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Skweeky
04-10-2007, 09:36 PM
My fridge isn't big enough to store all my Belgian beer

I've got too much Belgian chocolate in the house

Could anyone help me out here?:unsure:
Virtualbody1234
04-10-2007, 09:39 PM
Get another fridge?
Skweeky
04-10-2007, 09:42 PM
Do you think I'm made of money??? :angry:

I wish I had a cellar so I could put the beer and wine in there and appear all sophisticated.

For some strange reason, Scottish houses don't have cellars... I wonder if that is because of the rain
Virtualbody1234
04-10-2007, 09:44 PM
Do you think I'm made of money??? :angry:



Yes. Especially when you start a thread called "Luxury problem".
Skweeky
04-10-2007, 09:47 PM
I was given everything :(

So I can't afford an extra fridge.

I was thinking more along the lines of giving the excess away though.
Us Belgian Scots are very giving, unlike you dodgy Canadians :snooty:
100%
04-10-2007, 09:48 PM
Option 1
Bow down to your beer and think negative thoughts to it

Option 2
Put a few in at a time, it takes about 30 minutes for deer shit to stiffen in - 10 degrees.

Option 3
Regard it as a warm wine

Option 4
Remove vegetables(useless items) from fridge.
JPaul
04-10-2007, 10:03 PM
Belgian chocolate is fan-tastic.

I don't mean the fancy-dan, namby-pamby, so called "Belgian Chocolates". I mean Belgian chocolate. Just plain simple bars of the black stuff.
Skweeky
04-10-2007, 10:08 PM
Yes...

I've got about 3 kg of that in the house and I don't eat black chocolate
SHUVT
04-10-2007, 10:09 PM
You can always buy me a airline ticket and I could help you with the beer problems that your are having...:guinesssm
SnnY
04-10-2007, 10:09 PM
Racist.
Skweeky
04-10-2007, 10:10 PM
Wel... I don't mean to be rude but look what happened last time we invited Germans into the country like

:lol:
SHUVT
04-10-2007, 10:14 PM
Racist! LOL I am of German heritage not currently living there. Sad to say that my ticket would cost you a bit more than a 2 hour flight.
Skweeky
04-10-2007, 10:15 PM
Awww :(

Where do you live now then?
JPaul
04-10-2007, 10:16 PM
I'm betting he's a German American.
SHUVT
04-10-2007, 10:22 PM
I'm betting he's a German American.

You would be correct. I live in San Diego, California. I lived in Germany for about 5 years. I loved Europe and would go back in a heartbeat.:yup:
Skweeky
04-10-2007, 10:29 PM
Fur bratwurst mir sauerkraut? :D


There's nothing like munching on one of those whilst strolling along a Christmas market with the smell of fresh Gluhwein in your nose

MMmmm
Barbarossa
04-10-2007, 10:32 PM
My fridge isn't big enough to store all my Belgian beer

I've got too much Belgian chocolate in the house

Could anyone help me out here?:unsure:

Sell your chocolate on ebay, buy a new fridge :dabs:
SHUVT
04-10-2007, 10:33 PM
Ah the memories! Don't forget a good ol schwanksteak on a brochen roll. The christmas markets were always a good time. The wine and beer festival were a blast too.
Barbarossa
04-10-2007, 10:34 PM
lol, you almost said wankstain :lol:
SHUVT
04-10-2007, 10:36 PM
lol, you almost said wankstain :lol:

I am not talking about what you eat daily my friend. :lol:
Skweeky
04-10-2007, 10:43 PM
lol, you almost said wankstain :lol:


Genious
weenden
04-10-2007, 10:54 PM
got shovel........get celler
Gripper
04-11-2007, 07:18 AM
All excess luxury items may be parceled up and sent to me for safe keeping,don't have a cellar but do have a pantry which keeps things lovely and cool.
thewizeard
04-11-2007, 07:26 AM
My fridge isn't big enough to store all my Belgian beer

I've got too much Belgian chocolate in the house

Could anyone help me out here?:unsure:

Your address is? :)
Chip Monk
04-11-2007, 01:05 PM
I'm betting he's a German American.

You would be correct. I live in San Diego, California. I lived in Germany for about 5 years. I loved Europe and would go back in a heartbeat.:yup:

You remind me of Kurt Vonnegut, as such you have a temporary dispensation from being abused. This is only a temporary measure, unless of course you really are Kurt Vonnegut.
Barbarossa
04-12-2007, 10:57 AM
You would be correct. I live in San Diego, California. I lived in Germany for about 5 years. I loved Europe and would go back in a heartbeat.:yup:

You remind me of Kurt Vonnegut, as such you have a temporary dispensation from being abused. This is only a temporary measure, unless of course you really are Kurt Vonnegut.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6547399.stm


One of the outstanding figures of modern US literature, Kurt Vonnegut, has died aged 84 in New York.

Poor SHUVT :(

Incidentally JP, did you know :blink: :fear: