How Dodgy Are You?

[Infested Cats]

http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html

For Me:
Years in prison: 26
Potential fine: £2000 (About $3,255.42)

[TheDave]

5 years in prison and a £2000 fine

[chalice]

Years in prison- 26.5
Potential fine $2000
With a possibility of the death sentence.
Sheesh. It's a good thing I'm Tony Blair.

[Illuminati]

I'm a scouser - Need I say more? :D

But still, in the interest of this quiz...

Years in prison: 65
Potential fine: £2000

Woo-hoo! I hold the potential record :D

[clocker]

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

If I can get a broadband connection in there life will be perfect!

[crazy_billy_bats]

Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £7000

but i dont masturbate :lol: :lol:

[ck-uk]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@2 June 2003 - 14:09
Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £7000

but i dont masturbate  :lol:  :lol:
Bill... u may hav to update ur score in july
"hav u ever smuggled drugs abroad" :P

Besides u need to,goin by your score,if u ever went to prison u'll
end u someones..Bitch. :lol: Clockers most prob

mine 50.5 yrs -7000 fine

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by CosmoK+2 June 2003 - 13:21--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CosmoK @ 2 June 2003 - 13:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--crazy_billy_bats@2 June 2003 - 14:09
Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £7000

but i dont masturbate&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
Bill... u may hav to update ur score in july
"hav u ever smuggled drugs abroad" :P

Besides u need to,goin by your score,if u ever went to prison u&#39;ll
end u someones..Bitch. :lol:

mine 50.5 yrs -7000 fine [/b][/quote]
for all u know....maybe i already am someones bitch....

but we&#39;ll not go into that, he doesnt like when i talk about it. :lol: :lol:

[j2k4]

Originally posted by clocker@2 June 2003 - 08:03
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you&#39;re heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you&#39;re not already inside. You don&#39;t have to be perfect, but if no one says you&#39;re a bad person, they&#39;re wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty&#33;

If I can get a broadband connection in there life will be perfect&#33;
I feel a bit of a piker next to you, Clocker, but maybe not, given you&#39;ve got a few years on me.

I achieved Scoundrel/66/7000/death penalty.

Oh, Lord- :(

[clocker]

I think it was the "Have you ever shot an arrow at someone&#39;s head?" question that sealed my fate...

[Battousai 1983]

Years in prison: 130.5 Potential fine: £9000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty&#33;

*as soon as I get to Ney York Imma shoot a Scottish guy with a bow and Arrow.

[marine_aart]

Risky
I know &#39;everyone&#39;s doing it&#39;, but that doesn&#39;t mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you&#39;ll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 94.5 Potential fine: £5000

:lol: :lol:

[clocker]

Originally posted by Battousai 1983@2 June 2003 - 08:11


*as soon as I get to Ney York Imma shoot a Scottish guy with a bow and Arrow.
Make sure your first arrow counts cause in New York your Scottish target will be packing a Glock. ;)

[TheDave]

im the least dodgy person here wahay

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by TheDave@2 June 2003 - 14:26
im the least dodgy person here wahay
With a picture of what looks like a half-spasticated cocker-spanial dog as your avatar, why should i believe that ?&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:

[clocker]

Originally posted by TheDave@2 June 2003 - 08:26
im the least dodgy person here wahay
Good on ya.

Now Bend over, fish&#33;

[Razz]

Years in prison: 39.5 Potential fine: £2000


oh man i dont wanna go to jail
they will never take me alive i tell u muahahaha

[nahan]

What is this a new one ? ,I took it about a week ago.
I didnt do to well,wouldnt want to do it again it may get worse.

HA ahah ha ha ahhhh.

[tite-wad]

http://www.w3.org/Icons/blank.gif

[Guillaume]

20 years
2000 £ fine
and possible death penalty



I&#39;ll just have to be careful not to drop the soap&#33; :lol:

[TheDave]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+2 June 2003 - 14:29--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 2 June 2003 - 14:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--TheDave@2 June 2003 - 14:26
im the least dodgy person here wahay
With a picture of what looks like a half-spasticated cocker-spanial dog as your avatar, why should i believe that ?&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
hey dont talk about him like that :angry: hes a learcher :P

hes not spasticated hes trying to bite the camera, haha hes a funny prick :lol: :lol:

[nahan]

Ahh good still the same I guess it hasnt changed at all.

131 years 7000 and possible death.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by nahan@2 June 2003 - 14:39
and possible death.
with all that uranium floating about i would have thought that one was already on your list

[ck-uk]

I&#39;ll just have to be careful not to drop the soap&#33;

Gurahl dont worry..i&#39;m sure one of theses hardcore crims will b there to catch it for u. :P

[Woxhol]

Years in prison: 40.5

Potential fine: £5000

But, if nobody knows about it, it&#39;s not illegal, right ?

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by CosmoK@2 June 2003 - 15:53

I&#39;ll just have to be careful not to drop the soap&#33;

Gurahl dont worry..i&#39;m sure one of theses hardcore crims will b there to catch it for u. :P
Nah... I&#39;ve found the perfect solution: armoured underwear&#33; :lol:

[TheDave]

Originally posted by Gurahl+2 June 2003 - 15:20--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gurahl @ 2 June 2003 - 15:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--CosmoK@2 June 2003 - 15:53

I&#39;ll just have to be careful not to drop the soap&#33;

Gurahl dont worry..i&#39;m sure one of theses hardcore crims will b there to catch it for u. :P
Nah... I&#39;ve found the perfect solution: armoured underwear&#33; :lol: [/b][/quote]
thats no protection against nahan though hes got AP bullets

[nahan]

For a klingon it is an honor to die in the shower w/ a bar of soap shoved
up thier ass.

Gurahl son of mock, told me this.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by nahan@2 June 2003 - 16:01
For a klingon it is an honor to die in the shower w/ a bar of soap shoved
up thier ass.

Gurahl son of mock, told me this.
i heard it was even more of an honour if a cling-ons john thomas is instered in the rectum at time of death

[nahan]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+2 June 2003 - 17:10--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 2 June 2003 - 17:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--nahan@2 June 2003 - 16:01
For a klingon it is an honor to die in the shower w/ a bar of soap shoved
up thier ass.

Gurahl son of mock, told me this.
i heard it was even more of an honour if a cling-ons john thomas is instered in the rectum at time of death [/b][/quote]
HAhaha ahhhhh ,Yeah I wonder who his new daddy will be in prison.

Gurahl son of Buba

[j2k4]

Originally posted by clocker+2 June 2003 - 09:29--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 2 June 2003 - 09:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--TheDave@2 June 2003 - 08:26
im the least dodgy person here wahay
Good on ya.

Now Bend over, fish&#33;[/b][/quote]
and allow Clocker to insert his arrow into your quiver :lol: :lol:

[summerlinda]

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 87 Potential fine: £7000


Oh My, and i didnt do anything wrong :blink:

Some really stupid laws exist .......

[thegroggman]

Im Dubious...

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0

Thats what I get for puttings some damn stamps upside down...[shakes head]

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by thegroggman@2 June 2003 - 17:38
Im Dubious...

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0

u expect me to believe that, punk ???&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

[thegroggman]

LOL...I dint say I answered the questions honestly...

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by nahan+2 June 2003 - 17:17--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (nahan @ 2 June 2003 - 17:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -crazy_billy_bats@2 June 2003 - 17:10
<!--QuoteBegin--nahan@2 June 2003 - 16:01
For a klingon it is an honor to die in the shower w/ a bar of soap shoved
up thier ass.

Gurahl son of mock, told me this.
i heard it was even more of an honour if a cling-ons john thomas is instered in the rectum at time of death
HAhaha ahhhhh ,Yeah I wonder who his new daddy will be in prison.

Gurahl son of Buba [/b][/quote]
Leave my ass alone, will you? I&#39;m not in jail yet&#33; :lol:

[Tyke]

Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £7000

Oh well, bye all. Off to hand myself in now, I&#39;ll be 64 when I return :blink:

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Gurahl+2 June 2003 - 18:44--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gurahl @ 2 June 2003 - 18:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -nahan@2 June 2003 - 17:17

Originally posted by -crazy_billy_bats@2 June 2003 - 17:10
<!--QuoteBegin--nahan@2 June 2003 - 16:01
For a klingon it is an honor to die in the shower w/ a bar of soap shoved
up thier ass.

Gurahl son of mock, told me this.
i heard it was even more of an honour if a cling-ons john thomas is instered in the rectum at time of death
HAhaha ahhhhh ,Yeah I wonder who his new daddy will be in prison.

Gurahl son of Buba
Leave my ass alone, will you? I&#39;m not in jail yet&#33; :lol: [/b][/quote]
hey im still the least dodgy.....


and no offense to kling-ons.....but im sure they do recieve "anal treatment" now and then....but not u of course gurahl

[Guillaume]

How would I know, I&#39;m only interrested in females&#33; I do not want, repeat do not want, anything inserted in my ass&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Gurahl@2 June 2003 - 18:52
How would I know, I&#39;m only interrested in females&#33; I do not want, repeat do not want, anything inserted in my ass&#33;
not even by a girl?


apparentley bagels are supposed to ok if your willing to attempt it...


wouldnt go there tho

[Buffalo]

5.5 Years in Prison, Potential Fine £0
Will try not to drop the soap :lol:
Barry :D

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@2 June 2003 - 18:57
5.5 Years in Prison, Potential Fine £0
Will try not to drop the soap :lol:
i wouldnt , handsome feller like urself....

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@2 June 2003 - 19:57
5.5 Years in Prison, Potential Fine £0
Will try not to drop the soap :lol:
Let&#39;s talk about their asses for change&#33; :P

[clocker]

I&#39;m guessing that some Klingons never get anything stuck anywhere at anytime&#33; :P
http://www.starbase21ok.com/KL10.gif

[Buffalo]

THat&#39;s a scary test&#33;

Afraid I seem to be a naughty boy ;)

Years in prison: 41 Potential fine: £7000 :blink:

Do they let you use Lufer&#39;s in the clink :lol:

Jonno B)

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by clocker@2 June 2003 - 20:04
I&#39;m guessing that some Klingons never get anything stuck anywhere at anytime&#33; :P
http://www.starbase21ok.com/KL10.gif
One of the many Klingon mottos is " death before dishonour "... I suppose these have been dead for a long time&#33; :lol:
I never went that far in ridicule &#33; Now is the best time to remind you all that the little picture above my name is an avatar, not an actual portrait or photograph&#33;

[clocker]

Originally posted by Gurahl@2 June 2003 - 13:14
Now is the best time to remind you all that the little picture above my name is an avatar, not an actual portrait or photograph&#33;
What&#33;

I thought for sure you were a real Klingon... :blink:

[Guillaume]

No, I&#39;m a complete fraud&#33; Hope you&#39;re not too disappointed. :P

[clocker]

Originally posted by Gurahl@2 June 2003 - 13:34
No, I&#39;m a complete fraud&#33; Hope you&#39;re not too disappointed. :P
Disappointed&#33; Disappointed?

I&#39;m f*cking crushed&#33;

In the space of an hour I discover that Gurahl is not a real Klingon...

Tikibonbon is not a delightful bit of jailbait, but instead is a man&#33;

They insist on speaking Russian in Russia&#33;


%#@&*xx#&#33;&#33;&#33;

Now if you tell me that JPaul is really Mr. Rogers, I won&#39;t be held responsible...

[Z]

19 years and 2000 pounds (i dont have a pound key&#33;) :lol:

but i dont live in britain with your crazy laws&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:

i&#39;ll have sex in public whenever i feel like it. (and getting aroused in public is not even close&#33;) :lol:

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Z@2 June 2003 - 20:33


i&#39;ll have sex in public whenever i feel like it. (and getting aroused in public is not even close&#33;)&nbsp; :lol:
And if your partner doesn&#39;t consent, you&#39;ll do it yourself, hey, Z? :lol:


Where you been, Z? You&#39;re missin&#39; all the fun in here.

[Tikibonbon]

Ok now, WHO the hell said i&#39;m not a delightful bit&#33;?&#33;

BTW 0 years, 0 fine, but possiblity of death sentence? WTF? since when can they kill you for what you may or maynot have done&#33;?&#33; must be America&#33;

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

BTW again, the chick in the avatar isn&#39;t jailbait, she&#39;s 24, yea that&#39;s the ticket, yea

[clocker]

At my age Tiki, 24 is jailbait.
Or, more likely, ICU bait.