Things to do before I'm 30

[CrabGirl]

Right. I'm 30 in April. It'll be a sad sad day. Give me suggestions of things to do before I'm 30. If I like your suggestion I'll do it, and give you feedback.

[Alien5]

slash your wrists :P

no dont do it

i passed 30 ages ago, its no different really, you just keep doing what you do.

[Workcheese]

i passed 30 ages ago, its no different really, you just keep doing what you do.

Really? :O:O:O:O:O

No offence, but I had you down for about 20 tops.

[CrabGirl]

OI. DONT start a squabble in my thread.

[Alien5]

it's ok, im not in a squabbling mood today. im 33 in june, but mentally im about 18 if that.

[SHUVT]

30 is the ruff one there Crab. I turn 31 in a few weeks and I can not believe it. I think the only thing you have to do is promise yourself to stay young at heart. Who cares how old you are as long as you don't act it. I still sport the salt and pepper hairs and go out a skateboard with the kids in the neighborhood.

[Biggles]

30? Kids stuff :ermm:

Wish I was 30 :( I have something far nastier looming

[Barbarossa]

Right. I'm 30 in April. It'll be a sad sad day. Give me suggestions of things to do before I'm 30. If I like your suggestion I'll do it, and give you feedback.

Go out on a skateboard with the kids in the neighbourhood. :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

30? Kids stuff :ermm:

Wish I was 30 :( I have something far nastier looming

Yeah, but don't you get a telegram though :smilie4:

[100%]

Become a Billionaire.

[CrabGirl]

Skateboard thingy....OK. I'll do it and post pics of the bruises before my birtyda7_ (cat influicted typiong going on here...)

[Barbarossa]

...and don't forget the ammonite bikini :happy:

[CrabGirl]

YES!!!

I took my Nephew to the NHM in London a few weeks ago to see the moving dinosaurs exhibition. My god it was brilliant, and really quite scary.

[manker]

Sport some salt and pepper hair.

:blink:

[CrabGirl]

Sport some salt and pepper hair.

:blink:

Found a grey pube the other day. Does that count?

[Barbarossa]

Sport some salt and pepper hair.

:idunno: I have no idea

[Biggles]

Sport some salt and pepper hair.

:blink:

Found a grey pube the other day. Does that count?

Yup and eventually they all go grey

or so I've heard :ermm:

[manker]

Sport some salt and pepper hair.

:blink:

Found a grey pube the other day. Does that count?
I don't know - but if that's what SHUVT meant, I don't think he ought to be allowed out sporting that whilst skateboarding with kids.

[Skweeky]

You should come up to Scotland and go hill walking wth us, then come out on the pish with us.

All before you're 30

[CrabGirl]

Now, there's a damn good idea. I can't do me sponsored walk coz of my broken knee but hillwalking and pub sounds like a plan.

[CrabGirl]

Right you lot. I'm off to meet Cheese from work and take him for a pint to drown his sorrows. I want to come back to a list of things to do before my greek humpback grows (as it does when greeks turn 30)

[Skweeky]

Just let me know when yous are wanting to come up.

You can pitch yer tent in the backgarden :lol:

[SHUVT]

:lol: No I was not talking about sporting grey pubes wit the local kids. Nasty bastards. LOL Just another number in the end.

[Alien5]

Tell everyone your in your 20s? :idunno:

join a twentys only something :idunno:

im running out of ideas fast.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I know CrabGurl, you could try full sex.

[Skweeky]

go on a club 18/30 holiday

[Alien5]

Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery

[100%]

say "I love you" and mean it.

[Skweeky]

lick a toad

[Alien5]

Hotwire a car

[missie]

I've got about 8 months before I turn 30 and still get asked for i.d....for fags.

I'm sure the 'rents have been lying to me about my birthday. :unsure:

[100%]

Rent comes easier with age.

[missie]

That's the biggest lie I've ever heard. :sneaky:

[Mathea]

murder someone?





if you pick mine can i pick the victim?

[Snee]

it's ok, im not in a squabbling mood today. im 33 in june, but mentally im about 18 if that.

*8

[Alien5]

yeah 1 with an 8 next to it makes 18.

[Alien5]

;p

[Alien5]

i feel young which i like

[Snee]

I'm not impressed. Most eight-year-olds know that :snooty:

[Alien5]

how many 8 year olds do you know? :unsure:

[Snee]

One current, hundreds of former :01:

[Alien5]

:idunno: ok

[j2k4]

Right. I'm 30 in April. It'll be a sad sad day.

I think you should be happy to have made it to your, um...fourth decade.

Seriously.

To anyone turning thirty accrues an added measure of respect merely for having attained that milestone.

It is actually the last digit that is granted freely; when you turn forty you'll find you have to earn any further respect.

Ain't that right, 'Les? :dabs:

[missie]

50 things to do before you're 30

1. Have a really stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visit
2. Shoot something
3. Take a weekend break more than 1000 miles from home
4. Boot Linux on your home PC
5. Get lost in a country where you don't speak the language
6. Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget
7. Post bail for a friend
8. Break a really large plate glass window
9. Make a parachute jump on a hangover
10. Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day
11. Make a pointless modification to your house
12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil
13. Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time...)
14. Buy a samurai sword
15. Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives
16. Destroy a speed camera
17. Refill an inkjet cartridge
18. Say something obscene on national television
19. Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space
20. Break a sledgehammer
21. Make a bomb
22. Smash a CRT
23. Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong
24. Tip a waiter with something other than money
25. Light a fire with petrol
26. Kidnap someone
27. Park inside a motorway service station
28. Own a convertible.
29. Live abroad.
30. Drive at more than 140mph.
31. Get something for free through a masterpiece of complaining
32. Give yourself a mains electric shock.
33. Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself
34. Write off a car
35. Fall asleep and get really hilarious sunburn
36. Get drunk on Absinthe
37. Stay up all night listening to a girl have an emotional crisis
38. Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery
39. Take part in motorsport
40. Stay at the office for more than 24 hours
41. Set off a fire extinguisher
42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads
43. Hotwire a car
44. Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting
45. Shag an ex by mistake
46. Dial 999
47. Commit a faux pas which means that a friend will never speak to you again
48. Make a bet you couldn't afford to lose
49. Read a 500 page book in one sitting
50. Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket.

Think it's a bloke list, but still.

28/50. :happy:

[Alien5]

thats the one i was copying from. :o

[brotherdoobie]

You are 29 right? I mean first things first.

Peace bd

[missie]

Yups, n I haven't gone long to go before I go back to being 24 again. :happy:

[brotherdoobie]

I look about 22-24...That's the best I can do. I'm getting old. :glag:

Peace bd

[missie]

I don't look old, but I make a bloody good one man band.

click, crack, click, oow.

[brotherdoobie]

You have creaky parts too? Now,when I do the robot...it sounds rusty.

Peace bd

[Gripper]

50 things to do before you're 30

1. Have a really stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visit/:yup:
2. Shoot something/:yup:
3. Take a weekend break more than 1000 miles from home:noes:
4. Boot Linux on your home PC:noes:
5. Get lost in a country where you don't speak the language/:yup:
6. Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget:noes:
7. Post bail for a friend:noes:
8. Break a really large plate glass window/:yup:
9. Make a parachute jump on a hangover/:yup:
10. Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day/:yup:
11. Make a pointless modification to your house:noes:
12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil:noes:
13. Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time...):pinch:
14. Buy a samurai sword/:yup:
15. Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives/:yup:
16. Destroy a speed camera:noes:
17. Refill an inkjet cartridge:noes:
18. Say something obscene on national television:noes:
19. Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space:noes:
20. Break a sledgehammer:yup:
21. Make a bomb/:yup:
22. Smash a CRT:yup:
23. Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong:pinch:
24. Tip a waiter with something other than money:noes:
25. Light a fire with petrol/:01:
26. Kidnap someone/:whistling
27. Park inside a motorway service station:noes:
28. Own a convertible.:noes:
29. Live abroad./:yup:
30. Drive at more than 140mph.:yup: Passenger
31. Get something for free through a masterpiece of complaining:noes:
32. Give yourself a mains electric shock./:w00t:
33. Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself:noes:
34. Write off a car:noes:
35. Fall asleep and get really hilarious sunburn/:angry:
36. Get drunk on Absinthe:noes:
37. Stay up all night listening to a girl have an emotional crisis:noes:
38. Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery/:w00t:
39. Take part in motorsport:noes:
40. Stay at the office for more than 24 hours:noes:
41. Set off a fire extinguisher/:01:
42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads:noes:
43. Hotwire a car/:whistling
44. Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting:noes:
45. Shag an ex by mistake:noes:
46. Dial 999:yup:
47. Commit a faux pas which means that a friend will never speak to you again:pinch:
48. Make a bet you couldn't afford to lose:frusty:
49. Read a 500 page book in one sitting:yup:
50. Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket.:noes:

[Alien5]

number 13 is very unlucky.
i think number 35 is the best though.

[iNSOMNiA]

50 things to do before you're 30

1. Have a really stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visit at least 3 times
2. Shoot something ..die damn ducks!
3. Take a weekend break more than 1000 miles from home ..I wish
4. Boot Linux on your home PC k next..
5. Get lost in a country where you don't speak the language I hate NL since
6. Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget
7. Post bail for a friend ..no bail in my contry..
8. Break a really large plate glass window wasn't me!
9. Make a parachute jump on a hangover
10. Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day
11. Make a pointless modification to your house
12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil
13. Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time...)
14. Buy a samurai sword heh who doesn't
15. Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives
16. Destroy a speed camera
17. Refill an inkjet cartridge
18. Say something obscene on national television .. will do
19. Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space
20. Break a sledgehammer
21. Make a bomb
22. Smash a CRT
23. Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong :puke:
24. Tip a waiter with something other than money
25. Light a fire with petrol
26. Kidnap someone
27. Park inside a motorway service station
28. Own a convertible.
29. Live abroad.
30. Drive at more than 140mph.
31. Get something for free through a masterpiece of complaining
32. Give yourself a mains electric shock.
33. Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself ..my car
34. Write off a car
35. Fall asleep and get really hilarious sunburn
36. Get drunk on Absinthe
37. Stay up all night listening to a girl have an emotional crisis
38. Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery
39. Take part in motorsport
40. Stay at the office for more than 24 hours
41. Set off a fire extinguisher hehehe
42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads
43. Hotwire a car
44. Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting
45. Shag an ex by mistake shag an ex is always a mistake
46. Dial 999
47. Commit a faux pas which means that a friend will never speak to you again
48. Make a bet you couldn't afford to lose
49. Read a 500 page book in one sitting ...about 500.c'mon.
50. Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket.
I have about 10 years to finnish the job :happy:

[Snee]

50 things to do before you're 30

1. Have a really stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visit
2. Shoot something
3. Take a weekend break more than 1000 miles from home
4. Boot Linux on your home PC
5. Get lost in a country where you don't speak the language
6. Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget
7. Post bail for a friend
8. Break a really large plate glass window
9. Make a parachute jump on a hangover
10. Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day
11. Make a pointless modification to your house (assuming the parents' house counts, when I lived there.)
12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil
13. Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time...)
14. Buy a samurai sword
15. Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives
16. Destroy a speed camera
17. Refill an inkjet cartridge
18. Say something obscene on national television
19. Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space
20. Break a sledgehammer
21. Make a bomb
22. Smash a CRT
23. Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong
24. Tip a waiter with something other than money
25. Light a fire with petrol
26. Kidnap someone
27. Park inside a motorway service station
28. Own a convertible.
29. Live abroad.
30. Drive at more than 140mph.
31. Get something for free through a masterpiece of complaining
32. Give yourself a mains electric shock.
33. Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself
34. Write off a car
35. Fall asleep and get really hilarious sunburn
36. Get drunk on Absinthe
37. Stay up all night listening to a girl have an emotional crisis
38. Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery
39. Take part in motorsport
40. Stay at the office for more than 24 hours
41. Set off a fire extinguisher
42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads
43. Hotwire a car
44. Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting
45. Shag an ex by mistake
46. Dial 999
47. Commit a faux pas which means that a friend will never speak to you again
48. Make a bet you couldn't afford to lose
49. Read a 500 page book in one sitting
50. Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket.

Some I'm a bit unsure of, tho', due to this, that and inebriation :dabs:

[Mr JP Fugley]

I'm about 4 ahead of you SnnY, unfortunately I am also substantially older than 30 so it doesn't really count.

I'm counting an overnighter as a weekend btw, as it's well in the spirit of the thing and I've done it more than once.

[Biggles]

:ermm:

I have only done 13 of them and most are the unfun ones like 1, 32 (lots of times) 35 and 37.

A life lived in the fast lane :cry:

[Jagarga]

50 things to do before you're 30


4. Boot Linux on your home PC

6. Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget
7. Post bail for a friend
8. Break a really large plate glass window
9. Make a parachute jump on a hangover
10. Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day

12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil
13. Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time...)
14. Buy a samurai sword

16. Destroy a speed camera

18. Say something obscene on national television
19. Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space

21. Make a bomb

23. Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong
24. Tip a waiter with something other than money
25. Light a fire with petrol
26. Kidnap someone
27. Park inside a motorway service station
28. Own a convertible.

30. Drive at more than 140mph.


33. Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself
34. Write off a car




39. Take part in motorsport
40. Stay at the office for more than 24 hours
41. Set off a fire extinguisher
42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads
43. Hotwire a car
44. Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting





50. Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket.22/25 :happy:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Are those the one's you've done, or haven't done.

[Mr JP Fugley]

:ermm:

I have only done 13 of them and most are the unfun ones like 1, 32 (lots of times) 35 and 37.

A life lived in the fast lane :cry:

You're a witch accountant.

That's got to go for something.

[Biggles]

:ermm:

I have only done 13 of them and most are the unfun ones like 1, 32 (lots of times) 35 and 37.

A life lived in the fast lane :cry:

You're a witch accountant.

That's got to go for something.

Fair point

They just didn't ask the right questions :whistling

[JPaul]

You could be the guy to invent triple entry book-keeping.

That would ensure the name Big Les lived on.

[Biggles]

You could be the guy to invent triple entry book-keeping.

That would ensure the name Big Les lived on.

Tried that in the exams but they were singularly unimpressed - although it effectively cleared the suspense account.....I felt.

[JPaul]

There have got to be at most two people here who understands that. Including you and manker.