Question

[Mr JP Fugley]

You're at a party and the host has put out only two plates of nibbles. Manners dictate that you take a wee handful of one or t'other. However not both.

Do you take Pringles or Mini Chedders.

[allen(s)]

i would demolish the Mini Chedders, then get a refill

[SHUVT]

Pringles and then when nobody is looking the chedders

[thewizeard]

I would ask him if he would like to come and join my team.

[Gripper]

Mini cheddars.

[Jagarga]

pringles, everyone knows cheese and his possy of mini cheeses are gay, lol-boy bashing cunts.

[Snee]

Having a good day?

[Mr JP Fugley]

You'd expect an Edinburro Gaylord to take the Pringle option.

Probly a golfist as well.

[Lilmiss]

Mannners doesn't come into it, survial of the quickest ftw. :happy:

Besides, if the host had any sense of etiquette they would have at least provided cheese n pineapple on sticks, or a jammie sammie each.

I'd also ask who did their fucking buffet.

[Mr JP Fugley]

FFS can you people not just be hyperthetical.

It's like a forum of Karl Pilkingtons.

[Skweeky]

One would solve this probably by getting stoned as a house next to a stone quarry

That way, you would not be able to stop yourself to eat everything. Afterwards you can blane it on teh herb and be excused


Works every time

[Lilmiss]

^ wft, stoner bint. :huh:

Free food, serious business.

[allen(s)]

i knew the two snack option buffet was gonna cause arguements. :no:

[Skweeky]

^ wft, stoner bint. :huh:

Free food, serious business.


So is getting stoned :snooty:

[Lilmiss]

You editeded just to make me look daft. :wub:

[thewizeard]

i knew the two snack option buffet was gonna cause arguements. :no:

:lol: He does that express

and LOL at Lilmiss I couldn't have thought of a better reply (and believe me, I tried) :)

[weenden]

id ask if i could eat em all i haven't any couth im not proud just hungry

[clocker]

While everyone was immobilized by the nibbles decision I'd go lay waste to the bar.
Then leave and find a decently catered party.