Guess...The Forum Member I Am Quoting:

[brotherdoobie]

so we got broken into today, worst thing that could happen to me, they stole my home theater system and a bunch of dvds (50 dvds, 17 xbox games). here's the most saddest part of all, the thieves were my downstairs (tenants) boyfriend and the boyfriends friend. they showed up at 4 pm, how stupid, this was right after i got home and heard the news from my dad. rule #1: never steal from a guy who can bench press 225 lbs and curl 50 lbs dumbells, i went out there and got right up to him, beat the living shit out of him, my dad and all the neighbors were yelling for me to stop, but i didn't give a fuck, i made the motherfucka bleed like the worthless bitch he his. now they're threatning to sue us, i don't give a fuck, cuz i broke his nose, jaw, and leg. what a pussy, ironic thing: i'm only 16, and the bastard was like 25 and his friend weighed 300 or so pounds and was also 25. i beat the shit out of both of em, pussies didn't even know how to fight, i still got a bunch of adrenaline left in my system, thought that typing this up would release some of it, i'm still fuckin pissed though, those bastards, fuck

edit: the guy actually tried to fight back, what a dumass, he just made it that much more humiliating, one punched the fat guy btw, he was on the ground bleeding from his mouth and i kicked him until the guy cried, seriosly, some ppl are pussies man, if ur gonna steal something become a man first, not a pussy who doesn't even know how to block punches or reverse them or defend themselves, oh and get this, guy pulls out a switchblade, just punched his forearm, heard it snap like a twig (fat guy), now the cops are questioning me (were questioning me) and the ambulance paramdics gave me a nasty look, but i don't give a fuck, i'm fuckin pissed.

-bd

[Gripper]

Captan asda. FTW
Best short story.

[brotherdoobie]

:glag:

-bd

[Skiz]

BM? :unsure:

[brotherdoobie]

"My vagina is bleeding!"

-bd

[j2k4]

Now, that was funny. ;)

[safa]

You should have broken his other leg too, maybe they will think twice about robbing somebody again.

[Mr. Mulder]

and i kicked him until the guy cried

:glag: :glag: never noticed that bit before :glag: :glag: :glag:

[brotherdoobie]

"i'm still fuckin pissed though, those bastards, fuck":glag:

-bd

[JordoR]

Hahah yeah I remember this. Cpt_Azad is a good friend on mine irl. I remember hearing all about it at school. So for anyone thinks this didn't happen; your wrong. :lol:

[brotherdoobie]

Do all of you Canadians...know each other? :dabs:

-bd

[JordoR]

Of course, what do you expect in a nation with nearly 10 million square kilometres of space and only 33 million citizens. :dry:

[brotherdoobie]

Of course, what do you expect in a nation with nearly 10 million square kilometres of space and only 33 million citizens. :dry:

Not much...

-bd

[tesco]

Do all of you Canadians...know each other? :dabs:

-bd
:no:

[Hairbautt]

Of course, what do you expect in a nation with nearly 10 million square kilometres of space and only 33 million citizens. :dry:

Not much...

-bd
haha http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/Tooth.gif

[Mr JP Fugley]

Hahah yeah I remember this. Cpt_Azad is a good friend on mine irl. I remember hearing all about it at school. So for anyone thinks this didn't happen; your wrong. :lol:

Oh be quiet, his mendacity was exposed at the time.

[thewizeard]

Do all of you Canadians...know each other? :dabs:

-bd

They do actually. This thread might actually shed some light on this peculiar trait of the Canadian psyche, "Refusing to admit that they are all family off the original bar-steward, from the only motel, on their only road, the , Trans Canadian Highway," and possibly shed some light on the murky reason why the, Moon sekt , never actually set "foot" on the: Colondijk trail: They were told, I heard, that it was just another Youcon.

http://content.lib.washington.edu/goldrush/index.html

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Although what I now shall remind you of might seem totally unrelated to this peculiar trait of the Canadian psychees...

Does any one remember Titey?

We used to know him as Tite-Wad .... something he said about BB code regarding the use of smilies on the emergency board.. one late August evening, many moons ago.. Why, it's there I met SnnY for the first time.. :yup:

[Gripper]

Do all of you Canadians...know each other? :dabs:

-bd

Of course they do,we even sent one of our members out there to try and introduce some new blood.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Yeah, introducing Jonno's genes, that was going to help their somewhat shallow pool.

[Lilmiss]

:pinch:

Rather them than us.

[Jagarga]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5537/phorumroadao6.jpg

[Alien5]

:crazy:

[thewizeard]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5537/phorumroadao6.jpg

I hate it when members start revealing the obvious;

/me makes mental note: ..."send viscious pm to insignificant fuckwit; (Jagarga) even though fuckwit, is telling the truth"

..the reason being; although this is an off-topic forum, it's unwise to wander off-topic, when one already is off-topic, for fear of losing the "thread"..and having to ask Ariadne for more help...and we all know where that landed us last time.

http://z15.invisionfree.com/Imagine_If/index.php?showtopic=200&view=findpost&p=8703016

[Snee]

Do all of you Canadians...know each other? :dabs:

-bd

They do actually. This thread might actually shed some light on this peculiar trait of the Canadian psyche, "Refusing to admit that they are all family off the original bar-steward, from the only motel, on their only road, the , Trans Canadian Highway," and possibly shed some light on the murky reason why the, Moon sekt , never actually set "foot" on the: Colondijk trail: They were told, I heard, that it was just another Youcon.

http://content.lib.washington.edu/goldrush/index.html

/subscribed

Although what I now shall remind you of might seem totally unrelated to this peculiar trait of the Canadian psychees...

Does any one remember Titey?

We used to know him as Tite-Wad .... something he said about BB code regarding the use of smilies on the emergency board.. one late August evening, many moons ago.. Why, it's there I met SnnY for the first time.. :yup:

It was? :unsure:

I thought it was when I was talking about Andromeda.

You are probably right, tho'.



Titey FTW, haven't seen him in a couple of months, tho'.

[thewizeard]

They do actually. This thread might actually shed some light on this peculiar trait of the Canadian psyche, "Refusing to admit that they are all family off the original bar-steward, from the only motel, on their only road, the , Trans Canadian Highway," and possibly shed some light on the murky reason why the, Moon sekt , never actually set "foot" on the: Colondijk trail: They were told, I heard, that it was just another Youcon.

http://content.lib.washington.edu/goldrush/index.html

/subscribed

Although what I now shall remind you of might seem totally unrelated to this peculiar trait of the Canadian psychees...

Does any one remember Titey?

We used to know him as Tite-Wad .... something he said about BB code regarding the use of smilies on the emergency board.. one late August evening, many moons ago.. Why, it's there I met SnnY for the first time.. :yup:

It was? :unsure:

I thought it was when I was talking about Andromeda.

You are probably right, tho'.



Titey FTW, haven't seen him in a couple of months, tho'.

The explanation being you are not the one to whom I refer.

Actually you are ( had you worried), but then in an earlier incarnation. This is the main reason Carnations are worn to this day. I heard.

( now a lot of you are probably wondering from whom I "hear" this sort of information. Although, I feel the necessity to point out, this is entirely unnecessary, and irrelevant and it's probably also none of your business); I will give you SnnY, the link. http://phpbb.slavanap.org/viewtopic.php?t=4135