There's a fucking huge fly thingie hanging around outside my window

[SnnY]

It wants to invade my home.

So far it's tried to squeeze in through the very tiny ventilation thingie.

I'm not sure how long it'll be before it figures out it has enough mass to just fly straight through the double glazing.

Someone send help, please.

[Barbarossa]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9893/wolfspider17f366epf3.jpg

Fucking huge spider in the post.

Kills and eats fucking huge flies. :01:


Good luck :smilie4:

[Workcheese]

Is it an Apache Gunship? Those things are double-hard bastards.

[Gripper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/dragonflying.gif


This or....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/MI24Hind2-800x600.jpg

This?

[Mr. Mulder]

where do flys go when its raining? :mellow:

[Barbarossa]

Bus shelters, mostly :idunno:

[Gripper]

They hide under leaves.

[Alien5]

1. get a can of Oust.

2. Use a Lighter, Aim, Light, singe, BURN, KILL. THE END.
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http://postmortem.edgegaming.com/screenshots/b1_e2_6.gif

[SnnY]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9893/wolfspider17f366epf3.jpg

Fucking huge spider in the post.

Kills and eats fucking huge flies. :01:


Good luck :smilie4:

But then I'll have a fucking huge fly outside and a fucking huge spider indoors.

Also this fucking huge fly would eat that not so fucking huge spider.

You need to think it through more.

[Gripper]

Pah, you need one of these bar stewards.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/camelspiders.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

that's fucking nasty that is, remember a post about that from awhile back :fear:

[samsamsamsam]

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/3487/hooverftwae5.jpg

[Skweeky]

Gripper...


what the fuck is that???

[SnnY]

Camel spider rape, apparently.


it was once rumored among American and coalition military forces stationed there that Solifugae will feed on living human flesh. The story goes that the creature will inject some anaesthetizing venom into the exposed skin of its sleeping victim, then feed voraciously, leaving the victim to awaken with a gaping wound. Solifugae, however, do not produce such an anaesthetic, and they do not attack prey larger than themselves unless threatened. Other stories include tales of them leaping into the air, disemboweling camels, eerie hissing, screaming, and running alongside humvees; all of these tales are false, apparently told to new recruits in order to frighten them, to the amusement of the veterans.

Also says they can run up to 10 mph :smilie4:

[Busyman™]

It wants to invade my home.

So far it's tried to squeeze in through the very tiny ventilation thingie.

I'm not sure how long it'll be before it figures out it has enough mass to just fly straight through the double glazing.

Someone send help, please.

Mimic

[Busyman™]

Camel spider rape, apparently.


it was once rumored among American and coalition military forces stationed there that Solifugae will feed on living human flesh. The story goes that the creature will inject some anaesthetizing venom into the exposed skin of its sleeping victim, then feed voraciously, leaving the victim to awaken with a gaping wound. Solifugae, however, do not produce such an anaesthetic, and they do not attack prey larger than themselves unless threatened. Other stories include tales of them leaping into the air, disemboweling camels, eerie hissing, screaming, and running alongside humvees; all of these tales are false, apparently told to new recruits in order to frighten them, to the amusement of the veterans.

Also says they can run up to 10 mph :smilie4:

I saw those in the TV show, Dark Skies and the movies, Invasion: Earth and The Hidden.

Nothing new.

[Alien5]

eat it.

[bunny67]

Pah, you need one of these bar stewards.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/camelspiders.jpg
omg they are fucking huge

[SnnY]

Camel spider rape, apparently.



Also says they can run up to 10 mph :smilie4:

I saw those in the TV show, Dark Skies and the movies, Invasion: Earth and The Hidden.

Nothing new.

Is Camel Spider rape a popular subject for American TV then?

The writing standards just keep going down :no:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

There's a fucking huge fly thingie hanging around outside my window


Pics of it didn't happen.

[SnnY]

There's a fucking huge fly thingie hanging around outside my window


Pics of it didn't happen.

Grammar malfunction?

I suspect it'll make another attempt to penetrate my perimeter defences tomorrow. I'll try and snap it then, if I'm quick enough.

[Gripper]

Erect a wire mesh across the window and connect it to the juice,when the fecker trys getting in,fry the bar steward.

[SnnY]

Win!

I tricked the fucker by opening the window to let some air in. When it tried to get in, I quickly slammed the window closed on it. A feeble shriek of, bzzzt, was all the bitch could manage. It was actually a bee.

I flushed it before I remembered to take any pictures of it, though. It was a floater so I flushed it twice :smilie4:

[vipdiablo]

jsut lay her

[Alien5]

who's jsut?

[Hairbautt]

He speakin' of Jebus right?

[idsos]

killin flies is bad karma