Things to do before you are 50

[Biggles]

Ideally must be achieveable in less than 40 minutes :cry:

[natedogg]

fuck as much girls you can

[Proper Bo]

Make a thread to hopefully draw attention to the fact that it's your birthday.

[Snee]

Have a nice cup of tea?

Run down your street naked :idunno:

Congratulations in advance, tho'.

[bunny67]

Ideally must be achieveable in less than 40 minutes :cry:
is that when your 50 ?happy 50th have a good shag with the wifey

[Snee]

No, that's when he kills himself, ftw :dabs:

[Biggles]

Make a thread to hopefully draw attention to the fact that it's your birthday.


:whistling As if

[Biggles]

Ideally must be achieveable in less than 40 minutes :cry:
is that when your 50 ?happy 50th have a good shag with the wifey

My ex might consider that a bit of an imposition but she did buy me and the kids a really nice meal in a Japanese noodle bar - which at 50 is almost sex. :dabs:

Sorted = it was all the talk of sex - it distracted me.

[JPaul]

is that when your 50 ?happy 50th have a good shag with the wifey

My ex might consider that a bit of an imposition but she did me and the kids a really nice meal in a Japanese noodle bar - which at 50 is almost sex. :dabs:

You might want to re-think that post.

[Snee]

My ex might consider that a bit of an imposition but she did me and the kids a really nice meal in a Japanese noodle bar - which at 50 is almost sex. :dabs:

You might want to re-think that post.

I'll second that :dabs:

[Biggles]

Problem addressed

[Hairbautt]

You might want to re-think that post.

I'll second that :dabs:
I'll agree to it as well :dabs:

:ph34r:

Also, I don't wish to live past 50 years, as old people creep me out.

[Jagarga]

gaylord.

[Biggles]

I'll second that :dabs:
I'll agree to it as well :dabs:

:ph34r:

Also, I don't wish to live past 50 years, as old people creep me out.

I predict you may reconsider - being a teen sucks btw

[idsos]

its too scary to even consider been 50! i dont like this question .... can you change it to 30?

[Hairbautt]

Eagerly awaiting 21 :happy:

[bunny67]

I'll agree to it as well :dabs:

:ph34r:

Also, I don't wish to live past 50 years, as old people creep me out.

I predict you may reconsider - being a teen sucks btw i agree id rather be 50 than a teen again

[Hairbautt]

Why the fuck how?

[Biggles]

It has happened ....

so far so good :unsure:

[CrabGirl]

If I'd have been here before you turned 50 (We were in the pub winding Al up with Mrs Effey) I'd have said, go out for a meal with your loved ones, make a point of embarrassing your children, drink far too much and raise a glass to your life so far, and that yet to come,have a lovely evening, and when you go to bed snore like a bear because you can. Demand breakfast in bed the next day and blame your age on the fact that you cant get up and cook it yourself.

Carry on demanding stuff in the name of your advanced years for months until your good lady and your kids start rolling their eyes and ignoring you.

That's what I'm planning, minus the kids.

[Gripper]

Viagra.

[Skweeky]

I'm looking forward to 60, so I can use the dial a bus

[Seedler]

wank

[thewizeard]

Ermm Yes I would defintely go to the cocktail cabinet and mix some absinthe with some.... oh....to late Abraham..welcome to the Club :o

Happy birthday :)

[j2k4]

How 'bout fisting?




















The football kind, I mean. :huh:

[Skweeky]

I can't believe you lured me into this htread with that remark :angry:

[j2k4]

I can't believe you lured me into this htread with that remark :angry:

:naughty:

[thewizeard]

Carl Jung would probably have put it like this Sonja,

The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual (read in this case Skweeky) enters at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

[sArA]

Congratulations on making it thus far old chap!

[j2k4]

Carl Jung would probably have put it like this Sonja,

The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual (read in this case Skweeky) enters at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

Which person was known henceforth as the First Fister. :)

[Skweeky]

:lol: