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Bob Jesus
03-14-2007, 06:53 AM
Woman: Help! Help! An Irishman tried to rape me!
Police Officer: How do you know he was Irish?
Woman: I had to help him.

Bunch of gobshites.

enoughfakefiles
03-14-2007, 12:30 PM
Are you from canadia:blink:

Cheese
03-14-2007, 01:17 PM
This is what watching too much Family Guy does to you.

Jagarga
03-14-2007, 03:04 PM
everyday my ignore list grows longer and longer

Agrajag
03-14-2007, 08:38 PM
I don't know how many Billy's I've got on ignore now.

Biggles
03-14-2007, 08:56 PM
I don't know how many Billy's I've got on ignore now.

It's a Billy? :unsure: I thought Jimbo(etc.,) was a Billy....I get confused :blink:

Agrajag
03-14-2007, 09:00 PM
Haven't you read the Urban Dictionary.

Billy - A pathetic troll, who trolls in a pathetic manner. See also pathetic and troll.

100%
03-14-2007, 09:23 PM
This is what watching too much Family Guy does to you.

Thank you.

Biggles
03-14-2007, 09:44 PM
Haven't you read the Urban Dictionary.

Billy - A pathetic troll, who trolls in a pathetic manner. See also pathetic and troll.

The under-bridge dwelling propensity had not gone unnoticed.

100%
03-14-2007, 09:48 PM
I have never kissed an irish lass. :cry:
Did i miss anything?

Hairbautt
03-14-2007, 09:49 PM
I don't know how many Billy's I've got on ignore now.
Do what that Chebus fella does and post a screenie of your ignore list in your sig. :shifty: I find that quite humorous - hell edit it so it'll show some of the mods for piss sake.

Agrajag
03-14-2007, 09:51 PM
Can someone quote Hairbautt for me.

j2k4
03-14-2007, 09:53 PM
Haven't you read the Urban Dictionary.

Billy - A pathetic troll, who trolls in a pathetic manner. See also pathetic and troll.

The under-bridge dwelling propensity had not gone unnoticed.

Exactly, indeed, and I wonder why Jimbo gave up so easily.

Billy was attending (I'm sure you noticed), and yet things went (insert symbolic cyber-sound-effect indicating a fizzle-type noise) fizzle.

I think you scared 'em, Les. :dabs:

Hairbautt
03-14-2007, 09:56 PM
Can someone quote Hairbautt for me.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/CrywithFinger.gif

I thought it was a good suggestion. :rolleyes: Also (just to clarify) by "piss sake" I meant it in the sense of pissing someone off just for the hell of it.

Agrajag
03-14-2007, 09:58 PM
Haven't you read the Urban Dictionary.

Billy - A pathetic troll, who trolls in a pathetic manner. See also pathetic and troll.

The under-bridge dwelling propensity had not gone unnoticed.

Other signs of being a "Billy" include the name, calling himsel a "jew" (lower case) whilst posting an atheist sig, pathetic "Irish are thick" jokes. Abusing people for no good reason, or reason at all never mind a good one. Claims to have been a member of the IDF, who spent some time in England but hated the food. Finishing abusive posts with :)

There are other signs of being "that sort" however we've already spent more than enough time discussing it.

j2k4
03-14-2007, 09:59 PM
I don't know how many Billy's I've got on ignore now.
Do what that Chebus fella does and post a screenie of your ignore list in your sig. :shifty: I find that quite humorous - hell edit it so it'll show some of the mods for piss sake.


Can someone quote Hairbautt for me.

Done, btw. :)

Hairbautt
03-14-2007, 10:02 PM
Forgot my second post genious. :rolleyes:

Agrajag
03-14-2007, 10:03 PM
Thanks Mr K4

Flippin' heck, the Hairbautt's a maniac. No wonder I have him on ignore.

Snee
03-14-2007, 11:42 PM
Talk about overanalyzing. I just put BJ on ignore 'cos he was being a cawk.

Agrajag
03-14-2007, 11:55 PM
Talk about overanalyzing. I just put BJ on ignore 'cos he was being a cawk.

Yeah but you also put a "z" where an "s" would have been more appropriate.

Remove that merkin plank from thine eye before you judge others, matey boy.

Jagarga
03-15-2007, 01:50 AM
bastardization ftw.

Snee
03-15-2007, 01:51 AM
Talk about overanalyzing. I just put BJ on ignore 'cos he was being a cawk.

Yeah but you also put a "z" where an "s" would have been more appropriate.

Remove that merkin plank from thine eye before you judge others, matey boy.

'k.

Hairbautt
03-15-2007, 02:12 AM
WTF is with people who wear "Kiss me I'm Irish" t-shirts as well as any 'Irish' shirt ex. "I love Irish" or "I only kiss Irish boys"? I remember seein' those at my small town high school...nobody knew what it meant as it was only cool to wear...:ermm:

The hell is with American fashion 'n the Irish thing?

MediaSlayer
03-15-2007, 04:51 AM
You should see me cook'in bbq wif my chef hat on it says "sodomize the chef"

that's copyrighted btw so if you wanna use it u gotta pay me 2 euros per use

AnGHeLL
03-15-2007, 07:27 AM
Rotf

Jagarga
03-15-2007, 03:17 PM
whatever dave,

100%
03-15-2007, 03:24 PM
If you are very drunk, you might misinterpret

irish

as

i am rich

so being irish is a good thing.

Jagarga
03-15-2007, 03:24 PM
yeah ok dave.

Snee
03-15-2007, 03:31 PM
Talk about overanalyzing. I just put BJ on ignore 'cos he was being a cawk.

Yeah but you also put a "z" where an "s" would have been more appropriate.

Remove that merkin plank from thine eye before you judge others, matey boy.

Also: jimbo = bobo.

Not sure about billy = jimbo tho'.

'cept that the food thread seems a bit like a really retarded billy-thing, trying to make people insult Israel back, or something.

j2k4
03-15-2007, 11:19 PM
The hell is with American fashion 'n the Irish thing?

'Tis a tale of requited vs. unrequited love; current events aside, America loves her immigrants.

St. Patrick's day has greater cachet (!) than such as Bastille Day, for example.

I suspect also that it is a drinking thing. :)

Alien5
03-16-2007, 04:07 AM
ok dave

Mathea
03-16-2007, 02:43 PM
did anyone watch the colbert report last night?



what he said :P

oh and we only love some of our immigrants cuz we're assholes here
irish seems fashionable i guess cuz it's a good cover for our alcoholism one day a year

Mathea
03-16-2007, 02:45 PM
I have never kissed an irish lass. :cry:
Did i miss anything?

if you count irish american ill make out with ya (cuz yeah you're totally missin out :P)

Hairbautt
03-16-2007, 02:56 PM
did anyone watch the colbert report last night?
:lol: He's so funny, but I didn't watch it as I was up until 2am doing homework.

Fuckin' spring break projects. :dry:

Mathea
03-16-2007, 03:02 PM
did anyone watch the colbert report last night?
:lol: He's so funny, but I didn't watch it as I was up until 2am doing homework.

Fuckin' spring break projects. :dry:

i missed it the first time around, but watched it in the middle of the night last night

Hairbautt
03-16-2007, 03:04 PM
I really should grab it for iPod, but I'm too busy :dabs: Hating life as of now... :dry:

Chip Monk
03-16-2007, 03:07 PM
There's no such fucking thing as Irish American, or Scottish Canadiain, or Welsh English, or Dutch Greek. It's all just pish.

There is a Netherlands Antilles, but that's a different story.