Mrs. Effey.

[manker]

Why?

She loves Jonno and Nikki D, but can't stand JPaul.

[manker]

Mrs. Effey likes jogging but she hates exercise.

[Mr. Mulder]

is she hawt? i bet she's hawt :smilie4:

[manker]

Mrs. Effey would love to go stay in Royal Tunbridge Wells but she definitely won't entertain the thought of flying to Uzbekistan.

[Biggles]

Totally bizarre sense of deja vu on this.

Someone please tell me we have done this before :ermm:

[manker]

is she hawt? i bet she's hawt :smilie4:
I don't know - never seen her because she doesn't like me :(

[manker]

Totally bizarre sense of deja vu on this.

Someone please tell me we have done this before :ermm:
Not on my watch. Maybe in the forumular olden days.

I'd never heard it before last Friday night when teh missus pissed me off with it for about an hour.

[manker]

Mrs. Effey likes to have Cheese in her mouth - just so long as it's not Red Leicester.

[manker]

Mrs. Effey might wank you off - but shes far too much of a lady to give you a blow job.

[Mr. Mulder]

Mrs. Effey might wank you off - but shes far too much of a lady to give you a blow job.
:sadwalk:

[100%]

Manker your blow up doll needs to sleep now.

[manker]

Manker your blow up doll needs to sleep now.
She likes those :dabs:

[thewizeard]

I really must correct you on this manker, before this thread inevitably becomes "hot", you misunderstood your wife... it's not Mrs. Effey, rather Mrs. FI ( I as in the Dutch pronunciation) Which actually stands for Mrs. F******g Idiot ....

[manker]

I really must correct you on this manker, before this thread inevitably becomes "hot", you misunderstood your wife... it's not Mrs. Effey, rather Mrs. FI ( I as in the Dutch pronunciation) Which actually stands for Mrs. F******g Idiot ....
Oh really?

Mrs. Effey definitely doesn't like you :snooty:

[manker]

Anyhow, I don't have a wife.

Mrs. Effey doesn't like wives, nor husbands - in fact she doesn't like men. However, she would get engaged to a French lady.

[thewizeard]

I have the same difficulty, when I visit my friends in England, they tell me I speak with an Edinburgh accent..

[thewizeard]

Well maybe she should meet that Chuck fellow..erm.

[Jagarga]

fuck you all

[manker]

Over an hour now since I posted this - and I got it in an hour whilst pished with teh Babycham, so I > y'all.

Maybe Nigel knows it but I think he must have heard it already so while I'm grateful he said nowt, that doesn't count.

[Barbarossa]

Does Mrs Effey like lollipops, but not ice cream? :blink:

[Barbarossa]

I bet she likes me too :happy:

[manker]

Damnit :lol:

Did you work it out or had you heard it?

[Barbarossa]

I worked it out all by myself :happy:

Took me a while though.

[manker]

I worked it out all by myself :happy:

Took me a while though.
Nice one.

Imagine being the only one of six people who hadn't already heard it - your missus with a smug look on her face whilst delivering the clues and her dad saying stuff like 'I thought you said he was bright'.

I was ready to go Micheal Douglas in Falling Down and take the lot of them out.

[Barbarossa]

:lol: Ouch :pinch:

As you know, Mrs Effey hates Michael Douglas, but thought Falling Down was a good movie all the same.





* Once you learn it, you can't stop doing it :blink:

[manker]

* Once you learn it, you can't stop doing it Very true - feel free to join in once you know it.

===

For the rest of y'all:

Mrs. Effey has lived all her life in a terraced house in Llantrisant - she wouldn't dream of being so extravagant to buy a semi-detached or detached property.

She'd get an appartment - but she doesn't like lifts or stairs.

[Barbarossa]

Mrs Effey wears dungarees, but she isn't a lesbian.

[Barbarossa]

Mrs Effey loves bittorrent and was a big fan of kazaa-lite, but thinks that edonkey is a pile of shit.

[MCHeshPants420]

Does Mrs Effey like books but hates newspapers?

[MCHeshPants420]

I thought this thread was about enoughfakefiles lady friend at first...

[manker]

Does Mrs Effey like books but hates newspapers?
Yup.




There's probably thousands of people reading this who haven't got it yet :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

Does Mrs Effey enjoy hot meals but h8s cewking?

[manker]

Does Mrs Effey enjoy hot meals but h8s cewking?
:01:

She hates both.

[MCHeshPants420]

Mrs Effey was hoping Lille would do over Man Utd last night.

[Barbarossa]

Mrs Effey gets an extended warranty on all her electrical purchases, but she's not interested in home and contents insurance :no:

[manker]

Mrs Effey was hoping Lille would do over Man Utd last night.
The bitch was glad when Barcelona went out to 'that team that's still gonna win fook all this season' :dry:

[Mr. Mulder]

Mrs Effey loves nothing more than to lez out but is opposed to all gay rights.

*quite right too

[Barbarossa]

Mrs Effey likes cunnilingus, but not fucking.





EDIT: I bet you never got that clue in the pub :smilie4:

[manker]

Mrs Effey loves nothing more than to lez out but is opposed to all gay rights.

*quite right too
Afraid not :no:

[Barbarossa]

Mrs Effey loves nothing more than to lez out but is opposed to all gay rights.

*quite right too

:no2:

Mrs Effey is a stickler for spelling and grammar, but punctuation gets right on her tits.

[manker]

Mrs. Effey has just had bull-bars put on her jeep 'cos she fucking hates children.

[MCHeshPants420]

Mrs Effey never misses an episode of Coronation Street but she could care less about 'merkin shows like Lost, 24 or Prison Break.

[Barbarossa]

She prefers Deep Space 9 to Babylon 5 though, the crazy bitch :(

[manker]

She prefers Deep Space 9 to Babylon 5 though, the crazy bitch :(
Prolly 'cos she likes ST's creator :dabs:

[MCHeshPants420]

Mrs Effey wouldn't have a gun in the house but she'd be okay with a bazooka.

[Barbarossa]

Mrs Effey wants to go on the space shuttle, but she won't get the bus to Croydon.

[Cheese]

Mrs Effy watches Blackadder reruns but really hates Mr Bean (she was, however, a big fan of the Johnny English film). Strangely she doesn't actually like Rowan Atkinson.

[SnnY]

Mrs. Effey doesn't get the joke, but she thinks this thread is hilarious.

[Barbarossa]

Mrs Effey thinks trolling is funny, but gets very angry at spam.

@doris. :no2:

[Workcheese]

Mrs Effey is thinks the Wii will win the 7th generation console war as she thinks the PS3 and 360 are pretty shitty.

[samsamsamsam]

Mrs. Effey might wank you off - but shes far too much of a lady to give you a blow job.
:sadwalk:

she'd do anything if you're a gepper though :happy:

[Workcheese]

aww.. she loves teh geppers :happy:

Yet despises the lolboys :(

[samsamsamsam]

eesh.. she'll hate the edit >_<

[Barbarossa]

She is saddened by the death of Jean Baudrillard, but couldn't give a flying fuck about John Inman :dabs:

[Biggles]

and she would think this a silly thread but not a stupid one.

[Gripper]

Mrs Effey despises foreign food but will enjoy the odd pizza.

[Biggles]

Mrs Effey despises foreign food but will enjoy the odd pizza.

That needs a slight re-think.

[manker]

Mrs Effey despises foreign food but will enjoy the odd pizza.

That needs a slight re-think.
:lol: A 'slight' one?

[Gripper]

Mrs Effey despises foreign food but enjoys the odd Cornish pasty.

[samsamsamsam]

>>>_<

[Gripper]

Methinks eyes not twigged this yet.

[Workcheese]

Mrs Effey quite fancies Gripper but wants to beat samsamsamsam's head in.

[Biggles]

Methinks eyes not twigged this yet.

Mrs Effey hates foreign cuisine but loves pizza and curry.

A help non?
:yup:

[Gripper]

Mrs Effey hates Scottish people but loves Taggert and Celtic.

[Workcheese]

Mrs Effey likes vacuuming with her hoover by moonlight but won't wash dishes with a cloth during the day.

[Gripper]

I just don't get it,love Duck and Cover :lol:

[Biggles]

Mrs Effey hates Scottish people but loves Taggert and Celtic.

She hates Celtic and Rangers but loves Scottish people and Taggart.

Not sure what methodology you are employing there :ermm:

[Workcheese]

I just don't get it,love Duck and Cover :lol:

Mrs Effey does not like Duck and Cover, she does like cartoons though.

[Gripper]

I have a methodology?
That's news to me I thought I was just groping in the dark,like a new born lamb to the slaughter.

[manker]

Mrs. Effey loves :smartass: but she hates :schnauz:

[Snee]

I reckon she might like me :ermm:

Unless I'm seeing patterns where there aren't any.

EDit: naw, she likes me.

EDit: 'cept that the french lady is doing my head in.

[brotherdoobie]

Mrs. Effey might wank you off - but shes far too much of a lady to give you a blow job.
:sadwalk:

Why the sad face,lad? Ahhh...Protestant. You've never received a handy,from a good catholic girl eh? It would rate up there with the best cawk sucking you ever had boy.

-bd

[Barbarossa]

EDit: 'cept that the french lady is doing my head in.

:lol: Yeah, that's fiendish :sly:

Clue - It's a french lady who is not yet married :whistling

[manker]

EDit: 'cept that the french lady is doing my head in.

:lol: Yeah, that's fiendish :sly:

Clue - It's a french lady who is not yet married :whistling
It works in two ways, actually :happy:

[MCHeshPants420]

Heh, that french lady threw me as well.

[Barbarossa]

:lol: Yeah, that's fiendish :sly:

Clue - It's a french lady who is not yet married :whistling
It works in two ways, actually :happy:

<---- gives up :(

[MCHeshPants420]

It works in two ways, actually :happy:

<---- gives up :(


A French lady is a Mademoiselle which is French for Miss?

[Snee]

Ah, so I got it then :happy:

That means that me without sleep > manker on babycham.

Fuxing evil seeing it at that hour, tho'.

If I hadn't cracked it I'd never have gotten any sleep.

[manker]

Ah, so I got it then :happy:

That means that me without sleep > manker on babycham.

Fuxing evil seeing it at that hour, tho'.

If I hadn't cracked it I'd never have gotten any sleep.
No way, the thread had been up for hours.

Anyhow, it's so much easier seeing it written down and being able to refer back than doing it orally.

Wey-hey.

[Snee]

I got it twenty minutes after I saw it :snooty:

I did have lots of clues to look at, tho', and as you said, I had it in riting :smilie4:


EDit: I just kept reading the thread over and over :pinch:

[Barbarossa]

I probably would have got it sooner, but I didn't actually realise there was anything to get, until manker said "It's been an hour and no-ones got it yet"

:pinch:

[manker]

EDit: I just kept reading the thread over and over :pinch: 'til I got it, I just kept thinking how much I wanted to kill everyone in the room.

The fact I didn't harm a hair on their gloaty heads is a testimony to my upbringing :smilie4:

[CrabGirl]

Har har. Cheese did this to me in the pub last night.

Got it in ten minutes. Ten of the most pissed off and frustrated minutes of my entire life. Now can't stop thinking what Mrs Effy would do.

[Workcheese]

We will have Al confused for months with this.

[Gripper]

I don't feckin get it. :frusty:

[CrabGirl]

I don't feckin get it. :frusty:

Mrs Effey is a Wiccan but not a Witch, although sometimes she dabbles in Buddhism, but would never date a Taoist or a Jew

[Gripper]

Mrs Effey won't contradict you,but quite often argues that she is right and never wrong.

[lynx]

Mrs Effey hated Newcastle for beating Alkmaar.

[CrabGirl]

Mrs Effey hated Newcastle for beating Alkmaar.

That's not what I heard, I heard she likes the Toon Army and doesn't rate any Dutch team.

[lynx]

Mrs Effey hated Newcastle for beating Alkmaar.

That's not what I heard, I heard she likes the Toon Army and doesn't rate any Dutch team.
That can't be right, she loves all footballers, particularly those from Holland, but she despises Geordies.

[Cheese]

but she despises Geordies.

Not all of them though. Mrs Effey does indeed hate Ant & Dec but doesn't mind Donna Air.

[Jagarga]

mrs. effy loves words which have double letters in them but despises jews.

[Jagarga]

she loves Rabbi's but hates jews

[Snee]

lolol

Mrs. Effey hates spoilers, tho'.

[tesco]

Mr's Effey loves Richard Hammond but hates Jeremy Clarkson.
No one gives a rats arse about James May and Mrs. Effey is no exception.

[Biggles]

lolol

Mrs. Effey hates spoilers, tho'.

Gripper is in with a chance now tho :shifty:

[Jagarga]

she loves gripper but hates jargarga

[Jagarga]

typo'd me own name she wouldn't like that.

[idsos]

:stars: