I dreamt I met JP

[Skweeky]

:fear:



And he was charming



:fear:



What if I subconsciously fancy him? :cry:

[JPaul]

That reminds me of the old joke.

I dreamt about you last night.
Did you?
No, you wouldn't let me.

[Skweeky]

In my dream, you looked a bit like Patrick Duffy


Scary, or what?

[JPaul]

I think you'll find it's Patrick Duffy you fancy.

Much as it pains me to say so.

[thewizeard]

That reminds me of the old joke.

I dreamt about you last night.
Did you?
No, you wouldn't let me.

:lol::lol:

[Skweeky]

I said ' a bit'

I always thought Patrick Duffy looked like a younger version of Columbo

[thewizeard]

..from dirty dancing fame? Oh no thats Patrick Swayze !

[brotherdoobie]

..from dirty dancing fame? Oh no thats Patrick Swayze !

No, he was the star of the tv series-The Man From Atlantis. :snooty:


Peace bd

[Skweeky]

And from 'Step By Step'

[Jagarga]

and saved by the bell.

[Jagarga]

no wait that's manker who looks like screech from saved by the bell.

[Skweeky]

Did Screech not go bankrupt a couple of year back?

[thewizeard]

Did Screech not go bankrupt a couple of year back?

If he looks like manker...probably ;)

[clocker]

No, he was the star of the tv series-The Man From Atlantis. :snooty:



So JP looks like a porpoise?

I knew it, I really did.

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http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/940/0dreampt2.jpg

[j2k4]

:fear:



And he was charming



:fear:



What if I subconsciously fancy him? :cry:

That would be normal.

All us older blokes have the goods, you know.

Even just a quick dose of our gentlemanly charm is enough to leave a young lady like yourself positively fraught with horn. :cool:

[Barbarossa]

I often dream about meeting JP. He is always charming. :snooty:

[j2k4]

I often dream about meeting JP. He is always charming. :snooty:

Whenever I dream of JP, he's practicing being charming in front of a mirror. :dabs:

[Gripper]

When I dreamt of JP I picture him as a young Leslie Philips with a Scottish accent.

[Jagarga]

i imagine him to be an older gentleman who would be agood laugh to have a pint with, either that or an annoying twat who needs to get laid.

[Skweeky]

I often dream about meeting JP. He is always charming. :snooty:

Whenever I dream of JP, he's practicing being charming in front of a mirror. :dabs:


:lol:

[manker]

I have never dreamed of JP but here is some information to influence your dreams of him:

I spoke to JP on the phone, he said that something that I suggested was an 'ideal idea' - that made me laugh in an at not with way. He seemed like a alright bloke and he wanted to chat longer but I had other things to be getting on with.

He then posted on the forum that I sound like a wee English lassie :dabs:



JP = endearing earl bloke but a harsh hounder of decent interweb chaps.

[Skweeky]

People who use alliteration as a form of humour should be shot

Fact

[clocker]

Are you accusing JP of being alliterate?

Quite a feat for a porpoise.

[thewizeard]

People who use alliteration as a form of humour should be shot

Fact

http://www.mensap2p.com//Rafi/FreeLans/Monty%20Python%20-%20Church%20Bells.mp3

Then this Monty Python clip should make you laugh Skweeky :) Perhaps a guided missile would be more appropriate :rolleyes:

[brotherdoobie]

People who use alliteration as a form of humour should be shot

Fact

Wrong.

Peace bd

[JPaul]

I have never dreamed of JP but here is some information to influence your dreams of him:

I spoke to JP on the phone, he said that something that I suggested was an 'ideal idea' - that made me laugh in an at not with way. He seemed like a alright bloke and he wanted to chat longer but I had other things to be getting on with.

He then posted on the forum that I sound like a wee English lassie :dabs:



JP = endearing earl bloke but a harsh hounder of decent interweb chaps.


I was in bed, reading. The lad wouldn't sleep and was creating merry hell around me but he seemed happy enough so I left him to it.

The phone rang - now normally I don't answer it to numbers I don't know but I did and was greeted by a someone 'looking for manker' who initially sounded Pakistani but then I later realised it was Scotch.

I thought it must be Spider_dude because he is the only Scot who rings me so conducted the conversation as if it was him. After much confusion and me telling 'Liam' to stfu and this 'Jim' telling me that his name wasn't 'Ian', I realised it was JP. I'd never spoken to him before, so it was quite a novelty.

I don't have total recall of the conversation but I do remember JP telling me that my plan to phone at 9:30 the next morning to say whether I needed an extra ticket to Keano's testimonial (the reason for the phonecall) was an "Ideal idea" - which I thought highly amusing in an 'at not with' kinda way.

Anyhow. By now the boy was playing up a bit and obviously wanted me to stop talking on the phone - so I said this to JP:

Me: Sorry, I need to see to my Son. Sorry I can't stop on and chat.
JP: What?
Me: Sorry I can't stay and chat but the lad ... .
JP <interrupting>: I heard what you said; the chances of me actually phoning up someone from the interweb is nigh on fucking zero so if you think for a second that I'm wanting to stay and chat then you're mistaken.

<slight pause>

JP: In fact, after this conversation, I hope I never have to speak to you ever again. Sorry if that sounds OVERLY harsh.

Me <laughing>: Well, okay that's fair enough, I'll have to phone tomorrow tho'.
JP: Sure. Bye now.

Click.

I'm paraphrasing, obviously, and maybe it wasn't as harsh as all that - more jovial - but I was like

Think it thro' man,

[4play]

Did Screech not go bankrupt a couple of year back?

he probably did and turned to porn (http://www.screeched.net/)(nsfw)

[manker]

I was in bed, reading. The lad wouldn't sleep and was creating merry hell around me but he seemed happy enough so I left him to it.

The phone rang - now normally I don't answer it to numbers I don't know but I did and was greeted by a someone 'looking for manker' who initially sounded Pakistani but then I later realised it was Scotch.

I thought it must be Spider_dude because he is the only Scot who rings me so conducted the conversation as if it was him. After much confusion and me telling 'Liam' to stfu and this 'Jim' telling me that his name wasn't 'Ian', I realised it was JP. I'd never spoken to him before, so it was quite a novelty.

I don't have total recall of the conversation but I do remember JP telling me that my plan to phone at 9:30 the next morning to say whether I needed an extra ticket to Keano's testimonial (the reason for the phonecall) was an "Ideal idea" - which I thought highly amusing in an 'at not with' kinda way.

Anyhow. By now the boy was playing up a bit and obviously wanted me to stop talking on the phone - so I said this to JP:

Me: Sorry, I need to see to my Son. Sorry I can't stop on and chat.
JP: What?
Me: Sorry I can't stay and chat but the lad ... .
JP <interrupting>: I heard what you said; the chances of me actually phoning up someone from the interweb is nigh on fucking zero so if you think for a second that I'm wanting to stay and chat then you're mistaken.

<slight pause>

JP: In fact, after this conversation, I hope I never have to speak to you ever again. Sorry if that sounds OVERLY harsh.

Me <laughing>: Well, okay that's fair enough, I'll have to phone tomorrow tho'.
JP: Sure. Bye now.

Click.

I'm paraphrasing, obviously, and maybe it wasn't as harsh as all that - more jovial - but I was like

Think it thro' man,
Yea, you put a brave face on it at the time but I know you cried real tears when I said I couldn't chat for longer :snooty:

[JPaul]

Fair point, it's obvious to any of my viewers that I'm one of natures "chattters".

[manker]

Fair point, it's obvious to any of my viewers that I'm one of natures "chattters".
Indeed.

It's probably the fortyleven accounts and brazillion posts that gave it away.

[Barbarossa]

JP <interrupting>: I heard what you said; the chances of me actually phoning up someone from the interweb is nigh on fucking zero so if you think for a second that I'm wanting to stay and chat then you're mistaken.

In my dreams that comes across as more charming than it looks like written down. :ermm:

[JPaul]

JP <interrupting>: I heard what you said; the chances of me actually phoning up someone from the interweb is nigh on fucking zero so if you think for a second that I'm wanting to stay and chat then you're mistaken.

In my dreams that comes across as more charming than it looks like written down. :ermm:

It was charming to a fault, mate.

[thewizeard]

I was in bed, reading. The lad wouldn't sleep and was creating merry hell around me but he seemed happy enough so I left him to it.

The phone rang - now normally I don't answer it to numbers I don't know but I did and was greeted by a someone 'looking for manker' who initially sounded Pakistani but then I later realised it was Scotch.

I thought it must be Spider_dude because he is the only Scot who rings me so conducted the conversation as if it was him. After much confusion and me telling 'Liam' to stfu and this 'Jim' telling me that his name wasn't 'Ian', I realised it was JP. I'd never spoken to him before, so it was quite a novelty.

I don't have total recall of the conversation but I do remember JP telling me that my plan to phone at 9:30 the next morning to say whether I needed an extra ticket to Keano's testimonial (the reason for the phonecall) was an "Ideal idea" - which I thought highly amusing in an 'at not with' kinda way.

Anyhow. By now the boy was playing up a bit and obviously wanted me to stop talking on the phone - so I said this to JP:

Me: Sorry, I need to see to my Son. Sorry I can't stop on and chat.
JP: What?
Me: Sorry I can't stay and chat but the lad ... .
JP <interrupting>: I heard what you said; the chances of me actually phoning up someone from the interweb is nigh on fucking zero so if you think for a second that I'm wanting to stay and chat then you're mistaken.

<slight pause>

JP: In fact, after this conversation, I hope I never have to speak to you ever again. Sorry if that sounds OVERLY harsh.

Me <laughing>: Well, okay that's fair enough, I'll have to phone tomorrow tho'.
JP: Sure. Bye now.

Click.

I'm paraphrasing, obviously, and maybe it wasn't as harsh as all that - more jovial - but I was like

Think it thro' man,

Due to financial reasons ( I can't afford the laundry bill that I incurr from constantly ROTFL and pissing myself ) I shall either have to put JPaul and manker on ignore, or face finacial ruin.. :lol: :lol: