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05-30-2003, 01:30 PM
[I] >>>How to shower like a woman:-
> >>>
> >>>Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket
> according to
> >>>whites and coloured.
> >>>
> >>>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
> >>>
> >>>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
> areas.
> >>>
> >>>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental
> note to do
> >>>more sit-ups.
> >>>
> >>>Get in shower.
> >>>
> >>>Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
> loofah and
> >>>pumice stone.
> >>>
> >>>Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> vitamins.
> >>>
> >>>Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
> >>>
> >>>Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced
> with natural
> >>>avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
> >>>
> >>>Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes
> until red.
> >>>
> >>>Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body
> wash.
> >>>
> >>>Shave armpits and legs.
> >>>
> >>>Turn off shower.
> >>>
> >>>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots
> with Tilex.
> >>>
> >>>Get out off shower.
> >>>
> >>>Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> >>>
> >>>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> >>>
> >>>Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
> >>>
> >>>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on
> head.
> >>>
> >>>If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>How to Shower Like A Man
> >>>
> >>>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
> >>>
> >>>Leave in a pile.
> >>>
> >>>Walk naked to the bathroom.
> >>>
> >>>If you see wife along the way, shake knob at her making
> woo-hoo sound
> >>>
> >>>Look at manly physique in the mirror.
> >>>
> >>>Admire size of your knob and scratch your ass.>
> >>>
> >>>Get in the shower.
> >>>
> >>>Wash your face.
> >>>
> >>>Wash your armpits.
> >>>
> >>>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them
> off.
> >>>
> >>>Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud
> they sound
> >>>in the shower.
> >>>
> >>>Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding
> area.
> >>>
> >>>Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
> >>>
> >>>Shampoo hair.
> >>>
> >>>Make shampoo mohawk.
> >>>
> >>>Pee.
> >>>
> >>>Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >>>
> >>>Partially dry-off.
> >>>
> >>>Fail to notice water on floor.
> >>>
> >>>Admire knob size in mirror again.
> >>>
> >>>Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
> >>>
> >>>Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
> >>>
> >>>If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make
> woo-hoo
> >>>noise again.
> >>>
> >>>Throw wet towel on bed.
> >>>Put on same dirty underwear and clothes as you had on yesterday.
>
>
>
>
>
> >>>
> >>>Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket
> according to
> >>>whites and coloured.
> >>>
> >>>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
> >>>
> >>>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
> areas.
> >>>
> >>>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental
> note to do
> >>>more sit-ups.
> >>>
> >>>Get in shower.
> >>>
> >>>Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
> loofah and
> >>>pumice stone.
> >>>
> >>>Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> vitamins.
> >>>
> >>>Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
> >>>
> >>>Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced
> with natural
> >>>avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
> >>>
> >>>Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes
> until red.
> >>>
> >>>Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body
> wash.
> >>>
> >>>Shave armpits and legs.
> >>>
> >>>Turn off shower.
> >>>
> >>>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots
> with Tilex.
> >>>
> >>>Get out off shower.
> >>>
> >>>Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> >>>
> >>>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> >>>
> >>>Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
> >>>
> >>>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on
> head.
> >>>
> >>>If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>How to Shower Like A Man
> >>>
> >>>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
> >>>
> >>>Leave in a pile.
> >>>
> >>>Walk naked to the bathroom.
> >>>
> >>>If you see wife along the way, shake knob at her making
> woo-hoo sound
> >>>
> >>>Look at manly physique in the mirror.
> >>>
> >>>Admire size of your knob and scratch your ass.>
> >>>
> >>>Get in the shower.
> >>>
> >>>Wash your face.
> >>>
> >>>Wash your armpits.
> >>>
> >>>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them
> off.
> >>>
> >>>Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud
> they sound
> >>>in the shower.
> >>>
> >>>Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding
> area.
> >>>
> >>>Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
> >>>
> >>>Shampoo hair.
> >>>
> >>>Make shampoo mohawk.
> >>>
> >>>Pee.
> >>>
> >>>Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >>>
> >>>Partially dry-off.
> >>>
> >>>Fail to notice water on floor.
> >>>
> >>>Admire knob size in mirror again.
> >>>
> >>>Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
> >>>
> >>>Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
> >>>
> >>>If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make
> woo-hoo
> >>>noise again.
> >>>
> >>>Throw wet towel on bed.
> >>>Put on same dirty underwear and clothes as you had on yesterday.
>
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