How To Stop A Smoke Detector?

[ging]

Shut up, detector, I hate you!!! :angry:

[Got_brains?]

Press the button that says 'stop' or the one that says 'test/stop'.


I hate that too! Good luck! :)

[clocker]

http://www.pattonhq.com/pistols/rep45a.gif

[Skillian]

Melt it with a lighter.

[Got_brains?]

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong clocker.

Its more like this:

http://www.nomadic5.com/graphics/Vietnam/v59.jpg

[Got_brains?]

Or this would do:

http://www.doverpages.co.uk/images/ww11/biggun.jpg

[2nd gen noob]

just a guess, but what about not setting the house on fire.

also, you seem pretty calm considering your house is on fire.
run away, quickly!

unless, of course, it's a false alarm, in which case, i recommend a towel or newspaper to shut the annoyance up.

[Got_brains?]

Or the 'Noisy Cricket' from MIB:

http://www.myprops.co.uk/images/replica-sml/cricket.gif






:spam: I know. :P

[ging]

shit, it's Still alive...

http://www.detectorsandalarms.com/images/products/smoke_detectors_kidde/kidde_SL177i_2.gif

[clocker]

Then quit fucking around...
http://www.cccoe.k12.ca.us/abomb/images/cover_romeo.jpg

[sArA]

try removing the battery......or hitting it with a hammer....or for a more fun filled attempt at silencing it...try a catapult, or pea shooter.

[clocker]

Originally posted by sara5564@28 May 2003 - 20:41
try removing the battery......or hitting it with a hammer....or for a more fun filled attempt at silencing it...try a catapult, or pea shooter.
All very good ideas Sara.
Not all of us have catapults in the closet, however.

[imported_stg1123]

ok get a chair and a table.put the chair on the table then stand on the chair and smash the annoying fu^$%r to smithereens for being so annoying.

[sArA]

take a y shaped piece of tree from the garden (or if no garden a tree nearby) remove elastic from your knickers......tie round the ends of the Y and get an insert from a padded bra...get a stone (also from the garden) and hold it in the bra insert against the elastic..........................................................................pull back slowly..............................take aim............. (carefully avoiding cats, kids, and family heirlooms) ...............................fire!!!!!!

[clocker]

You make that sound almost pornographic, Sara... :P

[sArA]

maybe I could get a job writing pornographic stories!!!! ha! I wrote one once....sent it to a mate under a pseudonym....they were pretty impressed....I never did let on though....my little secret. B)