Things said in the last 10 minutes that I don't understand

[Barbarossa]

all this talk of cawk is making me hungry but there's no more fewd left, only cawfee which would take too long to freeze :sadwalk:

:blink:


I always have a vision of a little smiley with a dodgy moustache and no hair trying to complete his list

:blink: :blink:


If you think about it, if Gemboy loses one vowel you'll become a lesboid.

:blink: :blink: :blink:


Can anyone elucidate? :ermm:

[Barbarossa]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I just got the last one :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Well, you know how Earl, from the tv show has a dodgy moustace, no hair, and also has a list of things he needs to do in order to have good karma?

Hence, every time someone writes :earl:, all I can think of is alittle smiley with a dodgy moustache etc...

[manker]

Yeah.

Mulder wants to eat a coffee lolly, Skweey always envisages a smiley with a dodgy moustache when someone write :earl: and JP means that gemboy (Skweeky's beau) would become gemby (a girl) if he lost a vowel.

[Skweeky]

woot

I just got the last one as well

[Barbarossa]

Ohhhhhhh, I never watched "My Name is Earl", so that explains that one. :smilie4:

[Biggles]

The second two are straighforward - I am not sure I want to think about the first one :unsure:

What does Mulder usually keep in his freezer? :ph34r:

[Mr. Mulder]

What does Mulder usually keep in his freezer? :ph34r:

depends how tall they are and if the space under the garage floor is full :sneaky:

[Snee]

I thought Arky had gone ghey there.

[Mr. Mulder]

I thought Arky had gone ghey there.
On the subject of Arch Linux, have you tried it? cos its just the bestest ever.

[Snee]

Nupe.

Will check it out, tho', now.

I've still got mandy installed, and that's super-ghey.

[Mr. Mulder]

Nupe.

Will check it out, tho', now.

I've still got mandy installed, and that's super-ghey.
gheyer than ubuntu? been using that for the past few weeks and its linux for pnubs (gnome by default :sick: )

only proper 'ard distros come without gui's

[Alien5]

:idunno: what?

[Biggles]

:idunno: what?

Glad somebody swallowed their pride and said wtf?

[Snee]

Nupe.

Will check it out, tho', now.

I've still got mandy installed, and that's super-ghey.
gheyer than ubuntu? been using that for the past few weeks and its linux for pnubs (gnome by default :sick: )

only proper 'ard distros come without gui's

I like gnome :unsure:

Mandriva is the gheyest evar tho'.
It broke itself within an hour after I'd installed it.

EDit: gnome has a foot and everythink.

[Biggles]

gheyer than ubuntu? been using that for the past few weeks and its linux for pnubs (gnome by default :sick: )

only proper 'ard distros come without gui's

I like gnome :unsure:

Mandriva is the gheyest evar tho'.
It broke itself within an hour after I'd installed it.

EDit: gnome has a foot and everythink.

:ermm: You're just making these up now aren't you?

[Snee]

No


...gnome > kde, btw.

[Mr. Mulder]

gheyer than ubuntu? been using that for the past few weeks and its linux for pnubs (gnome by default :sick: )

only proper 'ard distros come without gui's

I like gnome :unsure:

Mandriva is the gheyest evar tho'.
It broke itself within an hour after I'd installed it.

EDit: gnome has a foot and everythink.
you do? are you sure? :unsure:

arch is hella stable, takes very little effort to install too (best with an FTP install cos your gonna need to d/l kde or whatever anywais)

...thought about trying out Mandriva once but it looked too much lyke windaes :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

No


...gnome > kde, btw.
:o

there's proof its rubbish cos linus said so, he even made patches but gnome just wouldn't listen :no:

[Snee]

Yeas.

Obviously, it looks a bit balls from the get-go, but with a few tweaks and sth like kreski lines it's hawt.

Ever tried this btw? (http://www.damnsmalllinux.org/)

That seems damned sexay, I once bought credit card-format cd-rs so I could burn it and put it in my wallet.

Just never got around to burning it :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

jA actually!1 got a live version on a disc wot came wiv a magazine, it wasn't any faster than most distros and didn't have a lot to do, app wise - so its pretty pointless on a DVD but could see the appeal for usb use, would be kinda hawt in that sense :unsure:

[Snee]

They put it on a full-size disc?

Nubs, if so :ermm:

Sort of defeats the point of it.



I've got a fairly recent version of knoppix wot came with a mag, btw.
I've actually been thinking of installing knoppix just for the heck of it.

[Mr. Mulder]

was tempted to installing knoppix awhile back but you'd just be left with an unstable debian spin-off when you install, apparentment :ermm:

...dsl was on a disk with a few other light distros, puppy linux and a cut down zenwalk and a few others wot i can't remember :unsure:

[manker]

:idunno: what?

Glad somebody swallowed their pride and said wtf?They're only doing it because it's apropos to the thread title.

I don't think they really use it because I've been led to believe that *nix is only for gays and poor people that can't afford a proper OS :smilie4:

[Snee]

Glad somebody swallowed their pride and said wtf?They're only doing it because it's apropos to the thread title.

I don't think they really use it because I've been led to believe that *nix is only for gays and poor people that can't afford a proper OS :smilie4:

pah.

Accountant.

[Snee]

was tempted to installing knoppix awhile back but you'd just be left with an unstable debian spin-off when you install, apparentment :ermm:

:cry: All my hopes and dreams...

[manker]

They're only doing it because it's apropos to the thread title.

I don't think they really use it because I've been led to believe that *nix is only for gays and poor people that can't afford a proper OS :smilie4:

pah.

Accountant.
Japanian trailer trash :snooty:

[Snee]

Aha, so on the gheyness scale:

Accountant = Japanian trailer trash.

IC

[Mr. Mulder]

:cry: All my hopes and dreams...

prewve them wrong good Sir, prewve them wrong...

[manker]

Aha, so on the gheyness scale:

Accountant = Japanian trailer trash.

IC
Well, an accountant is a mythical, benevolent entity that helps the hard of thinking defeat the evil taxman and Japanian trailer trash is ... mythical.

So, yeah, there are parallels :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

Glad somebody swallowed their pride and said wtf?They're only doing it because it's apropos to the thread title.

I don't think they really use it because I've been led to believe that *nix is only for gays and poor people that can't afford a proper OS :smilie4:
windaes is the OS of choice for hairdressers :snooty:

[Snee]

Aha, so on the gheyness scale:

Accountant = Japanian trailer trash.

IC
Well, an accountant is a mythical, benevolent entity that helps the hard of thinking defeat the evil taxman and Japanian trailer trash is ... mythical.

So, yeah, there are parallels :smilie4:
...on t'gheyness scale.

[manker]

Maybe.

Tell me how ghey you are - and I'll ... go ask an accountant friend (:sly:) ... how ghey he is.

We can then contrast and compare.

[Snee]

I am awesome :dabs:

[manker]

He says he's not awesomely ghey - actually he wants to intimate that he's a rampaging ball of manly testosterone, despite the occasional pink apparel and dyed bits in his hair.

So it's official.



Edit: he means a rampaging ball of manly testosterone wot fancies wimmin.

[Snee]

So he's a total poof then :dabs:

Not sure who's winning this.

[manker]

So he's a total poof then :dabs:

Not sure who's winning this.
Winning? Hmm, depends.

If you're a homophobe, then the accountant would be winning 'cos he's not gay. If you're as ghey as the hills, the Japanian trailer trash would be winning cos he's as ghey as two pink dogs.

[Snee]

What do gheys have against ghey accountants? :unsure:

[CrabGirl]

He says he's not awesomely ghey - actually he wants to intimate that he's a rampaging ball of manly testosterone, despite the occasional pink apparel and dyed bits in his hair.

So it's official.



Edit: he means a rampaging ball of manly testosterone wot fancies wimmin.

...and owns his own hair straighteners. :ph34r:

I don't think manker will ever speak to me again. :cry:

[manker]

He says he's not awesomely ghey - actually he wants to intimate that he's a rampaging ball of manly testosterone, despite the occasional pink apparel and dyed bits in his hair.

So it's official.



Edit: he means a rampaging ball of manly testosterone wot fancies wimmin.

...and owns his own hair straighteners. :ph34r:
Actually, I don't.

Due to a clever bit of thinkage, I bought the missus a pair of GHDs for xmas and now I use them :smilie4:

[CrabGirl]

...and owns his own hair straighteners. :ph34r:
Actually, I don't.

Due to a clever bit of thinkage, I bought the missus a pair of GHDs for xmas and now I use them :smilie4:

Ahhh So the gold-plated, jewel-encrusted, plinth-mounted ones with "manker" engraved on them in copperplate weren't yours then?

[manker]

Actually, I don't.

Due to a clever bit of thinkage, I bought the missus a pair of GHDs for xmas and now I use them :smilie4:

Ahhh So the gold-plated, jewel-encrusted, plinth-mounted ones with "manker" engraved on them in copperplate weren't yours then?
Well, yeah, but they're not as good as the new ones I lovingly bestowed upon my better half - so I chucked them.

GHDs = the shit :smilie4:

[CrabGirl]

I burnt my head with mine, so I stopped using them.

Plus I look daft with straight hair.

You'd look good whatever you did to yours you git.

[manker]

:blushing:


I defo have to see you with straight hair to believe it.

It just doesn't seem possible.

[CrabGirl]

I think I've said this before on here, but the first time I did it I walked into a pub and all the old blokes called me nana miskouri.

[manker]

Ahhh, you did - and people here were like 'Nana Miskouri :unsure: '

[CrabGirl]

Yeh. I didn't know either. I googled it when I got in and was like, WTF?

[Gnash]

arch linux? Link?

[manker]

arch linux? Link?
Spammer.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Spanner

[Snee]

Oh, and I forgot to say that on a scale from limp to diamond 'ard, pink awgs must be bordering on superdense.

'cos rly, you gots to be an 'ard dawg to wear pink.

Pink accountants are prolly poofloards tho' :dabs:

[Snee]

arch linux? Link?

http://www.archlinux.org/