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I think they know they're going to be out of a job after today :rolleyes:



5th over: Eng 5-0
Don't want to worry England fans here, but Vaughan's facing Pollock with all the success of a man waving a wet piece of spaghetti at a passing pea. Another maiden, and various fielders trot past the skipper to offer a few kind words of advice.

:glag: :earl:

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14th over: Eng 39-2
Single apiece to the batsman off Andrew Hall, and Pietersen gets a laser stare from all 11 members of the South African side. In case you're unaware of the history behind this particular showdown, Pietersen left his homeland for England because of the quota system - South African rules state that no team can field more than three massive egos in any one match.

:glag: :lol: :glag: :earl:

This guy should be on the telly :smilie4:

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41st over: Eng 136-8
Pollock in, and huge cheers as Monty drives him off the back foot for a single. Brief taster of the subject-lines in the emails now coming in: "Disgrace" (455), "Rubbish" (621), "I Sell You Viagra" (4,890 - I forgot to put Spam Manager on).

:dry:

[Cheese]

BBC Sport commentary > *


I think manker and me drunkenly agreed on this the other week.

[manker]

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I think manker and me drunkenly agreed on this the other week.
Yeah? :unsure:

I mean, I agree but can't recall the speaking about it at all.


Next time, we'll take Barbie with us and he can take minutes of our conversations.

Oooh, added bonus - Barbie is a computer programmer :earl: so you might win an arm wrestle against him.

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Oooh, added bonus - Barbie is a computer programmer :earl: so you might win an arm wrestle against him.

I'll snap your arm like a twig :01: