP the babies. :sly:

Erm..we did that already, we switched you two as a sort of experiment, so actually, you are him and he is you...

[Alien5]

i would push manker into it and send him back to 1800 bc :lol:

[MCHeshPants420]

i would push manker into it and send him back to 1800 bc :lol:

Which would achieve what? He'd be in the year 1800 BC with a fully functioning time machine. That'd be like pushing your mate into a swimming pool with a nekkid Lindsay Lohan.

[brotherdoobie]

Buy more rum...

Peace bd

[Alien5]

i would push manker into it and send him back to 1800 bc :lol:

Which would achieve what? He'd be in the year 1800 BC with a fully functioning time machine. That'd be like pushing your mate into a swimming pool with a nekkid Lindsay Lohan.

i assumed the time machine was one way - you did'nt, so were both correct in our own minds as usual, i think you have problems accepting people are different.

[Barbarossa]

I think you were thinking of a time portal, such as in Star Trek's The City on the Edge of Forever, or like in Primeval.

Everyone else was thinking of a time machine, such as the TARDIS.

Everyone else > you.

[Mr. Mulder]

i would push manker into it and send him back to 1800 bc :lol:

Which would achieve what? He'd be in the year 1800 BC with a fully functioning time machine. That'd be like pushing your mate into a swimming pool with a nekkid Lindsay Lohan.
that would be just so orsum for the m8, he would have woken up that morning thinking today’s going to be an ok day, ive got the day off work and im going swimming once i've seen the new 24 and finished my toast- he wouldn't have even remotely suspected that not only does his m8 own a time machine but that he knows Lindsay Lohan well enough for secksual favours in a swimming pool!1

...the possibilities are endless (and secksy) :smilie4:

[MCHeshPants420]

I was thinking of Hiro with a saddle on him myself. Only Hiro is being played by a hawt Japanese chick this week.

[manker]

i would push manker into it and send him back to 1800 bc :lol:

Which would achieve what? He'd be in the year 1800 BC with a fully functioning time machine. That'd be like pushing your mate into a swimming pool with a nekkid Lindsay Lohan.
I take it Allen has stopped messing about with my borders now.

[Alien5]

i can do it again if you like ;P

[Alien5]

I think you were thinking of a time portal, such as in Star Trek's The City on the Edge of Forever, or like in Primeval.

Everyone else was thinking of a time machine, such as the TARDIS.

Everyone else > you. Sorry, you can be correct as well in your own head.

[Gripper]

Which would achieve what? He'd be in the year 1800 BC with a fully functioning time machine. That'd be like pushing your mate into a swimming pool with a nekkid Lindsay Lohan.
I take it Allen has stopped messing about with my borders now.

Is he being like a cat and digging up your plants and having a dump, I've found putting cd's with the shiny side out works to discourage them as they don't like their own reflections.

[Erasmus_Jones]

What would you do if you had a time machine?

I would not post something that I posted yesterday :pinch:

[brotherdoobie]

Iwould get my cigarettes for cheap.:smoke:

Peace bd

[Fulanito]

I would like to see myself when i'm 60 or something hehe

[tesco]

lottery numbers, obviouslyWould you go forward in time, find out next week's winning numbers, then come back to play them in current time,
OR
go back in time to play this week's numbers last week?

[Alien5]

get last weeks numbers go back a week, play, win and live the week again as a Millionaire. :hooray:

[thewizeard]

lottery numbers, obviouslyWould you go forward in time, find out next week's winning numbers, then come back to play them in current time,
OR
go back in time to play this week's numbers last week?

That's far too complicated for me to understand, but after considering it for a few hours, I think I would choose the "go back in time to play this week's numbers, last week," option :)

[bunny67]

get last weeks numbers go back a week, play, win and live the week again as a Millionaire. :hooray:sounds good to me

[idsos]

i would go back to genesis and ask god to make a few changes to his designs

[Erasmus_Jones]

Would you go forward in time, find out next week's winning numbers, then come back to play them in current time,
OR
go back in time to play this week's numbers last week?

That's far too complicated for me to understand, but after considering it for a few hours, I think I would choose the "go back in time to play this week's numbers, last week," option :)

Ah, but if you did that, then you'd be changing the past, so you would undoubtably put yourself in a position that you would not get into the time machine a week int he future, so none of it could happen. Paradox. :wacko:

You'd have to go into the future and learn next weeks, then come back and play them :happy:

[100%]

Everytime you walk through the "metal detector" in an airport, you move 2 seconds into your self awareness.