Free Oink Invite

[Cozmic_serpent]

Im giving a free Oink invite to whoever can come up with the best Limerick to do with torrents,trackers, FST members etc etc

results will be decided in 48 hours.

Good Luck

[himo]

i need invite but i don't understand what u mean ?

[idan2901]

i really need invite but what are you nean??????
:)

[the13crook]

i need an invite plz mate
ratio proof
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/6687/untitledql8.jpg
http://www.00op.com/up/data/2709/2774/storm_67285919_1666708301.jpg
nice giveaway
thanx dude

[Tokeman]

people come to trade here
instead of drinking some beer
they post all day long, in search of that song,
one invite from Oink and they cheer.

[nihility]

^ thats good lol

[Cozmic_serpent]

thats an excellent start trad3r

[SHUVT]

I am on the hunt
Smoked the last of my blunt
Give me your invite to Oink
And quit being a c*nt

(Change * with U) :lol:

[kabir]

I am on the hunt
Smoked the last of my blunt
Give me your invite to Oink
And quit being a c*nt

(Change * with U) :lol:

:lol::lol:

[StarBoy69]

I am on the hunt
Smoked the last of my blunt
Give me your invite to Oink
And quit being a c*nt

(Change * with U) :lol:

ROFLMFAO!!!:lol:

[SHUVT]

Vs 2

Just give it to me
Can't believe your givin it for free
Screw all you scammer and cheaters
I am going to win, and that is just how it will be!
Everyone can beg and plea
But we all know I am the badestmoefoe on FST

Damn that sucks nobody wanted to play...

[Cozmic_serpent]

There was a young boy called Macker
Who spent all day on a tracker.
He was on there so long.
Smoking his bong.
And now hes turned into a Slacker

[maverick_andy]

mate careful yourself before giving Oink invite:)
BTW generous give away

[Cozmic_serpent]

Will do...thanks

[tony1328]

people tell me that oink is the best
i have looked everywhere from here
to the end of the pear , but lady and gentlement
please give it a rest i have won my oink
because this limerick is the best

[Old-Horse]

There was a young boy called Macker
Who spent all day on a tracker.
He was on there so long.
Smoking his bong.
And now hes turned into a Slacker


:lol::lol:
too bad im late i know
nice giveaway .. am alwyes lately
but if u still have a one ..... would like to have oi*k :happy:

[silhouette]

Comparing Oink with the rest is like
comparing
limericks
with
song
lyrics

[kirktrix]

Looking for a music..in just one click...
U need an oink tracker to download Uncle kracker
but its hard to seed...so better smoke some weed.
I have a good ratio....so give me some fellatio...

Peace out :D

btw: i already have an oink account. i just want to try my limericks ...
Good luck all.....:)

[Gnash]

hows this:
There once was a trader from spain
who had an fst account in his name
he tried to get invites galore
but his trades were all but a bore
he thought public trackers were the buzz
but got raided and busted by the fuzz

[DrAgOn]

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

I need Oink soooooo much

[Cozmic_serpent]

bump

[Something Else]

I dont eat pork,
Not even with a fork,
So oink's not for me,
I'm jewish you see...

[SHUVT]

I dont eat pork,
Not even with a fork,
So oink's not for me,
I'm jewish you see...

Shame on you for stealing crap from Dr. Seus! :lol:

[Cozmic_serpent]

Bump

[SHUVT]

Bump


Good lord cosmic a 3 day oink invite. :huh: No worries I was just trying to entertain you anyways. Be careful with that invite, it only takes one shady cat to get your invites taken away for good. I may write another one for you later if I don't see anything of interest

[salta101]

i need one pleas but iam beginner in the torrent u can help me

http://www.shbab-masr.net/up/uploads/9f0c0382e8.jpg

http://www.shbab-masr.net/up/uploads/6917158db7.jpg

[Cozmic_serpent]

Tis only been two days SHUVT but im going to give u the invite mainly for your persistance. PM me your details.

[SHUVT]

Tis only been two days SHUVT but im going to give u the invite mainly for your persistance. PM me your details.


Give it to someone who deserves it bud. I have an account and I think that someone can put it to better use. I reply to allot of these just for shits and giggles. Hopefully there is a deserving soul out there that will take care of the invite and not screw you over. PM me and I might be able to assist you in finding a good home for it. Keep up the good work bud!

[Tokeman]

I would love the invite (see first page for my request).
I can provide multiple ratio screens. I intend to use it and not trade it.
Anyway, just be sure to get at least some ratio screens from whoever you choose, hate to see you loose your invites!

[hugol]

I need invite

[fino963]

It would be hilarious if he was making you all take time to create rymes for the hell of it! The wonders of bittorrent..

[filli]

Everyone comes to talk about trackers
Like this Cozmic_serpent who is a true macker
As I plead to the leets for whom I would boink
Just to get me an invite to Oink

my ratios http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/7280/ratiosvl6.jpg

ugh I fear I may be too late though. Is there anyone else who can help me with an Oink invite?

[LionMan]

i can give you bitmetv invite for oink invite pm me if you want

[Gnash]

i would love it and think my limerick is the most innovative and entertaining. If you were going to give it to a bloke just for chain posting it would have been nice to know that before i spend time writing the rhyme. I would have just railed you with posts, even if i dont get it at least be of your word and give it to one who posted their limerick.

[AugustoP]

It should have five lines, so no limericks yet. I'll try to come up with one even though English is not my native language and I have account at Oink %)