How Many Times Do You Whack Yer Clackers?

[fugley]

Im new to this so I only manage about one a week. But what about the older guys?

[PB Montgolfier]

lol

Have you ran out of your tablets. We can get an emergency prescription rushed round.

Yes they can make you go blind

Clackers (http://www.bigredtoybox.com/articles/clackersindex.shtml)

[fugley]

Originally posted by PB Montgolfier@31 May 2003 - 11:49
lol

Have you ran out of your tablets. We can get an emergency prescription rushed round.

Yes they can make you go blind

Clackers (http://www.bigredtoybox.com/articles/clackersindex.shtml)
Tell me are these things truly available? (Fugley tickles chin in a state of deep contemplation.......)

[Lilmiss]

cani it make you blind?

apperently yes,but only if you do it really well! :D

[fugley]

lilmiss yer avitar is making some movement in that place - please speak sexy some more - while I still have eyes to read with! :blink:

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

:D It can not make you go Blind.Trust me.....I have gone through some weeks where the only place you could find me was in the BathRoom. :D

[PB Montgolfier]

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@31 May 2003 - 12:30
:D It can not make you go Blind.Trust me.....I have gone through some weeks where the only place you could find me was in the BathRoom. :D
I really hope that you mean toilet.

[Lilmiss]

seriously, maybe not blind, but it can impair your sight! i believe its something to do with tensing the mucsles tightly, and overtime the get weaker and weaker. but like i said, you gotta do it all the time and really well.

.....and fugley, oh :x shes just an ickle girl!

[fugley]

Who needs sight anyway?

Bet I'm the only person in this forum who's got a PC without a monitor!

Way I figured it was; why lash out 80 dollars on a monitor when I fully intend to sacrifice my sight in the name of the ultimate pleasure!

But how can I participate you might wonder? (though probably not PB Mont) I have simply wired me clackers into a serial port and the electrical impulses allow a greatly enhanced user friendly experience.

I'm switching to USB next month!

B)

[PB Montgolfier]

USB 2. Faster upload speeds.

[nahan]

Fire wire,,,,,,,,,,,, lol

[PB Montgolfier]

You've taken that too far.

[nahan]

Your telling me .....the sparks dam near started a fire

[fugley]

I like this string..........................

[PB Montgolfier]

I like this teacup .........

Thanks for sharing.

[fugley]

Even if I don't go blind entirely could I end up looking like Emperor Hirohito?

[PB Montgolfier]

Originally posted by fugley@31 May 2003 - 13:14
Even if I don't go blind entirely could I end up looking like Emperor Hirohito?
What - dead ?

That really would be taking it too far.

[fugley]

But it eeez for the bestest of cauzez!

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Originally posted by PB Montgolfier+31 May 2003 - 07:34--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PB Montgolfier @ 31 May 2003 - 07:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@31 May 2003 - 12:30
:D It can not make you go Blind.Trust me.....I have gone through some weeks where the only place you could find me was in the BathRoom. :D
I really hope that you mean toilet. [/b][/quote]
:D Nope. :D

[TheDave]

i heard if you whack yer clackers to fast the explode and thats what can make you go blind

[fugley]

Wow that&#39;s scary TheDave&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

makes you think...

[fugley]

Can you smell shit?

[crazy_billy_bats]

think its bacon...

[fugley]

Can&#39;t be PB cos his poo don&#39;t smell&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

of course....
his shit smells sweeter than the rest of our&#39;s...

[TheDave]

:unsure: i dont get it. are you mocking me. its true. playing with your balls was banned in schools and stuff :unsure:

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by TheDave@31 May 2003 - 17:57
:unsure: i dont get it. are you mocking me. its true. playing with your balls was banned in schools and stuff :unsure:
im not mocking anyone.

i personally love getting my balls played with, only by my girl tho

[fugley]

Sorry just spamming this time&#33; Just wanted to see this one top of the pile one more time before it slides down the forum into obscurity&#33;

Had such high hopes for this one too&#33;

It&#39;s like having your kid flunk all his or her exams and dropping out to join a commune.


Oh well cherio dear post - if only.............. :(

[Z]

heh heh&#33; bump. :P

[Spindulik]

I can only say this... ...that kind of activity helps reduce the occurance of prostate cancer and other related physical problems.

[fugley]

Is that really true? So it really should be done at every opportunity?
Life just get better and better and maybe even longer&#33;

[hypoluxa3k]

i thought &#39;whack yer clackers&#39; meant masturbating?

[tite-wad]

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[crazy_billy_bats]

"Feeding the bearded clam " is a personal fave of mine for tha girls
:lol:
:lol:
:lol:

[TheDave]

thats disgusting, anyway im going to shoot the pony

[fugley]

I still think there&#39;s mileage in this one&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by fugley@25 June 2003 - 22:00
I still think there&#39;s mileage in this one&#33;
is dat an innuendo u dirty bugger?

[MetroStars]

i try 2 make it every day --- Especially to pornstar Alisha Klasse&#39;s movies...

billy u didn&#39;t give us an answer to how many times you Whack Yer Clackers


http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/Bob%20and%20Amado%20avatr.jpg

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by MetroStars@25 June 2003 - 22:18
i try 2 make it every day --- Especially to pornstar Alisha Klasse&#39;s movies...

billy u didn&#39;t give us an answer to how many times you Whack Yer Clackers


http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/Bob%20and%20Amado%20avatr.jpg
all wite then about 3 times......


a week &#33;?

holy shit it off the SCALE&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

I be wanking in me sleep and everyfink metrostars ;)

[MetroStars]

I wouldn&#39;t worry about it Billy...

3 times not that bad

i watched a tv program about a japense guy who wacked of or tried 2 wack of 20 times a day...

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/Bob%20avatr.jpg

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by MetroStars@25 June 2003 - 22:22
I wouldn&#39;t worry about it Billy...

3 times not that bad

i watched a tv program about a japense guy who wacked of or tried 2 wack of 20 times a day...

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/Bob%20avatr.jpg
:blink:

the thought of that and Bob Bradley will be the mixed up nightmares i will encounter tonight,
why thank u metrostars&#33;

and mathis&#39; big ugly ass is in there somewhere too &#33;&#33;&#33;

;)

[MetroStars]

Billy u deserve the funniest memeber award....

but your gringo avatar is much more scary than good old Bob

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by MetroStars@25 June 2003 - 22:39
Billy u deserve the funniest memeber award....

but your gringo avatar is much more scary than good old Bob
:D hehe cheers metrostars :D but we are all the funny bastards in here, you&#39;s all make me piss myself

who was good old bob? u mean my baby avatar? come on think of my avatar as a nice friendly mate &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; he runs a circus and his name is Papa Lazarou &#33; sure that makes u really comfortable&#33;&#33;

and let me go to sleep metrostars&#33;&#33;

i think its on to Bob furiously jerking off the japanese guy, with gloves, while mathis looks on himself engaging in some act, in his full football uniform, with a sports sock over his.......


ok, nite nite metrostars&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :D :D sleep well my man ;)

and every1 else&#33;
me must go&#33; MUST&#33;

[MetroStars]

ok then Billy u go 2 sleep but your scary ass avatar just got a lotr scary&#39;er now u told me his name...

and that porn story u just maid up r u sure u don&#39;t write stories for porn mags...

[Wolfmight]

I thought he ment Jack off for a sec... but then relised those old ball things that people clacked or something