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Penis Monkey
05-31-2003, 03:08 PM
A man punched a blind woman in the face.
She didn't know what hit her!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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vivitron 15
05-31-2003, 03:36 PM
you do know html isn&#39;t enabled??

Acecool
05-31-2003, 05:07 PM
LOL n00b

pussymasterzee
05-31-2003, 07:43 PM
hahaha good one fucking hillarious ;) ;)

hypoluxa3k
05-31-2003, 08:53 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
damn n00b

Spicker
06-01-2003, 01:05 AM
looooooooooooooooooooooooool wat a joke it turned (at the noob lol)

Pitbul
06-01-2003, 03:34 AM
im betting u ppl aren&#39;t really laughing at the joke but actually and the retarded Monkey Genetalia who was tryin to use a computer and tells bad jokes



*EDIT* i for one am mad not only and Monkey Jangles here but also the jackass who let him out his cage