The Worst Chat Up Lines!

[Buffalo]

What's the worst, lowest down right pathetic chat up line you've ever heard or used!

This applies to girls and boys!

"You smell nice! Did you run here"

"What's that smell? It's me! wanna wiff"

I have never used chat up lines 'cos I get them wrong! eg. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 'cos you got a really big bruise on your face! :D

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

all right sexy?




trust me, its the accent does it...... ;)

:lol:

[Celerystalksme]

Ummm the lamest one i used was

Is your daddy a theif??...then how did he steal the sparkle from the stars and put them into your eyes??

and the funniest one i used was

Dont worry sweetie, beauty is only a lightswitch away

and the one i used to actually pick up was (I can't believe it worked)

Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again

...The best one said by a girl to me was...

I'll suck you so hard that you will have to pick the sheets outta your ass when im finished (that got my attention)...and there has been many more i used and girls have used on me (some that were really bad)

[2nd gen noob]

get your coat, you've pulled.

here's 10 pence (cents for the americans :P ) go call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight.

are you tired cos you've been running through my mind all night.

my name is (insert name here). remember it cos you'll be screaming it later

[Jayhawk]

i thought this one was funny
seeing u does me good just dont mix it up and say doing u sees me good ;)

[4play]

i may not be a barney rubble or fred flintstone but ill make your bedrock.

only ever been pissed enough to use it once and i only got laughed at :lol:

[Rat Faced]

Worst i saw work was:

As drunk stumbled against girl i work with on his way OUT of the pub.....

"Sorry, but i always faint in the presence of beauty....."

She immediately wrote her number down and give it to him..... :blink:

[TheDave]

the worst ive seen work was on new years eve/day

me and a freind were walking home and there was two girls sat on the pavement we just said hello and walked past then about 50 metres up the road we decided to turn back. my freind shouted to one of em 'get here bitch and gimme your number' and within 30 seconds he was getting off with her

[crazy_billy_bats]

im still for

"all right, sexy?"

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@1 June 2003 - 18:32
im still for

"all right, sexy?"
Is that like "aw raite sex e"
Like from oop narth!?? :D

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

i mean, im not being big-headed,
but our accent is sexy as fuck, but i hate the way it sounds, i personally think its woeful, but well...
thats not what the girl says :D

[fishbowl]

'hey dream boat ,where you been all me life?'
That was tried on me...
I think he was drunk... :rolleyes:

[Z]

well fuck me if im wrong, but is your name Helga?

[2nd gen noob]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@1 June 2003 - 19:50
i mean, im not being big-headed,
but our accent is sexy as fuck, but i hate the way it sounds, i personally think its woeful, but well...
thats not what the girl says :D
where do you come from?

[crazy_billy_bats]

Northern Ireland

[Lilmiss]

one that worked for me, was simply; "can i see your music collection?"

been together well over a year now. :wub: :x ;)

[Buffalo]

Awww! That's nice to hear!
But I've never heard it called a 'music collection' before :D

Jonno B)

[stillwater]

if luks cud kill.....id be dead by now....n ud be in jail
<_<

[stillwater]

okay this one isnt a pick up line...not even a line
but try this....the reverse psycology might work :P

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl&#39;s empty and so is your head.
I thought that I could love no other, Until, that is, I met your brother.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel, your sweet embrace, But don&#39;t take that paper bag, off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I&#39;m good at telling lies&#33;
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you, screwed up my life.
I see your face, when I am dreaming, That&#39;s why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away, What have you stepped in, to smell this way.
My feelings for you, no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[Tikibonbon]

if i complimented yer body, would you take off yer pants?

what&#39;s yer problem bitch?

do you have a little white in ya? would you like to have a little white in ya?

me: so tell me where you hide them.
her: hide what?
me: yer wings my angel.

[angellynn26]

the lamest line ever tried on me was....as I was leaving the club, "If you come home with me tonight, I&#39;ll pay for your cab fair in the morning" Let&#39;s just say he wasted his entire night dancing with me and buying my drinks, but his lame-o line at the end of night didn&#39;t even earn him my phone number. :lol:

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@1 June 2003 - 23:30
Awww&#33; That&#39;s nice to hear&#33;
But I&#39;ve never heard it called a &#39;music collection&#39; before :D

Jonno B)
:"> :-" :">

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by angellynn26@2 June 2003 - 05:35
the lamest line ever tried on me was....as I was leaving the club, "If you come home with me tonight, I&#39;ll pay for your cab fair in the morning" Let&#39;s just say he wasted his entire night dancing with me and buying my drinks, but his lame-o line at the end of night didn&#39;t even earn him my phone number. :lol:
im sure he wasn&#39;t really worried...

probably fucked some tart round the corner after u went home &#33;&#33;
those guys are like that.... :lol:

[Celerystalksme]

I should know :o

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme@2 June 2003 - 08:30
I should know :o
bit of a rogue are we ?&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

[Celerystalksme]

Meh

Im just out for a good time...not a long time...
Sex is Sex for me now
Im sick of relationships at this point in time after my last gf cheating on me while i have been up at uni...our long distance relationship lasted 4 months (then i hacked into email account and found some incriminating evidence)...Gawd the internet is a great source for everything...you can even find out when your girlfriend is cheating on you...now thats advanced...

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme@2 June 2003 - 08:34

Im sick of relationships at this point in time after my last gf cheating on me while i have been up at uni...our long distance relationship lasted 4 months (then i hacked into email account and found some incriminating evidence)...Gawd the internet is a great source for everything...you can even find out when your girlfriend is cheating on you...now thats advanced...
shit one my man....
well them beeatches aint even worth it dude...sure u know that
and well, ive had a long distance relationship for 14 months now, and ive had enough&#33;
so im off to live with her &#33;&#33; :D

[Celerystalksme]

The thing was i was gonna quit uni to be with her at the end of the year...Well now i have a future...only now its not with a skank...This one hopefully pays...

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme@2 June 2003 - 08:39
The thing was i was gonna quit uni to be with her at the end of the year...Well now i have a future...only now its not with a skank...This one hopefully pays...
job then is it ?&#33;&#33;

well i left uni for her dude, im gonna go back eventually but i was just too sick of not seeing her....
and anyway i trust her with my life not to do shit like that to me....
and plus i got her to give me her hotmail password ages ago :lol:

[Celerystalksme]

lmfao&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;...well her secret question was "spell password" and the answer was "password...and well anyone that f*cking dumb deserves getting their email hacked...talk about f*cking retarded...Nah im still continuing at uni...hopefully after this degree i&#39;ll be getting a good paying job (in multimedia i doubt it though)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Yeah well i was doing a Computer Science degree, and im not too fussed, as the industry is still on a downhill slump as we speak, so im hoping by the time i get done with the degree the market will be back up.
and anyway i&#39;d rather live a little more relaxed life for now :D

[Celerystalksme]

Kicking it with a girl, doing what you please...sounds like my kinda lifestyle

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme@2 June 2003 - 08:50
Kicking it with a girl, doing what you please...sounds like my kinda lifestyle
yeah my man ive wanted it for a while....
and well now i finally have the excuse to fuck off from this gawdforsaken place....
too many idiots, too little things to do....not a good mix :lol:

how long u have left of the degree?

[Celerystalksme]

well last year i did enviro science and quit
so im doing my second first year as multimedia studies
so after this year i got another 2 years...
and i know how you feel...the place im at is exactly the same...

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme@2 June 2003 - 08:59

and i know how you feel...the place im at is exactly the same...
so where u at bro?

personally, im in Northern Ireland, a place where you cant even vote for politicians to elect (even tho i wouldnt vote for any of the idiots anyway :D ), because there is so much bickering....

plus there is fuck-all to do.

[Celerystalksme]

North Queensland, Australia and i didn&#39;t vote in the last election cause i wasn&#39;t old enough so don&#39;t blame me for John Howard :lol:

[Hazzy Hazz]

"Wats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
one of the oldest pick up lines :lol: :lol:

[Absolute Pure Evil]

a couple of my personal favorites.. ONE has actually worked for me&#33; You guess which one...

1. Would you like ot go halvsies on a bastard? :huh:


2. (you walk up all drunk and begin saying)

What&#39;s yer name gorgeous? c&#39;mon, what&#39;s yer name? huh? c&#39;mon? What&#39;s yer name? c&#39;mon tell me yer name gorgeous? tell me yer name?....

Fuck Off??? What are you, Russian???

(fuck off = fuckov for you slow wits) :lol: <_< :blink:

[crazy_billy_bats]

still sticking with "all right sexy?"


oh and, "go on, you know you want to...."

[chalice]

"Wanna come back to my place and scale my kettle some?"

Unbelievably, this worked.
Crazy Billy Bats, I&#39;m from where you&#39;re from. Shite, innit?

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by chalice@2 June 2003 - 12:05
"Wanna come back to my place and scale my kettle some?"

Unbelievably, this worked.
Crazy Billy Bats, I&#39;m from where you&#39;re from. Shite, innit?
and where might that be ?&#33;&#33;
u in Ireland urself are u ??&#33;&#33;

and yeah it is shit.....boring, repetetive, and ran (sorry there is no government as yet) by a bunch of idiots
:lol:
well our accent is still the sexiest.

[chalice]

I&#39;m in Belfast. And you&#39;re right, those clowns just aren&#39;t funny anymore.
And the accent isn&#39;t half handy for pulling the foreign chicks. :)

[Guillaume]

Tu viens chez moi, j&#39;ai "La Soupe Aux Choux" en video &#33;


French users will understand... ;)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by chalice@2 June 2003 - 13:20
I&#39;m in Belfast. And you&#39;re right, those clowns just aren&#39;t funny anymore.
And the accent isn&#39;t half handy for pulling the foreign chicks. :)
belfast too old mucker &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :D

and yeah, got myself a spaniard with it so it works&#33; :lol:

im in work by the way, shows u how much i want out of this place....

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Gurahl@2 June 2003 - 13:23
Tu viens chez moi, j&#39;ai "La Soupe Aux Choux" en video &#33;


French users will understand... ;)
if we&#39;re goin languages then&#33;

"ven aqui y besar mi polla....ahora"

thats spanish...not too polite, and could well be wrong too :lol:

[Guillaume]

Well,as chalice said... sometimes sounding " exotic " is quite helpful with girls&#33; :D

[Goldwheelz]

Get your coat love, you&#39;ve pulled&#33; :lol:

The one has worked for me, (Celebs_Are_Us will get this ;) ) my Battery&#39;s gone, give us a PUSH&#33;&#33; :lol: B)