Lie Of the Day

[thewizeard]

:O

Thinking has now been decriminalised in 37 US states. Feeling is legal in all 50 states and the District of Columbia, but saddled with heavy federal regulation and taxation.

[weenden]

my big lie of the day is im going to work and i'll like it

[thewizeard]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-value-judgment-post1926839/postcount8

this must be it.!!.In actual fact, this might be the lie of the Century qualifying it for, "The Lie Of The Century Thread" which I am considering posting next.

[thewizeard]

thewizeard is not on drugs

[Hairbautt]

thewizeard is not on drugs
:smilie4:

[SHUVT]

My lie of the day... I find what wizard posts entertaining. :lol:

[Hairbautt]

My lie of the day... I find what wizard posts entertaining. :lol:
:pinch::lol::bleh:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/Tooth.gif

[thewizeard]

My lie of the day... I find what wizard posts entertaining. :lol:

Bar-Steward! you just ruined my day :P

[allen(s)]

:o :lol:

[SHUVT]

Nothing like a little ball bustin to start the day off right. :D

[Gripper]

I've really enjoyed my day,it has been a very productive and proactive day.

[Seedler]

I often look at pr0n and wank off.

[Lilmiss]

^ I think you misread the title, doofhole.
It's "Lie of the Day", not "Guess What I Did Yet Again".


I've told roughly 15 lies today, but I already feel like a better person for admitting it on a public forum. :happy:

[weenden]

i wont drink any more ...or less

[thewizeard]

A Random Lie

This lie is not random but was in fact determined by a chaotic system which begins with the flapping of a butterfly's wings; much like the weather.

[Gripper]

Wizeard is well known for his interesting and honest threads.

[thewizeard]

in the Northern Hemisphere, TCP/IP packets circulate clockwise about networks, thus fighting the rotation of the Earth and causing them to run slower than in the southernhemisphere
(http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/search.cgi?w=southern&seen=BEm)

[thewizeard]

Wizeard is well known for his interesting and honest threads.
Gripper..(lol) is well know for his boring, dishonest and long-winded threads. Also that he pays us to read them. The money is exchanged in the FileSharingTalk.com chat room and he says Oink when he comes. This would not suggest that he used to be a pig in his last incarnation...but have you a better explanation?

[weenden]

im hungry thats the lie im not hungry i just think i am

[thewizeard]

Lies you shouldn't explain; that's the truth.

[Hairbautt]

Gripper..(lol) is well know for his boring, dishonest and long-winded threads. Also that he pays us to read them. The money is exchanged in the FileSharingTalk.com chat room and he says Oink when he comes cums.
/fix :dabs:

[thewizeard]

Gripper..(lol) is well know for his boring, dishonest and long-winded threads. Also that he pays us to read them. The money is exchanged in the FileSharingTalk.com chat room and he says Oink when he cums.
/fix :dabs:

Thank you now you know why I asked you :lol:

[Gripper]

I just love sitting watching Coronation St. with the wife and kids.

[SHUVT]

My lie of the day - i will not get drunk tonight, I swear. :drunk:

[Fibo]

Lie?! I NEVER tell a Lie...
:shifty:

[Mathea]

Um, I know what I'm doing.

[brotherdoobie]

Um, I know what I'm doing.

True.

-bd

[weenden]

im going to drink sensibilly

[thewizeard]

The Internet is so busy that they have requested users, when sending E-mails to use blue rather than the usual black print, as blue uses in digital a 0 and black a 1 . That way less data will be sent and this will obviosly relieve the Internet of a lot of the present congestion

[thewizeard]

I am not a twat!

[Gripper]

I won the national lottery,the big one,all my troubles are over.

[thewizeard]

..That Skweeky's new Scotch husband, is so mean, that she has to upload her pics for this thread http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/lounge/t-so-there-was-lock-freuchie-176329 bucket by bucket, which explains the extremley long time the upload to her favourite site http://photobucket.com/ is taking.

[SHUVT]

My lie of the day - I will not get drunk tonight. Damn this seems to the same lie I told the other day... crap! I guess I am pathelogical liar now. Thanks for starting this damn thread!

[thewizeard]

It's your fault!

[SHUVT]

It's your fault!

:lol:

[thewizeard]

I was looking forward to those naked pics of Skweeky, before I go to bed.

[thewizeard]

If ... hturt is teh truth backward; drawkcab is teh truth.

[thewizeard]

I have a really brilliant lie for tomorrow!

[SHUVT]

Mine will most likely be the same one.

[thewizeard]

I have a really brilliant lie for tomorrow!

:noes: I lied.

[thewizeard]

Mine will most likely be the same one.

More of the same? Try Westmalle Trappist ( triple)


On 22 April 1836 the monastery became a Trappist abbey. Since then the monks have been able to drink the popular beverage of the region with their meals. And in Flanders that is... beer.

http://www.trappistwestmalle.be/en/page/brouwerij.aspx

http://www.trappistwestmalle.be/

[thewizeard]

Adster is a lazy, good for nothing, professional spammer, who now spams the Lounge, remotely, here http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/lounge/t-count-all-my-dingleberries-114630/page286#post1945093 using the "posts" of unwitting members to consolidate his claim to the throne.

It seems to be working and even Mathea is searching for fresh employment.

[thewizeard]

[thewizeard] you frightened him away Shakita
[thewizeard] more space junk
[thewizeard] stephen hawking is going into space
[thewizeard] the man is a looney

[100%]

I am fine.

[GepperRankins]

i'm not jackie, or whoever spd said i was

[Hairbautt]

After countless hours of study, I have just been notified that I recieved an 'A' on my final.

[100%]

After countless hours of study, I have just been notified that I recieved an 'A' on my final.



Your future is Bright.

[Hairbautt]

After countless hours of study, I have just been notified that I recieved an 'A' on my final.



Your future is Bright.
I am thankful for your post. 100% is the: best, member, ever. :D

[100%]

Your Momma is proud.

[Hairbautt]

M$ Internet Explorer 7 is behaving within optimal parameters.

[SHUVT]

Luke i am your father

[thewizeard]

I must say, you all have done exceeding well, You have learnt the archaic art of Lying, in a very short time.. :)!

You are a bright lot!

[thewizeard]

Is this the Truth?


Trading BitTorrent power+ accounts with buffer above 150GB is not fraudulent

Trading accounts with buffers below 1 GB is.

[thewizeard]

The Devil liveD backwards

[thewizeard]

Shortly after Midnight Tonight. A Mayan prophesy will be fulfilled. Keep an eye on this thread and the night sky for more news about the approaching heavenly body.

[SHUVT]

thwizard is my hero

I really do need to seek professional help for my lying problem

[brotherdoobie]

I have an lilliputian sized cawk...yes I do.



-bd :noes:

[thewizeard]

Somewhat ironically, potholes are illegal in the Netherlands.

[Imagine_If]

That thewizeard has run out of words and commas.

[brotherdoobie]

I don't have two cawks and one testicle.


-bd

[thewizeard]

Later to day something will unhappen and not change your life's future, that's because it's a Sunday and traditionally a day of rest for happenings.

[thewizeard]

Iraq was as usual disobedient and a number of happenings actually occurred. That's because they observe the same day of non happenings as their illegitimate half cousins, the Jews. Who were all moaning and nodding their heads at the Wall, with Pink Floyd.

[thewizeard]

Naughty naughty thewizeard, now you are going blind, one more false step, and your lot will be sealed here too, like mine!. "Whats Up he Cried" a voice in the desert. "It was my own board I was referring to, not thine!".

[snowultra]

lie of the day---gas prices will go down soon

[Imagine_If]

Imagine if ..

The world is in peace, sharing honestly, the resources Earth has to offer.

[Gripper]

Peace and Harmony reign eternal in the Roberts household.

[Imagine_If]

The Sony Playstation was invented after a public transport customer survey, found that bus and train stations were simply too dull.

[Gripper]

I understand 98%of what I read on the internet,I also understand 56% of what I write on the internet.

[Imagine_If]

You are fortunate, I understand nothing of what I read or write!

[Imagine_If]

The truth is always pleasant. Avoiding it isn't like burying your head in the sand as an Ostritch.

[Gripper]

I had an enjoyable visit to the dentist today and didn't mind having 2 fillings at all,actually I really enjoyed it.

[Imagine_If]

All truths are positive and all lies are negative. This is well known by Politicians... and Mathematicians. Politicians first tell all the lies they need to be voted into office. When in office they continue to lie. Mathematicians know how it works two negatives make a positive and positives are truths..

[thewizeard]

the truth is probably a lie anyway..

[thewizeard]

I7 year old Muslim Girls, are allowed to dream !

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=452288&in_page_id=1811

[Imagine_If]

All Muslim "men" that enjoy "honor killings" have small dicks, which is why most of their women are looking for real men with largers ones.

[Gripper]

I'm going to be a good boy and stay in doing household chores all week,I will not be going out getting drunk,leching at beautiful women or indulging in drugs.

[Imagine_If]

I'm going to be a good boy and stay in doing household chores all week,I will not be going out getting drunk,leching at beautiful women or indulging in drugs.

I will not be joining you :w00t:

[thewizeard]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/synapse_kt8c/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lounge-10/t-lie-day-175192-post2003058)
I'm going to be a good boy and stay in doing household chores all week,I will not be going out getting drunk,leching at beautiful women or indulging in drugs.


I will not be joining you :w00t:

Perhaps you two should drop into "The Truth" tread to discuss this?

[thewizeard]

Due to a lack of Virgins in the Muslim Paradise and also due to the continued success of the various Islamic factions waging their custom Jihads with each other. Osama will be looking toward Europe as the new source of Mohammed's Sexy Virgins reserved for only his Striders, in Heaven.

* It's rumoured that there were fights breaking out in Allah's Paradise for the available virgins, who strangely, all had had their heads kicked in, before arriving.

[thewizeard]

Ants may be able to carry 7 times their own weight, but rules prevent them from lifting more than twice their own weight in any given day. Fleas are actually the champions and will jump at any time of the day..

[Solo]

Despite massive public belief to the contrary brush fires are in fact not caused by brushes at all but by combs.

[doodely]

"Son...these last 17 years have been great, but I am sorry to tel lyou but....I am not your father :("

Talk about a mood-kill >.<

[thewizeard]

"Son...these last 17 years have been great, but I am sorry to tel lyou but....I am not your father :("

Talk about a mood-kill >.<

You are then fortunate this revelation is in the daily lie thread

[thewizeard]

I find it difficult posting in this thread.

[Hairbautt]

Meh, turns out it was true.

:dabs: