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Agrajag
03-17-2007, 10:51 PM
If fake ronaldo wasn't such a diving cunt he would have the potential to be one of the best footballers in the World.

True story.

Proper Bo
03-17-2007, 10:52 PM
Agree.

Barbarossa
03-17-2007, 10:53 PM
Is it "Bait Manker While He's Pissed" time :blink:

manker
03-17-2007, 10:54 PM
We're gonna win the league, we're gonna win the cunting leaue.

I was tqlilking to a scouser today, true story, anbd he said that he wanted Chelsea to beat Spurs cos he didn;'t want United to win the double.

If scousers are thinking we son it, then we prolly have.

Alien5
03-17-2007, 10:54 PM
can i play?

Barbarossa
03-17-2007, 10:55 PM
We're gonna win the league, we're gonna win the cunting leaue.

I was tqlilking to a scouser today, true story, anbd he said that he wanted Chelsea to beat Spurs cos he didn;'t want United to win the double.

If scousers are thinking we son it, then we prolly have.

I've got to quote that :lol:

Agrajag
03-17-2007, 10:56 PM
Is it "Bait Manker While He's Pissed" time :blink:

Nope old bean, it's a serious point. Would I abuse the "True story" convention, I think not.

manker
03-17-2007, 11:01 PM
For the cunting record, Ronaldo is the player every supporter would want in his team - cois he's magnificent.

I think that withoiut him, United may not be in the position we are now - he's able to influence a game on his own and he's got us points when we probably didn't deserve them.

You don't hear anyone saying 'the other Ronaldo' any more - simply because now Christiano Ronalda IS the only Ronaldo worth talking about.

He is, without doubt, the best player in the world.

Alien5
03-17-2007, 11:05 PM
we should go back to the days when the players had to be born from the name of the team place. :ermm:

Barbarossa
03-17-2007, 11:07 PM
What the fuck are you talking about Allen :blink:

manker
03-17-2007, 11:09 PM
we should go back to the days when the players had to be born from the name of the team place. :ermm:
We should also ban people who haven't got a cunting clue from commenting on anything ever.

Not gonna happen tho', else you'd be banned.

Alien5
03-17-2007, 11:15 PM
i didnt think it was that bad.

Agrajag
03-17-2007, 11:18 PM
He is, without doubt, the best player in the world.

No, no he isn't.

He's the flashest, but far from the best.

manker
03-17-2007, 11:19 PM
i didnt think it was that bad.
You don't think that not having a fucknig clue about anything ever is a bad thing.

It is.

Fact.

Learn stuff, Allen, then people might like you.

Alien5
03-17-2007, 11:20 PM
He is, without doubt, the best player in the world.

No, no he isn't.

He's the flashest, but far from the best.

No He (thinks he) is, without doubt, the best player in the world.

Agrajag
03-17-2007, 11:23 PM
i didnt think it was that bad.

Learn stuff, Allen, then people might like you.

meh.

100%
03-17-2007, 11:24 PM
He is, without doubt, the best player in the world.

Today i went with my kid (Luigi --1.5yrs) onto a football field, while two teams getting ready.

He said "ooooh BALLLLL!"

He walked onto the field.

One guy all the way from the center spontaniously passed Luigi the ball.

He went "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh"

I mentally went "oooooooooooohhh"

The ball came in slow motion towards him, dead on
hit him, bounced off went a little - perfect speed

Luigi walked forward

and..

kicked it


it went forward 50cms, the guy ran forward,

Luigi nervous.. stood still

the dude took the ball, flipped it up bounced it up on his foot, did a few tricks and passed it slowly back to Luigi.

Luigi looked at the ball, looked at him

and passed it back (slightly short)

The whistle went, the real game started.

That guy (whoever he is) is the best player in the world.

manker
03-17-2007, 11:26 PM
He is, without doubt, the best player in the world.

No, no he isn't.

He's the flashest, but far from the best.
He wins games for the best teamn in the world when the best team in the world are playing like twats - therefpre he's the best player in the worldf. Just like Cantona was.

You can't deny it cos it's trew

Proper Bo
03-17-2007, 11:26 PM
He is, without doubt, the best player in the world.

Today i went with my kid (Luigi --1.5yrs) onto a football field, while two teams getting ready.

He said "ooooh BALLLLL!"

He walked onto the field.

One guy all the way from the center spontaniously passed Luigi the ball.

He went "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh"

I mentally went "oooooooooooohhh"

The ball came in slow motion towards him, dead on
hit him, bounced off went a little - perfect speed

Luigi walked forward

and..

kicked it


it went forward 50cms, the guy ran forward,

Luigi nervous.. stood still

the dude took the ball, flipped it up bounced it up on his foot, did a few tricks and passed it slowly back to Luigi.

Luigi looked at the ball, looked at him

and passed it back (slightly short)

The whistle went, the real game started.

That guy (whoever he is) is the best player in the world.

Wrong. He obviously didn't pass it with enough speed if it wasn't travelling quick enough to knock over a small child. Bad passing like that could lead to giving away posession in a dangerous position:no:

manker
03-17-2007, 11:27 PM
He is, without doubt, the best player in the world.

Today i went with my kid (Luigi --1.5yrs) onto a football field, while two teams getting ready.

He said "ooooh BALLLLL!"

He walked onto the field.

One guy all the way from the center spontaniously passed Luigi the ball.

He went "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh"

I mentally went "oooooooooooohhh"

The ball came in slow motion towards him, dead on
hit him, bounced off went a little - perfect speed

Luigi walked forward

and..

kicked it


it went forward 50cms, the guy ran forward,

Luigi nervous.. stood still

the dude took the ball, flipped it up bounced it up on his foot, did a few tricks and passed it slowly back to Luigi.

Luigi looked at the ball, looked at him

and passed it back (slightly short)

The whistle went, the real game started.

That guy (whoever he is) is the best player in the world.
It was probably ROnaldo - you know, he's the best player in the worltd.

Agrajag
03-17-2007, 11:29 PM
No, no he isn't.

He's the flashest, but far from the best.
He wins games for the best teamn in the world when the best team in the world are playing like twats - therefpre he's the best player in the worldf. Just like Cantona was.

You can't deny it cos it's trew

You base this "best team in the World" on what.

Biggest - No

Most winning - No

Most valuable - No

Highest turnover - No

So, best team in the World on what basis.

manker
03-17-2007, 11:31 PM
He wins games for the best teamn in the world when the best team in the world are playing like twats - therefpre he's the best player in the worldf. Just like Cantona was.

You can't deny it cos it's trew

You base this "best team in the World" on what.

Biggest - No

Most winning - No

Most valuable - No

Highest turnover - No

So, best team in the World on what basis.
I watch footie all the time, therefore I think I'm a better judge than anyone.

Man Utd are the best team in the world.

Agrajag
03-17-2007, 11:34 PM
You base this "best team in the World" on what.

Biggest - No

Most winning - No

Most valuable - No

Highest turnover - No

So, best team in the World on what basis.
I watch footie all the time, therefore I think I'm a better judge than anyone.

Man Utd are the best team in the world.

Sorry, I never thought that thro' properly.

My bad.

manker
03-17-2007, 11:42 PM
I watch footie all the time, therefore I think I'm a better judge than anyone.

Man Utd are the best team in the world.

Sorry, I never thought that thro' properly.

My bad.
It's one of your failings, thinking stuff thro' properly. If I thought I could teach you, I would.

Alsa, you can;t educate pork.

Agrajag
03-17-2007, 11:44 PM
Sorry, I never thought that thro' properly.

My bad.
It's one of your failings, thinking stuff thro' properly. If I thought I could teach you, I would.

Alsa, you can;t educate pork.

You know, I can't argue with that.

Skweeky
03-18-2007, 04:31 PM
I know fuck all about footie, but is this still an ongoing debate because of that thing that happened in the world cup?

Biggles
03-18-2007, 05:20 PM
I know fuck all about footie, but is this still an ongoing debate because of that thing that happened in the world cup?

I think the suggestion is that the World Cup was where fake Ronaldo brought all his many skills to fruition at once but that it wasn't a flash in the pan but rather the result of lots of practice.

Well done the wee Hoops btw.

Proper Bo
03-18-2007, 05:44 PM
I know fuck all about footie [/post]

women, know your limits.

Skweeky
03-18-2007, 06:30 PM
At least I admit it :lol: