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tzone
05-28-2003, 07:15 AM
ok the person before you asks a stupid question and you give a stupid answer then ask a stupid question

but dont give answers that dont make sense

remember no double posting
ok ill start it off



why is kazza lite the best file sharing program?

ilw
05-28-2003, 07:22 AM
It just is
What the f*ck is the point in doing this?

tzone
05-28-2003, 07:25 AM
hmm let me think wat is the point in this

cuz its fun

actually wat is the point in life we dont no yet

if you arent gonna play the game properly then dont play at all


ill start agian

::angry face at ian i williams::

why do people get sick from eating ribbons

hypoluxa3k
05-28-2003, 08:27 AM
cos yo mama is fat

tzone
05-28-2003, 08:52 AM
god come on you could at least ask a question

why are perky nanas made from rainbows

hypoluxa3k
05-28-2003, 09:00 AM
why are you from new zealand and not australia? <_<

tzone
05-28-2003, 09:05 AM
i dont know maybe cuz i was born in nz i dont know why are you from scotland and not england

hypoluxa3k
05-28-2003, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by tzone@28 May 2003 - 09:05
why are you from scotland and not england
cos my parents made the wrong choice :(

anywayz, why do blacks talk the way they do?

tzone
05-28-2003, 09:11 AM
because vegetables eat grass

hey youre getting the hang of this

why do cats have purple eyes

hypoluxa3k
05-28-2003, 09:14 AM
cos god ran out of grey skittles.

why am i only 6 inches?

ilw
05-28-2003, 09:34 AM
you wish u were
@hypoluxa3k is it that time of the month?

hypoluxa3k
05-28-2003, 09:36 AM
whu?

jetje
05-28-2003, 09:55 AM
didn&#39;t want to interfer but a stupid answer and a stupid question with only one word... i&#39;m impressed&#33;

To continue the threat


hypoluxa3k Posted on 28 May 2003 - 11:36
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whu?&nbsp;

A) Because the lizards have left the building?



Q) why do most people walk on their feet not on their hands ?

vivitron 15
05-28-2003, 10:18 AM
A) beause soulseek is the bbest place for music

Q) but why on earth do people come to these Forums?

NotoriousBIC
05-28-2003, 12:06 PM
A) To look at your sig and jetje&#39;s and Paul&#39;s avatars

Q) Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Finch
05-28-2003, 12:13 PM
A) Because they didn&#39;t want bird to shit in their head


Q) WHY IS EASY LISTENING MUSIC SO HARD TO LISTEN TO?

cyprushil
05-28-2003, 12:14 PM
A) cos its goes in one ear and out the other


Q) Why don&#39;t women stand up to piss

vivitron 15
05-28-2003, 12:17 PM
A) cos their feet are small

Q) why is it that my dog barks when i stand on his foot?

EDIT: to add: I don&#39;t really, only accidently, he&#39;s really small

Finch
05-28-2003, 12:31 PM
A) Because you smell so bad



Q) Why is the moon called the &#39;Moon&#39;?

Benno
05-28-2003, 02:53 PM
A) Because my dog is black

Q) Why do we have no wings?

hypoluxa3k
05-28-2003, 03:46 PM
A) cos god doesn&#39;t want you ringin his doorbell everytime you feel shitty

Q) why is there no such thing as love? :(

NotoriousBIC
05-28-2003, 04:50 PM
A) Then we&#39;d surely need to ring God&#39;s doorbell every freakin&#39; day.

Q) Why isn&#39;t there a synonym for the word synonym?

TRshady
05-28-2003, 07:33 PM
A) coz people like to play football

Q) why don&#39;t hair grow on our eyeballs?

insanebassman
05-28-2003, 09:20 PM
A) we got nut sacks and butt cracks.

Q) Why don&#39;t the cows rise up and strike us down, if the Hindu&#39;s are correct?

melgl
05-28-2003, 09:30 PM
coz they moo-ve to slow

why is a ham fisted?

Illuminati
05-28-2003, 10:59 PM
A) Well it could be spiked, but it would be hell & possibly fatal for whoever was going to kill the pig

Q) Why do people look at the sky when there&#39;s f*** all in it compared what&#39;s on the ground?

Z
05-28-2003, 11:27 PM
a) cuz its blue

q) why am i so smart?

charity
05-28-2003, 11:34 PM
A. Coz the Sky&#39;s BLUE&#33;&#33;&#33; No not blue but BLUE...yup...now you got it&#33;

Q. Why should the rain fall mainly on the Plain in Spain?

& soz its one behind but Z got there first&#33; Damn & weemouse - hope u laugh at the content of this message...coz if u dont well..i will..um...ok so i have to think of a suitable punishment..but i will...Moohaahaaaa (se the evil laugh lessons paid off)

Pitbul
05-28-2003, 11:34 PM
A) ur not ur parents just lied to you alot




B) why is the sky blue?

charity
05-28-2003, 11:57 PM
A. Coz god liked to see how long ppl would think the world was flat for and actually try and sail to the horizon

Q. why do cats pee in boxes but dogs get to use trees and lamp posts?

melgl
05-29-2003, 01:06 AM
coz &#39;catshit all over the pavement&#39; don&#39;t sound right

if england is england, scotland is scotland and ireland is ireland, why
isn,t wales walland?

Livy
05-29-2003, 01:07 AM
because, sheep are white and fluffy.

its quizes are quizical what are tests?

tzone
05-29-2003, 03:20 AM
testecule of course (yes it correst)

why is the http called hyper text transfer proticol scene that it doesnt seem so hyper?

Z
05-29-2003, 03:43 AM
A) cuz you need to drink a lot of coffee or eat candy first

Q) how did this thread get so long?

Illuminati
05-29-2003, 05:31 AM
Q) Because too many people had either too many stupid questions they want to ask or too many smart-arse answers.

A) How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Rip The Jacker
05-29-2003, 06:16 AM
A) So much wood that my head will explode.

Q) Why is the moon made of cheese?

TRshady
05-29-2003, 09:05 AM
A) Coz hitler killed himself

Q) Why did monkeys eat st. george?

Pitbul
05-29-2003, 09:30 AM
becuz the original George wasn&#39;t available



why do old ppl and hippy&#39;s smell funny?

TRshady
05-29-2003, 09:40 AM
A) Because hylie minogue has had a no.1 hit

Q) Why do people speak with their ribs?

nahan
05-29-2003, 09:47 AM
Bla bla bla bla bla ..............This aint funny.

tzone
05-29-2003, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by TRshady@29 May 2003 - 10:40
A) Because hylie minogue has had a no.1 hit

Q) Why do people speak with their ribs?
because people eat scribbles

why are cheesy smiles called cheesy smiles when you dont have any cheese in your mouth

TRshady
05-29-2003, 10:00 AM
A) coz mom said to be in bed by ten

Q) Why do you have three eyebrows?

charity
05-29-2003, 10:03 AM
A. coz i have one eye

Q. Why does england get all the nice weather?

tzone
05-29-2003, 10:05 AM
cuz ive got 7 eyes duh

why is this guy wearin glasses :) and this guy smiling :angry: ?

edit: sorry i took tooo long so sum 1 else posted before me so now it doesnt make sense

TRshady
05-29-2003, 10:06 AM
A) Because ITV has signed up murder inc records

Q) Why don&#39;t my speakers fly?

nahan
05-29-2003, 10:06 AM
They dont ,on average the weather is bad.

Why do child molesters post fake pictures of themselves ?

tzone
05-29-2003, 10:07 AM
because they havent taken red bull

why are red bulls green?

nicholas2
05-29-2003, 10:11 AM
A: They aren&#39;t they&#39;re brown.

Q: Why did opivy get his ribs taken out?

nahan
05-29-2003, 10:12 AM
So he could lick his greasy balls.

Why do fools fall in love

tzone
05-29-2003, 10:15 AM
cuz there brainy unbrainy people

whyam i sitting on a mousey squeak

nicholas2
05-29-2003, 10:16 AM
A: Because you like sitting on wee mouse&#39;s face.

Q: Why is wee mouse&#39;s website so hurting?

WeeMouse
05-29-2003, 03:26 PM
A - cos you are confusing her&#33;

Q - Why am i the subject of this topic?
:lol:

Pitbul
05-29-2003, 04:14 PM
becuz u have nuthint better to do




why are feat and feet related?

TRshady
05-29-2003, 04:40 PM
A) Coz TRshady has finally got his Frames (http://www.geocities.com/trshadysworld/) sorted out.

Q) Why do bumbala&#39;s sing the national anthem?

melgl
05-29-2003, 07:24 PM
coz they don&#39;t know the words to my name is

why is a pot black

insanebassman
05-29-2003, 08:55 PM
A: the bowl is cashed out

Q: What is the purpose of naval lint?

AzNsMaRtGuY333
05-29-2003, 09:49 PM
A) because humans can&#39;t fly

Q) why can&#39;t humans fly

loz
05-29-2003, 09:50 PM
Because y has a long tail

Why does y have a long tail?

tzone
05-30-2003, 04:26 AM
because it ate ten sausages at the same time

why is incredemail not so incredibull

SuperMarioMario83
05-30-2003, 05:35 AM
A: Because you touch yourself at night...

Q: Why the hell do dogs spin around in circles before they lie down?

Z
05-30-2003, 06:18 AM
a) because i love your sig.

q) where did you get that sig?

tzone
05-30-2003, 08:00 AM
from eskimoa

why is eskimoa so hot

charity
05-30-2003, 01:17 PM
A: its not its cold

Q: y are there only 26 letters in the alphabet?

netblade83
05-30-2003, 01:49 PM
because the creator of the alphabet quit when he saw some really hot chicks walking down the street

Q) Why dont more girls swallow?

Manny Calavera
05-30-2003, 04:13 PM
A Because of your personal hygiene

Q Why is sperm donation more expensive the blood donation

AzNsMaRtGuY333
05-30-2003, 07:54 PM
because blood doesnt look like sperm



why does blood and sperm smell different

Z
05-30-2003, 07:56 PM
a) because blood bounces on ice

B) why does blood bounce on ice?

insanebassman
05-30-2003, 09:49 PM
A: the temperatur of the blood decreases suddenly, causing the hemoglobin to contract and the droplet to lift.

Q: where is that place you put that thing that time?

tzone
05-30-2003, 11:46 PM
eating laND

why is the caps lock button so big when i dont use it that much

Z
05-31-2003, 12:33 AM
a) its just like your head.

q) why isnt anything free?

tzone
05-31-2003, 01:04 AM
because if we didnt have money money wouldnt feel good because we wouldnt be able to feel it

why does cheese taste like arrows

Z
05-31-2003, 01:18 AM
a) because i like churros.

q) how old am i?

tzone
05-31-2003, 01:43 AM
::counts on fingers:: - 2

why is pizza so yummy

Edit forgot to add question

Rip The Jacker
05-31-2003, 01:57 AM
A) Because it was invented in the Pacific Ocean.

Q) Why does swiss cheese have holes in it?

Z
05-31-2003, 02:06 AM
because there are holes in it

why does toast land butter side down?

Shareef
05-31-2003, 03:16 AM
yo shady ur sites cool and that 150 things pretty funny i tried it on my friennds

Z
05-31-2003, 03:22 AM
a) shareef is gay

q) wtf didnt he ask a question?

Pitbul
05-31-2003, 07:09 AM
a)The D*CK in his bung hole had him occupied



q) qhy is Q silent?

nahan
05-31-2003, 08:31 AM
A: I dont know qhy

Q:Why is shareef the monkey

tzone
06-01-2003, 08:55 PM
because im the sheep

why am i the sheep

TheDave
06-01-2003, 08:57 PM
cos you follow me

where do you follow me

tzone
06-01-2003, 08:58 PM
i cant say

why cant i say

TheDave
06-01-2003, 08:59 PM
because i havent told you

what time is it

tzone
06-01-2003, 10:14 PM
acording to my computer clock its 10:07am

do you like cartoon network

Illuminati
09-16-2003, 10:31 PM
No

Why did I resurrect this relic of a topic? :devil:

MUSLEMAN
09-17-2003, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by Illuminati@16 September 2003 - 18:31
No

Why did I resurrect this relic of a topic? :devil:
a:because you like to think you are smart

q:why do i post so much

pol
09-17-2003, 12:03 AM
a:because you like to think you are smart

q:why do i post so much



a. fuck knows


q. why do you post so much ??




edit - thought i should add a :P :-"

MUSLEMAN
09-17-2003, 12:27 AM
because my name is not pol

i told my firewall not to allow klite to connect, so why is it when i run klite it won&#39;t connect?

pol
09-17-2003, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by MUSLEMAN@17 September 2003 - 00:27
because my name is not pol

i told my firewall not to allow klite to connect, so why is it when i run klite it won&#39;t connect?




a. read the <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>faq</span>

q. why do you post so much :P

Illuminati
09-17-2003, 04:09 PM
A. Because he feels insecure when he isn&#39;t the centre of attention :P

Q. Why does MUSLEMAN think that I like to think that I&#39;m smart? :blink:

Pitbul
09-17-2003, 04:20 PM
becuz his special ed teacher told him to help you raise your self esteem

why is Muscleman an attention whore?

TheDave
09-17-2003, 04:25 PM
because he gets to you

why we picking on him?

pol
09-17-2003, 04:29 PM
a. we&#39;re not :P

q. where is he anyway? :rolleyes:

thewizeard
09-17-2003, 04:30 PM
A: Because he is not here to defend himself..

Q. Why did Illuminati resurect this thread?

Pitbul
09-17-2003, 04:32 PM
he was drunk and we&#39;re not picking on him just making fun


does Willy really "Wonka" and if so why is he aloud around children. :ermm:

Illuminati
09-17-2003, 05:04 PM
A. Because child protection laws weren&#39;t around in those days?

Q. Are the rumours true that Willy Wonka&#39;s Chocolate Factory was in reality a front for Wacka Wonka&#39;s International Brothel? :blink:

nikita69
09-17-2003, 06:54 PM
But i turned on a supernod and when it restarted and connected it never connected.
Which one is it, connected or not connected, eitherway are u connected now?

Illuminati
09-17-2003, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by nikita69@17 September 2003 - 19:54
But i turned on a supernod and when it restarted and connected it never connected.
Which one is it, connected or not connected, eitherway are u connected now?
A. I&#39;d give an answer, if I knew what the hell you said in the first place :huh:

Q. WTF? :blink:

Snee
09-17-2003, 08:51 PM
A: there&#39;s only one user online?

Q: Can the Riaa see me right now?

Gemby!
09-17-2003, 09:09 PM
a- i can ;D

Q where yo momma ?

Illuminati
09-17-2003, 09:34 PM
A. Wiv yo daddy

Q. Where&#39;s Bobo?

Marius24
09-17-2003, 10:49 PM
Q and A) who is bobo? :blink:

Illuminati
09-17-2003, 10:54 PM
A) Who isn&#39;t Bobo? ;)

Q) Where is Bobo likely to hide?

(Alright, as a side note guys - Search on Google for Bobo. Let me know what you find :D)

Marius24
09-17-2003, 11:01 PM
A) away from u


Q) why are we talking about bobo?

Illuminati
09-17-2003, 11:08 PM
A. Because I ran out of smart things to talk about and Bobo was the most random thing in my head?

Q. What&#39;s the second most random thing to talk about?

MUSLEMAN
09-18-2003, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by Illuminati@17 September 2003 - 19:08
A. Because I ran out of smart things to talk about and Bobo was the most random thing in my head?

Q. What&#39;s the second most random thing to talk about?
a: musleman the post whore

b: why is iIlluminati a noob?? :lol:

Illuminati
09-18-2003, 07:27 AM
A. Who called me a noob? <_<

Q. Why does MUSLEMAN have a superiority complex?

Finch
09-18-2003, 10:56 AM
A - Because MUSLEMAN used to be a woman


Q - why does the rain falls mainly on the plane in spain?

Marius24
09-18-2003, 11:05 AM
A) it does. it rains in england insted :angry:


Q) why did u bring this topic back <_<

Finch
09-18-2003, 11:19 AM
A- because I ran out of milk


Q - why are smilies colored yellow?

Marius24
09-18-2003, 11:25 AM
A) pink ones look stupid :wub: <~~ see <_<



Q) why doesnt a mod close this thread?

Finch
09-18-2003, 11:27 AM
A - because your momma didn&#39;t spank them hard enough


Q - can you be stupid and intelligent at the same time? and is there a word for it?

Snee
09-18-2003, 11:28 AM
A: If women are involved, and yes there is a word for it (I&#39;m of course refering to stupidity in the male mind here)

Q: Why did you ask?

Edit: too slow

Finch
09-18-2003, 11:42 AM
A - because im not a woman



Q - why do men have nipples?

Snee
09-18-2003, 11:56 AM
A: somewhere to put the ice

Q: Is the light on in the fridge when it&#39;s closed?

Riddler
09-18-2003, 12:05 PM
A: N-n-n-n-nope. And th-th-th-the d-d-d-door w-w-w-won&#39;t open f-f-f-from th-th-the ins-s-s-side either &#33;


Q: Why do elephants have flat feet ?

Finch
09-18-2003, 02:05 PM
A : so they don&#39;t make a noise when they&#39;re walking

Q : can you be right and wrong at the same time?

Snee
09-18-2003, 02:53 PM
A: maybe...

Q: Why is the world round?

j4y3m
09-18-2003, 03:06 PM
A)Because It&#39;s A Rugby Ball :blink:
Q)Why Is K-Lites Logo Blue? I Want Bright Pink&#33; :lol:

jetje
09-18-2003, 03:27 PM
A) It is pink you probably just drunk to much

Q) why do i get less payd as Richard Grasso form wall street?

j4y3m
09-18-2003, 03:28 PM
A)Because He Has Spikey Pink Hair
Q)Why Is Jetje&#39;s Av So Bouncy

NotoriousBIC
09-18-2003, 10:17 PM
A) Because Newton didn&#39;t invent the laws of Physics for Cartoons

Q) What&#39;s the use of having the word &#39;dictionary&#39; in the dictionary?

Spindulik
09-18-2003, 11:38 PM
A) Because a Dictionary would be a "".

Q) Why is a woman a HO when she cheats, but when a man cheats, he&#39;s a hero?