last nite my mom tried to kill me

[Mathea]

she gave me some pills saying it would help my headache and clear up and stuffiness and instead i thought my heart was gonna explode. Seriously it was horrible and Ive only experienced something worse (though kinda like it but x 10) once in my life.

[Gripper]

What the feck did she give you?
Some mothers take this mothers day lark to far.

[Mathea]

its not even mothers day here for a cpl months

and hell if i know i assumed it was something like vicodin or w/e instead it was killer pills wtf?

[Skweeky]

She probably gave you some E.
Excellent for headaches and aches, bad for the heart however.

[Mathea]

all i know is my pulse was a little over double what it should be at rest


scary

[Mathea]

im thinkin maybe shes bipolar cuz then she made banana bread which i love but she left out the walnuts :angry: i think just to fuck with me


oh and before i was put on antibiotics she went and was like, here's a full script start taking these.... and its the one im deathly allergic to!

says she didnt remember.... yeah right

[Mathea]

meh

[Gennesuke]

WoW :O what a story, i'm speechless :console:

[Alien5]

it cant be "E's" because you didn't have a near death experience or any euphoria, what were your thoughts like? strange/unusual?

[Mathea]

my thought was omfg im gonna die
not euphoric at all tyvm


if it was e, as in x, id have been happy as a lark... and that doesnt make me feel like i'm having a massive heart attack

[Hairbautt]

One crazy bitch.

[Alien5]

next time you mum offers you drugs, Just say NO.

[Mathea]

yeah its quite scary
george had the same thing happen to him, and my mom says she doesnt take the pills, so was weird that when i asked her about just throwingthem outshe wouldnt do it


/me is gonna start sleeping even less than normal

[macking]

I thought youd be used to people trying to kill you by now :p

[Virtualbody1234]

Never take anything that anyone gives you without knowing what it is. Even if it's your mother.

Doctors prescribe treatments but it's not an excuse not to know what they're giving you.

Use the internet to look things up and know what it can do to you before taking anything.

Take control of your own life. Don't leave it in the hands of others.

[Alien5]

that was a Public Information Announcement.

[Hairbautt]

Now back to our original programming...

[Mathea]

macking: fu too :P
vb: yeah i just got insurance again so yay can get scripts filled and not pay out the ass for em

[weenden]

i think she gave you some kind of cold pill or sinus stuff and you had a reaction to it

[Alien5]

are you a doctor?

[Mathea]

shes in the other room whispering on the fone:

casual convo or plotting against me?

[Hairbautt]

casual convo or plotting against me?
Plotting, of course.

:shuriken:

[Mathea]

ok so im gonna a goner :cry:

[j2k4]

ok so im gonna a goner :cry:

Put her over your knee and blister her butt.

You know you want to.

[Mathea]

erm im not THAT far in the country you know

not even from here, so we arent inbred tyvm

[Hairbautt]

ok so im gonna a goner :cry:

Put her over your knee and blister her butt.

You know you want to.
*Pics

[macking]

LOL!!

Damn I thought New York was cool it was Texas that was inbred-ville, or was it Alabama?

I give up on your Americans :P

I was watching this program on TV not too long ago about how certain drugs mixed together can kill you but theyr harmless on their own, was one of those documentary kind of programs you see on Discovery Channel.

Theres a chemical called Sodium which can supposedly explode in air.

I think chloride is poisnous too but when you combine the two you get salt :D

Now if I could find a way to remove the Chloride from Salt I could explode some heads with Sodium :D

[Mathea]

you see? im from ny not kentucky so no freaky shit going on


i'll jsut have to poison her first! mwahaha