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fugley
05-31-2003, 07:47 PM
Mine can liquidize a melon in 15 seconds! It's a Kenwood!


Impressed?
clocker
05-31-2003, 07:48 PM
Anything that can "liquidize" impresses me. :P
Z
05-31-2003, 07:49 PM
wow. amazing...how bout ice?
crazy_billy_bats
05-31-2003, 07:49 PM
yeah but mine can liquidize a baboon in under a minute.
Its a phillips, by the way, and tried and tested on various animals (not by myself of course)
fugley
05-31-2003, 07:49 PM
It don't cum with a spell checker Miss!
Natsume Atsuko
05-31-2003, 07:49 PM
Mine can cave in my basement in 10 seconds, Russian junk powwa
clocker
05-31-2003, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by fugley@31 May 2003 - 13:49
It don't cum with a spell checker Miss!
Then you wuz robbed.
Z
05-31-2003, 07:51 PM
mine can liquidize rocks. possibly diamonds. but why would i want to do that?
fugley
05-31-2003, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Natsume Atsuko@31 May 2003 - 19:49
Mine can cave in my basement in 10 seconds, Russian junk powwa
Must be the Kalashnikov 3200 series will in built wanking spanners!
Natsume Atsuko
05-31-2003, 07:54 PM
No No, Ctepeo 6000 model with built in vibe generator (< can cause unexpected orgasms)
crazy_billy_bats
05-31-2003, 07:56 PM
is that the one with the add-on clit tickler?
fugley
05-31-2003, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Natsume Atsuko@31 May 2003 - 19:54
No No, Ctepeo 6000 model with built in vibe generator (< can cause unexpected orgasms)
It&#39;s so important to equip yerself with all those all important accessories&#33;
fugley
05-31-2003, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@31 May 2003 - 19:49
yeah but mine can liquidize a baboon in under a minute.
Its a phillips, by the way, and tried and tested on various animals (not by myself of course)
Ever tried poo young feller&#33;
Natsume Atsuko
05-31-2003, 08:30 PM
"is that the one with the add-on clit tickler? "

Yeah, you saw one of those?
fugley
05-31-2003, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Natsume Atsuko@31 May 2003 - 19:54
No No, Ctepeo 6000 model with built in vibe generator (< can cause unexpected orgasms)
Don&#39;t you alway expect orgasm&#39;s?

One so beautiful as you, miss should be in a position to not only expect .. but to demand&#33;


My grandmother uses an old fashioned hand whisk. How technology has improved huh?
Natsume Atsuko
05-31-2003, 08:56 PM
Don&#39;t you alway expect orgasm&#39;s?

I don&#39;t expect them while sleeping and someone comes and turns on my Ctepeo :P