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MediaSlayer
03-06-2007, 05:01 PM
Well, hell.

http://www.bondageblog.com/bondage-pictures/blow-up-doll-in-bondage.jpghttp://mysite.verizon.net/vze7n006/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/blow_up_doll_bcn.jpg

I didn't find the exact pics I wanted but you get the idea. So what would you do if you had an artificial machine that had the look and feel of a woman but without the other stuff?

Alien5
03-06-2007, 05:08 PM
i would take the piss out of it

Barbarossa
03-06-2007, 05:08 PM
In the second picture, are those people gang-raping a blow-up doll :blink:

How odd :ermm:

100%
03-06-2007, 05:12 PM
indeed and what is the production date of this doll?

Barbarossa
03-06-2007, 05:18 PM
What you need is a fleshlight (http://www.fleshlight.com)

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/3976/lgexpress1b653beji2.jpg

Barbarossa
03-06-2007, 05:21 PM
Anyway, what do you mean "What would I do" :blink:


What would you do :blink:

I wouldn't need to tie it down, that's for sure :ermm:

MediaSlayer
03-06-2007, 05:21 PM
I just found this (http://www.pussysnorkel.com/facts.htm), looks pretty good, although it's off topic.

@barbarossa- i would bone it of course! as long as it doesn't involve suction like this one vacuum pump video i saw

snorkel

Alien5
03-06-2007, 06:15 PM
What you need is a fleshlight (http://www.fleshlight.com)

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/3976/lgexpress1b653beji2.jpg

barbarossa uses it with the lid attatched. :lol:

Hairbautt
03-06-2007, 07:20 PM
^http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/ROTFL.gif

Also, I'd probably tear it up...

...by accident :dabs:

Gripper
03-06-2007, 07:49 PM
Fill it full of helium and get a natural high. :)

brotherdoobie
03-06-2007, 08:29 PM
Sit paitently,as she yells about the garbage not taking it's self out. Peace bd

MediaSlayer
03-07-2007, 12:35 PM
"hey b1tch wut you're legs broken or somethin take it out ya self!"

manker
03-07-2007, 12:40 PM
What would you do if you had a twat machine?Use it to make Canadians.

I could have my own private army of simpletons.

Barbarossa
03-07-2007, 12:46 PM
I have a twat machine simulator program

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4212/roboskizoig6.jpg

MediaSlayer
03-07-2007, 01:07 PM
hey that reminds me wheres busyman