The 'how Come?' Topic

[hypoluxa3k]

feel free to post thoughts like "how come you never see baby pigeons?" and stuff.

i've always wondered:
how come you never see goths at a football matches? :huh:

[Skweeky]

how come everyone sees colours differently?

[crazy_billy_bats]

how come there is so much violence in the world?

[TheDave]

how come goths be goths?

[Hazzy Hazz]

how come people like porn?

[olibomb]

Because they can't get sex :P

Why do greebos wear weird clothes?

[Buffalo]

how come when i buy something new the next day it goes on special offer at half price.
Barry :D

[TheDave]

how come when i buy something i see it cheaper on the way home

[crazy_billy_bats]

how come priests dont fuck?

[vivitron 15]

how come places that mend shoes always cut keys?

[chalice]

How come you don't see white dog turds anymore?

[well_butter_my_arse]

how come i always pull mingers when im smashed

[crazy_billy_bats]

how come so many people watch Friends?

[hypoluxa3k]

Originally posted by chalice@2 June 2003 - 15:49
How come you don't see white dog turds anymore?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
i kicked a white dog turd once, thinking it was a rock!

how come when i'm out and about, i always see people from school that i hated.
how come i don't see the people i got on with?
:(

[ck-uk]

Originally posted by chalice@2 June 2003 - 16:49
How come you don't see white dog turds anymore?
i've never seen white dog turds. :P

How come..come's come?

[TRshady]

how come cats only talk when they no no-ones around?

[Skweeky]

how come Bender always stays in the bathtub for hours and hours in a row?

[nahan]

Originally posted by Skweeky@2 June 2003 - 17:11
how come Bender always stays in the bathtub for hours and hours in a row?
Because once he lights all the candles he wants to enjoy himself while he pulls it.

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by Skweeky@2 June 2003 - 16:11
how come Bender always stays in the bathtub for hours and hours in a row?
It's the old wrinkerly fingers routine, You can't get out until :D
Barry

[Skweeky]

no....that can't be it...he just sits there and reads and smokes...nothing else....

[Skweeky]

how come my nose starts to itch when I eat fries?

[nahan]

If thats what makes you feel better,you just dont want to believe the
truth .

Or else you wouldnt have asked
"How come Bender always stays in the bathtub for hours and hours in a row? "

[tite-wad]

http://www.w3.org/Icons/blank.gif

[Skweeky]

Newsflash: after being in the bath for 4 hours and 17 minutes, Bender finally decide to come out!

[Buffalo]

how come my cats breath smells of cat food!!! :D
Barry

[Celerystalksme]

How come most religious people are hypocrites?

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by Skweeky@2 June 2003 - 16:22
Newsflash: after being in the bath for 4 hours and 17 minutes, Bender finally decide to come out!
Bender is a man who knows how to chill out, Hot Tub, Chilled wine & a truffle, What more can a man ask for. :D
Barry

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US+2 June 2003 - 17:26--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CELEBS_ARE_US @ 2 June 2003 - 17:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Skweeky@2 June 2003 - 16:22
Newsflash: after being in the bath for 4 hours and 17 minutes, Bender finally decide to come out&#33;
Bender is a man who knows how to chill out, Hot Tub, Chilled wine & a truffle, What more can a man ask for. :D
Barry [/b][/quote]
lol, he eats in there too, indeed

[well_butter_my_arse]

sarah michelle gellar saying she wants to do you every which way

[Bender]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US+2 June 2003 - 18:26--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CELEBS_ARE_US @ 2 June 2003 - 18:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Skweeky@2 June 2003 - 16:22
Newsflash: after being in the bath for 4 hours and 17 minutes, Bender finally decide to come out&#33;
Bender is a man who knows how to chill out, Hot Tub, Chilled wine & a truffle, What more can a man ask for. :D
Barry [/b][/quote]
... and a soft bj from a young girl (not provided this time). :P

[Lilmiss]

how come 2 socks go in the washing machine, and only 1 comes out? :(

do they go to sock heaven, or are the pixies at it again? :ph34r:

[jetje]

Originally posted by tite-wad+2 June 2003 - 18:20--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 2 June 2003 - 18:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--crazy_billy_bats@2 June 2003 - 15:47
how come priests dont fuck? :o Ask the altar boy.


How come people from Poland are called Poles,
but people from Holland aren&#39;t called Holes? :huh: [/b][/quote]
Cause Holland is no country... just a state

It&#39;s the Netherlands that&#39;s why they call people Dutch :lol:

How come the other lane is always driving and i&#39;m still stuck in traffic jam?

[summerlinda]

How come the other lane is always driving and i&#39;m still stuck in traffic jam?

Murphy&#39;s Law? :P

How come i always run out of shag/tobacco after the shops/bars/gasstations are closed? :huh:

[ShareDaddy]

How come people always insist on asking how come?

How come skweeky complains about a clean boyfriend whilst most people would complain about the opposite?

How come cows milk is white while all they eat is green?

How come no matter on how much money i have today, it will be gone tomorrow?

How come hot dogs come in packages of 8 whilst buns come in packages of 10?

How come no one can eat just one potato chip?

How come women look so darn sexy wearing a mans shirt (only of course)?

How come the little curve behind the knee on a woman is so sexy?

How come the 2 little dimples above a woman&#39;s behind are so sexy?

How come I cannot go 2 second without thinking about women?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[DarthInsinuate]

how come this topic reminds me of the stupid question topic

[TheDave]

how come klingons wear pasties on there heads

[Buffalo]

How come you never see a moth durin the day??

All that light&#33;&#33; :blink:

Then you go to bed, switch on a shitty little lamp and BOSH, a stonking great moth&#33;&#33;&#33; :D

Jonno B)

[TheDave]

howcome celebs_are_us watches the same tv as me

[Buffalo]

:lol: Good Trial ain&#39;t it&#33; :lol: :lol:

Just thought that was soooooo true&#33; :lol:

Jonno B)

[ging]

How come everyone likes sex?

[TheDave]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@3 June 2003 - 00:12
:lol: Good Trial ain&#39;t it&#33; :lol: :lol:

Just thought that was soooooo true&#33; :lol:

Jonno B)
yup, sure is




howcome even if they dont have to, people go find fresh air so they can spark up

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by ging@3 June 2003 - 01:12
How come everyone likes sex?
actually, there are people that DO NOT like sex....they&#39;re called frigid (sp?) :P

[ging]

Originally posted by Skweeky+3 June 2003 - 02:27--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 3 June 2003 - 02:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--ging@3 June 2003 - 01:12
How come everyone likes sex?
actually, there are people that DO NOT like sex....they&#39;re called frigid (sp?) :P [/b][/quote]
they are not people

[Buffalo]

How come i am still up, It&#39;s 3:38am, and i have got lots on later today, wow time flys when your having fun.
Baz :D (Barry) :D

[dudevenezuela]

How come they haven&#39;t found osama bin laden¿

[hobbes]

Originally posted by hypoluxa3k+2 June 2003 - 16:55--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hypoluxa3k @ 2 June 2003 - 16:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--chalice@2 June 2003 - 15:49
How come you don&#39;t see white dog turds anymore?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
i kicked a white dog turd once, thinking it was a rock&#33;

how come when i&#39;m out and about, i always see people from school that i hated.
how come i don&#39;t see the people i got on with?
:( [/b][/quote]
Probably a "statistics" thing.

If everyone hates you, well....... you do the math.

[Infested Cats]

Why is it that whenever I say "Operation Infinite Justice" I always picture scenes from Digimon?

[Z]

how come im not doing my homework?

and how come i dont have an avatar?

[charity]

Originally posted by well_butter_my_arse@2 June 2003 - 15:53
how come i always pull mingers when im smashed
well...opposites attract dont they? lol :lol:

[WeeMouse]

How come Charity can fall off of pavements, stairs and chairs nearly everyday? :lol:

[TheDave]

howcome every year gallons of baked beans are wasted to raise money for starving kids

[crazy_billy_bats]

how come i get paid to sit on the k-lite forums for most of the day?

[charity]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@3 June 2003 - 12:12
how come i get paid to sit on the k-lite forums for most of the day?
because you chose a very good...not to mention easy career

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by charity+3 June 2003 - 12:16--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (charity @ 3 June 2003 - 12:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--crazy_billy_bats@3 June 2003 - 12:12
how come i get paid to sit on the k-lite forums for most of the day?
because you chose a very good...not to mention easy career [/b][/quote]
well, it came more out of needing it, not choice.

and its not my career&#33;&#33;&#33; i leave this shit in 4 weeks&#33;

im going to live in spain incidently, ive let other peeps know before, so i suppose thats mainly the reason im on here, i dont care for the job too much :lol:

[Alucard1475]

How come that I have to scratch my balls when I sit in the lecture theatre? :P

[crazy_billy_bats]

how come some bastards are just plain rude?

[hypoluxa3k]

how come people aren&#39;t living on the moon yet?
i think we all know the answer to that... <_<

[TheDave]

Originally posted by hypoluxa3k@3 June 2003 - 17:01
how come people aren&#39;t living on the moon yet?
i think we all know the answer to that... <_<
and they dissed me for that <_<

[crazy_billy_bats]

how come there&#39;s peanuts in your shit sometimes....



and you havnt eaten peanuts.

[silverccrow]

how come there is always bad news when u feel happy????????????? :o

[slammy_dunken]

lol. I have a whole book on these How Come questions.

[nicholas2]

does it have "why did i get raped by my dad" in it?
You could use that one for sure

[nahan]

How come indians allways bring bows and arrows to a gun fight ?

[nicholas2]

because they ran out of beaver pelts and couldn&#39;t afford one (a gun)

cheers

[slammy_dunken]

Originally posted by nicholas@3 June 2003 - 22:40
does it have "why did i get raped by my dad" in it?
You could use that one for sure
Not this shit again...

And why would you ask that? Do you need the answer to that question for some &#39;undisclosed&#39; reason?

How come it&#39;s a compliment to call someone &#39;smart&#39; but an insult to call them &#39;stupid&#39;?

[nicholas2]

Originally posted by slammy_dunken@4 June 2003 - 05:02

And why would you ask that? Do you need the answer to that question for some &#39;undisclosed&#39; reason?


Ah, so the recycling of insults continues i see

come on alex, just say "no that&#39;s you&#33;"

How come slammy dunken wants to get his ribs taken out?

[Z]

how come im so fuckin tired?

[kylman5000]

how come i know 1/2 of these answeres?

how come i&#39;m only 16 and am smarter than everyone else?

how come people who are older get offended?

how come i am not the first person to live forever?

[Z]

how come i&#39;m only 16 and am smarter than everyone else?

actually im 16 and im much smarter than you. :P

[kylman5000]

Originally posted by Z@4 June 2003 - 07:13

how come i&#39;m only 16 and am smarter than everyone else?

actually im 16 and im much smarter than you. :P
Lets just see.... I posted 4 good "how come" questions in the "how come?" topic. and it seems like you didnt understand it. hmmm? Who is smarter agian?