a spider or fly just crawled down my top

[Jagarga]

and is now hiding in my chest hair. someone find it before it lays eggs and/or rapes the dave.

[Chip Monk]

The is in your chest hair :blink:

[Jagarga]

she will be if she plays her emo cards wright.

[100%]

Shave

[Jagarga]

raven

[Chip Monk]

Sting.

[Jagarga]

jamie foxx?

[100%]

You inspire me to make new thread.

[Jagarga]

it may have actually been a bit of a crisp, if it is i shall endeavour to find it and consumate with it.

[Mr. Mulder]

what sort of crisp?

[Jagarga]

a seabrook cream cheese and chives one. best crisps ever.

[Mr. Mulder]

seabrook pr0ncawktail >*

[Jagarga]

wrong.


seabrook canadian ham=class, seabrook cheese and chive>*.*/s

[Mr. Mulder]

seabrook canadian ham for the win but cheese and chive are french as fuck

[100%]

Do flies often enter your chest hair?



.

[Jagarga]

aboot as often as i enter yer maw, so all the time then.

[Alien5]

ok dave