Who's Got The Coolest Online Nickname?

[Absolute Pure Evil]

OK! let's do this..


Who's got the best/coolest/most ORIGINAL nickname?

We're looking for basically ORIGINALITY... nickname copiers need not apply...

MINE.. is cool they tell me.. For Originality because believe it or not, >I&#39;M< the only one on the entire internet who uses "Absolute Pure Evil"

there are MILLIONS of Pure Evils out there and they feel stupid cuz there is only ONE Absolute Pure Evil.. you can even search on the web..

AND SEE for yourself..

Others that I thought were pretty original in my surfin&#39; are:

TinkleDrinker :huh:
WabbitSlayer :lol:
Pimpy, The Pimpinest Pimp :)
and
DorkyInterior :blink:


What&#39;s the neatest and original nickname you heard of/thought up?

[chalice]

I generally use ChaliceOfWeeWee. Although not here. The juxtaposition pleases me. In my experience, people either love it or hate it.
Saw someone on AOL called AptAndOriginal. Liked that.

[Absolute Pure Evil]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HAHAHAAA&#33;&#33; you shoulda used ChaliceofWEEWEE&#33;&#33; That&#39;s a good one&#33; really funny&#33;

[Illuminati]

Illuminati is my current alias. The most original (and my most used) alias I&#39;ve ever had was CAce.

[crazy_billy_bats]

tha bill here.

[olibomb]

no1 has olibomb, i wonder y?????&#33;

[thegroggman]

Theres no other groggmen...heck Ive never even met another grogg...the only thing that comes close is the nasty drink (Grog...for the uninitiated...)

[crazy_billy_bats]

well ill bludgeon to death anyone who thinks their name is better than mine.....



with bats..




EDIT: well not the grogger&#39;s of course

[thegroggman]

Well...it takes a true friend to say they wont bludgeon you to death...








with bats :lol:

[Absolute Pure Evil]

Please... Look at my name&#33;

Like you scare anyone... You couldn&#39;t frighten a kitten with a sledge hammer...


Mind you, it wouldn&#39;t see it comin&#39;... :D

[TheDave]

this isnt a whos got the best name topic its just APE saying admire me :lol: :lol: :lol: hehe ape :D

[crazy_billy_bats]

go APE boy &#33;&#33;&#33;
:lol:

anyway my names the coolest. i mean come on the fuck, if you saw some dude called crazy billy bats you&#39;d run a mile....

or maybe that doesnt make me cool....... :(


:D

[TheDave]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@3 June 2003 - 12:24
go APE boy &#33;&#33;&#33;
:lol:

anyway my names the coolest. i mean come on the fuck, if you saw some dude called crazy billy bats you&#39;d run a mile....

or maybe that doesnt make me cool....... :(


:D
no-one would say it to your face though ;)

who made the wink its wank ill give you ^_^ instead

[crazy_billy_bats]

too scared of me?


in fact i wear a trenchcoat habitually, within which i store 7 strategically placed bats, ready to withdraw and take your head off when the situation arises...

never has tho

[Acecool]

Acecool

Had this name over 13 years now so...

People started using variants like
megacool
zerocool

and etc



Acecool IS MY NAME and my name ONLY

[crazy_billy_bats]

i still think its me....

come on, billy bats will take u out....in one fail swoop (or not, in one failed swoop)

[crazy_billy_bats]

it still be me.

[4u21dr]

None of us would choose a name that is stupid. What kind of thread is this? I think an earlier post is right Absolute Pure Evil aka APE just wants to be noticed.

By the way, I like my name because people usually have a hard time figuring it out.

[TheDave]

for you to wonder?

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by TheDave@4 June 2003 - 16:12
for you to wonder?
it took you.....45 minutes to work that out? :lol:

just kiddin im a stupid fuck, had no idea.

my names still the coolest.

[4u21dr]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+4 June 2003 - 16:16--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 4 June 2003 - 16:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--TheDave@4 June 2003 - 16:12
for you to wonder?
it took you.....45 minutes to work that out? :lol:

just kiddin im a stupid fuck, had no idea.

my names still the coolest. [/b][/quote]
Don&#39;t feel bad, most people think I am a 21 year old doctor&#33;

[TheDave]

i got it straight away and i hät txt msg lnguig.

just read what it says: 4 u 2 (pretend your posh) 1 dr

[pussymasterzee]

theres no need for me to say anything. ive never seen anyone with this one everytime i sign up for something i use it no one ever has it

[4u21dr]

Originally posted by TheDave@4 June 2003 - 17:06
i got it straight away and i hät txt msg lnguig.

just read what it says: 4 u 2 (pretend your posh) 1 dr
I wouldn&#39;t expect somone with such a low level of creativity that all they can think of is &#39;thedave&#39; to appreciate my nic.

[TheDave]

i do appreciate it.

mine used to be the great dave but people thought i was full of myself so i dropped great

[crazy_billy_bats]

i personally think thedave is a genius name......
mines still cooler tho

[TheDave]

yeah you got a cool name

i wonder how many thousands of people call "the one and only"

[4u21dr]

Originally posted by TheDave@4 June 2003 - 17:59
i do appreciate it.

mine used to be the great dave but people thought i was full of myself so i dropped great
>>Lowering Defensive Shields<<

I guess I over-reacted to your comment. I thought it was a put down. I don&#39;t understand the point of this thread.

Everyone on this board has a unique reason for creating or using their nic. How can any of us possibly judge the coolest nic when we all think our nic is the best?

I think this thread is better used if everyone listed why they chose their nick instead of trying to make value judgements. But then again this isn&#39;t my thread. :rolleyes:

[TheDave]

its just that people know when i sent em a text message cos i (try to) use proper english not 2 3 4.

and the posh bit cos us folk in yorkshire folk say 1 is w-on and wonder is w-under

[Mosfos]

Well, Mosfos is original, but on games I use the nick Assicle.

[budgetboy]

So far I&#39;ve never seen a budgetboy or anyone using my other name limbocow

Everyone has to like their own name, it doesn&#39;t matter if no-one else likes it

We should get a topic going on the coolest signatures. Here&#39;s one I saw a while ago


Did you ever stop to wonder if your mum gave your dad a blowjob before she kissed you goodnight?

[MediaSlayer]

mine is cool and I thought of it at the last minute right when i was registering
:o

[crazy_billy_bats]

well im still the one and only


and insane too

[TheDave]

the best sig ive read is

beware my superpowers...BOO&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

yeah but mine is the coolest.

no more debate needed.

everyone knows it :lol:

[pyromonkey]

whats so special about your name? its pretty lame

[johonbravo]

My cousin&#39;s is beetleseven, and i have a brazilian friends who is realativereality which i thought pretty cool

min is johonbravo which is a combo of johaan (jonathan is my name)and bravo cuz i like johnny bravo and got nicknamed bravo......but anyways...

I have 4 pages of JUST ME on google doing johonbravo:

http://www.google.ca/search?q=%22johonbrav...F-8&hl=en&meta= (http://www.google.ca/search?q=%22johonbravo%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&meta=)

I am a webmasterr of quite a few websites and on quite a few forums so it shows ...

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by pyromonkey@5 June 2003 - 20:10
whats so special about your name? its pretty lame
yours is woeful, fool.

[maddytherenegade]

i use maddy_renegade in yahoo, msn and aol ...
RENEGADE is what i am.......

[kazaaliteuser007]

I have 2 my stage name NutroniC - now a german company i hear&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry: :blink:

and also Avarfalath ( i know no one uses that) well they didnt&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[the_faceman]

MINE.. is cool they tell me.. For Originality because believe it or not, >I&#39;M< the only one on the entire internet who uses "Absolute Pure Evil"

LOL&#33;

Quickest search ever for "Absolute Pure Evil" brought up

Absolute Pure Evil Internet Radio (http://members.rogers.com/absolutepureevil/)
www.lucifire.com/guestbook/guestbook.html]A (http://66.218.71.225/search/cache?p=%22absolute+pure+evil%22&ei=UTF-8&url=KFGKmbY2uaQJ:[url) guestbook entry that may be your good self[/url]

Mine isn&#39;t original in any way, because my friends gave me this nickname because i&#39;m a lot like the guy from The A-Team tv series.


"Known as Faceman to his team members, Lieutenant Templeton Peck earned his moniker from his penchant for creating disguises and slipping behind enemy lines. Peck is a smooth talker who can wile his way out of just about any jam. Faceman is the supply officer to the A-Team, and he ranks second in command to Hannibal.

Whatever the A-Team needed, Face could get it. If you needed a Plane or a glass of Milk, Face could con it out of anyone. Face also did pretty good with the ladies and drove around in a sweet Corvette."

[TClite]

TClite was something which included my nickname in life, I added lite cause at the time i used k-lite a lot. Ive never seen anyone with TClite as a nick.

TC - initials of my name, and been called that since I can remember, only people who dont are my parents and maybe some other family. I use TC in games, TClite in forums since most have a 3 character minimum

[Error404]

SquidgySpace

[kazaaliteuser007]

Originally posted by Error404@6 July 2003 - 19:48
SquidgySpace
SquidgySpace - How did u come up with that? :huh:

[Storm]

wel i started wit Storm............ but that was so f***in unoriginal that i changed it 2 Bringer of Justice when i was playin a war game.............. 2 bad its 2 long 4 most things............ :(

[RIPPERX21]

check it out I&#39;m the RIPPER and the X stands for Xtreme and the numbers stand for my real age

[Storm]

Originally posted by RIPPERX21@8 July 2003 - 03:54
and the numbers stand for my real age
ur fucked next year <_<

[the_faceman]

check it out I&#39;m the RIPPER and the X stands for Xtreme and the numbers stand for my real age

lol, this reminds me of this web-page i saw yesterday.

check it out.

X-Treme Marketing (http://maddox.xmission.com/xtreme_bullshit.html)

[Styx]

One of my friends is called "kill all chickens"...and another staedler eyeliner... don&#39;t ask.

i don&#39;t really have much to say for mine. i&#39;m just a greek legend freak.

[Celerystalksme]

Well i think my name counts for originallity...i had it for 5 years and have kept it ever since...i have had variatons...of cel, cely, celery and cely babes

[Absolute Pure Evil]

Originally posted by the_faceman@6 July 2003 - 16:56

MINE.. is cool they tell me.. For Originality because believe it or not, >I&#39;M< the only one on the entire internet who uses "Absolute Pure Evil"

LOL&#33;

Quickest search ever for "Absolute Pure Evil" brought up

Absolute Pure Evil Internet Radio (http://members.rogers.com/absolutepureevil/)
www.lucifire.com/guestbook/guestbook.html]A (http://66.218.71.225/search/cache?p=%22absolute+pure+evil%22&ei=UTF-8&url=KFGKmbY2uaQJ:[url) guestbook entry that may be your good self[/url]

Mine isn&#39;t original in any way, because my friends gave me this nickname because i&#39;m a lot like the guy from The A-Team tv series.

Yeah Faceman, that&#39;s me and that&#39;s my internet radio station...


It&#39;s offlikne right now because we&#39;re revamping the site as well as aquiring more bandwidth to serve ME.. er.. THE PUBLIC better...


I came up with APE because in radio station listings just for the name to jump out and appear original, my format is the only one of it&#39;s kind (offline of course right now), as in we play a different genre every day instead of sticking to one particular style of music, it&#39;s just so LIMITTING...

When Absolute Pure Evil: The World&#39;s DEADLIEST Streaming Audio is back up, I&#39;ll be spamming about enough to make a donkey gag...

So I like original sounding nicknames.. F U&#33;

And what i said is true, I am the only one using Absolute Pure Evil just so I&#39;m not copying anyone, and to jsut have a unique nickname... what&#39;s wrong with that? :blink:

"CeleryStalksMe" is funny and imaginative&#33;

and that guest book is for a freak show actress named "Lucifire" you should check her out.. http://www.lucifire.com

[ShareDaddy]

ShareDaddy applies (I am a Daddy who shares) and was a variant of my 6 year old internet name, just had to switch it a bit, my other name has my last name in it. My website name/address was my last name+partyoffive as my wife and I have 3 children. I thought that to be clever as well.

[[B][O][T]]

There&#39;s only one [B][O][T]

BOT

[Afronaut]

Definately NOT me. :lol:

But thats the whole point, i was going for the
"negative" advertizing angle. :P
You know, like the ones that you see on telly and you hate &#39;em so much
that you&#39;ll remember them for a loooong time. :lol:

Nah, it is hard to find a nick which is really "negative" and yet it tells to
the ppl what im about.

Any suggestions? :blink:

:beerchug: :
-GS-

[von_Cannon]

Havent seen many ppl with the name of "von_Cannon" :)

[aishalover]

try this one on for size:

Ethereal Galamir Planeseeker of the Swordian Flare

tis my online nick

[bondjamesbond]

Hey crazy billy bats (aka gringo) just where is here (just general area not specific)
what a killer veiw ...i like

[Icebound]

i&#39;ve never seen mine used, and i&#39;ve used it for years. it doesn&#39;t mean "bound in ice" or anything, it means "bound to become ice" -- like "homeward bound" or something.

u guys might know a dude by the name guitardy from the chat room.
i&#39;m a guitarist as well, and i&#39;ve been trying to convince him to change his name to guitarded. i think guitarded is probably the greatest nic conceivable, if u play guitar of course.

[CyberPhobia]

Originally posted by Acecool@3 June 2003 - 14:18
Acecool

Had this name over 13 years now so...

People started using variants like
megacool
zerocool

and etc

sorry to burst your bubble, that is a good name, but the variant zerocool as i believe from the film hackers, maybe thats the original daddy of the varients?

[ashutosh_cool16]

here r some of my kool nickz

¤°»ÏrRê§ìstìߣe«°¤
Your village just called... they want their idiot back&#33;
Why do the good gurls alwayz go for the badd boys
Roll out the red carpet cuz here comes the prince
i&#39;M nOt SmiLiN At u &#33; i&#39;M TrYiN nOt 2 LauGh

[WolverineDK]

WolverineDK is just the Wolverine from X-men and DK is the country i come from
Denmark
and it is not because of the movie i called my self WolverineDK
it was a thing i thought was cool so all places where i am under an alias it is WolverineDK

[gumbydancin]

Gumbydancin comes from me being the only human who can do the self-named Gumbydance&#33; Many have tried, many have fallen.

[[P][RO][CE][SS][OR]]

i usually use d1m3nt10n, but before i thought of that, i used [P][RO][CE][SS][OR]and it&#39;s been my name for awhile.

[chalkmongoose]

I think mine would qualify as perhaps the strangest.

[i_have_a.d.d.]

well i dont think mines all that great (DUh)

but use(my fave name) HeXeN187, (my fav original name)aY*dee*dee,....well thats all i remember
but i know my second nick is original

[Darkshade]

Originally posted by gumbydancin@12 August 2003 - 19:47
Gumbydancin comes from me being the only human who can do the self-named Gumbydance&#33; Many have tried, many have fallen.
I personally like gumbydancin&#39;s nick. I love that crazy eraser.

[abu_has_the_power]

someone should praise the power of abu, by that i mean both the abu from aladdin and some other abu s i know. (btw, i&#39;m not talking about the taliban or osama&#39;s gang of stickfighters)

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by abu_has_the_power@13 August 2003 - 05:51
someone should praise the power of abu, by that i mean both the abu from aladdin and some other abu s i know. (btw, i&#39;m not talking about the taliban or osama&#39;s gang of stickfighters)
Not to burst your happy, imperialist bubble, but the last I checked, Al Quida was fighting with a set of hijacked jet planes, excellent military assault rifles, and enough CIA sponsored combat experience to whoop your ass five times over.

[abu_has_the_power]

u infidel, or watever they call it. no, it was just a joke. but still, the monkey from aladin was awsome, so yea, take that. :lol:

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by abu_has_the_power@13 August 2003 - 06:25
u infidel, or watever they call it. no, it was just a joke. but still, the monkey from aladin was awsome, so yea, take that. :lol:
Sorry, its late at night and I&#39;m grumpy. And Abu the Monk rocks my socks, btw.

[zolaisugly]

i have never met any one else called zolaisugly.

i took the name from gianfranco zola who plays soccer for chelsea fc.he is a small itailian who is very ugly, but man can he play.

incase anyone wonders i do support the team and he was my favorite player but sad to say he is now back in italy.

[36thDisciple]

36thDisciple

[Capdecoume]

Life_Redeemer , i use this name lots.

[Grimlock]

Personally I think Trillho is one of the best names ever followed closely by thrillhouse.




Bonestorm rocks&#33;&#33;

[Proeliatoranimus]

I think I have the "Coolest Online Nickname" my name Proeliatoranimus is latin for warrior spirit, Sometimes i also go by CyberneticOutlaw too. Top that folks.

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by Proeliatoranimus@14 September 2003 - 18:51
I think I have the "Coolest Online Nickname" my name Proeliatoranimus is latin for warrior spirit, Sometimes i also go by CyberneticOutlaw too. Top that folks.
I cant even pronounce your name :o But that is a cool name

I should have chosen a different nick name i just couldnt think of ne thing so i thought fuckit i will use my first last name together. Its the same on everyforum.

[Wolfmight]

Ya know.. it seems no one online has ever used my Nickname..
I did a google search. It found a few results.. My Posts On Klite and Fast Track forum.. plus that geoshities site i was about to start, but decided to go with some other host instead. Freewebserv or something.. they didnt show up on google like the other forums i signed up for. :lol: :lol: sweet
Look for yourself http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-...G=Google+Search (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=wolfmight&btnG=Google+Search)

[LaVaNaNo]

<-- me

[Permission]

I use Permission and Hammockman i think both are pretty original .. what do you think? B)

[Spider_dude]

mine is shit

but i use it one slsk as well as klite so everyone knows me by it and would be too much hassle to change it now.

[vader]

spider dude is a good name

[DarkReality]

The best online screen name that I can think of was on the Disturbed Message Board.

This dude went by "I Fucked Avril Lavigne" for a while. At one point he changed it to "I Fucked (And Killed) Avril Lavigne."

I&#39;ve had mine for over 10 years... well, not as a screen name, but as a name... but it&#39;s no fun plugging your OWN name.... ;)

[lickmyonionbhajisandcallmesanjay]

This is one of my many names. :D I like it, I think it kicks alot of bum. Anyone wanna lick on my onion bhaji&#39;s? :lol:

[pol]

lickmyonionbhajisandcallmesanjay

:lol: :lol:


Anyone wanna lick on my onion bhaji&#39;s?

http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/no.gif

[Spider_dude]

sanjay




ooops.

[lickmyonionbhajisandcallmesanjay]

They&#39;re very lickable, honest. :lol:

[DarkReality]

Linkage: http://disturbed.infopop.cc/6/ubb.x?a=tpc&...09&m=5666093644 (http://disturbed.infopop.cc/6/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=602604117&f=714604209&m=5666093644)

Click there. The guy who started that post has a cooler nickname than any of us. :D

Deny it.

[CoolMac]

I like CoolMac

[NikkiD]

I like a couple that I&#39;ve seen on IRC (hi Betty and Lipss&#33;&#33;)

MissBoobsMcPerky and SluttyMcWhore

Laughed my ass off when they first started using them.

[Absolute Pure Evil]

Eh.. These are from www.campchaos.com but I&#39;ve seen people use them as nicknames


NippleMan (he keeps your nipples safe)
TeatMutt (his trusty sidekick)
NuttyMcShithead (the villan) (my personal Fav nick)
MagnificentBastard
DiabolicalSupervillan

[RomminusBios]

:huh: It&#39;s like an interactive "Born Loser" comic strip :huh:

[Wrongturn]

i think im the only wrongturn dont know dont realy care <_<

[XtAsY]

... none of the names here are reallly orignal...

[yyiryyib]

u try and find someone online who has my name that isnt me





















































there now u see its not possible, i have a very original name

[Acecool]

Ive had mine over 14 years so mine is original :-)

After say 10 years or more after I had this name, people started making variations, Zerocool, megacool etc...

Ive started so many lawsuits (and won) against people who have stolen my name that its not even funny...

[Wrongturn]

this is silly anyways i like my name its after one of my fav movies

[mondaeo]

iv never seen any like MondAeo but my favourite name i sometimes use is toasted nudist closely followed by triangle tree and raincoat magician :D

[ooshna]

umm i have an original nickname and email the nickname is ooshna and the email address is [email protected] and i have a cool other online name DeathOfTheAges

[ooshna]

oh i used to go by flyingmonkeycrap and xyyzzz

[YoRu]

Never seen a nother YoRu either.... well and its only 4 letters long &#33;

well maybe some japanese are using that name too....

[itprosam]

Mine is unusual. ITPROSAM cuz it stands for "Information Technological Professional SAM" B) :D

[bobfred]

bet none of u ever thought up bobfred, or smeebobfred
mwuhahahahaha&#33; i win&#33;

[peludo]

mine is funny and i like it, it&#39;s the purpose of a nickname, don&#39;t you think??
For english-speakers... "peludo" means "hairy" in spanish
(i&#39;ve got long hair&#33;&#33;&#33; :P )
see you&#33;&#33;

pd. i&#39;ve never heard of other peludo (or hairy) ever... if there&#39;s any peludo in here please contact me so i can kil... ejm, so we can talk&#33;&#33; :lol:

[nincompoop]

well...just for whipping a dead horse....


3 of my nicks are: *son.of.an.onion* and *clotheared-nincompoop*
and *pezdispenser-frenzy*

haven´t met anyone using the same :P

[Night Ass]

My Nick name is Night Assassin shortend to Night Ass Shortend to NightAss Shortend to NA :blink:

[Shayne]

I am &#39;The Pain&#39; basically cos it rhymes with my name.

:P Shayne The Pain :P

[anwinch]

I have the sweetest name SUGAR LIPS LOL :P

[colt45joe]

do i have a cool name? :unsure:

[_FuNgA_]

I do believe that funga is da coolest name

[Cheese]

Well I thought I had a pretty cool name until I Googled it and it came back with this website.... <_<

http://www.withcheese.com/

PLEASE NOTE: I am in no way affiliated with this site, I hate Star Trek with a passion that goes beyond mere hatred :angry: , it&#39;s just some other guy with the same name as me...

[kalashnikov]

i dont know maybe my nick is cool... but a few months back when i was playing online i thought of naming myself an act of god so when i killed some1 it would say you were killed by an act of god :D


btw do u pl think my nick is cool?

[bujub22]

i dont kknow about cool ?but i have rare bujub22and bujuciscoma i know no 1 got those i made them up <_< besides for the buju part :D