Which do u beleive in....???

[Roxxy]

Which do u beleive in....???


Absence makes the heart grow fonder.


Or...Absence makes the heart Wander.

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[brotherdoobie]

Depends on the person.

-bd

[enoughfakefiles]

I thought this was gonna be a santa thread :ermm:

[TYPE R]

deffo absence makes the heart grow fonder

[Roxxy]

One Opinion



i do! when i am around my boyfriend all the time, i can barely stand him, but the second he goes away, i miss him like CRAZY!! and i realize i really love him.

[Hairbautt]

I thought this was gonna be a santa thread :ermm:
Strangely enough so did I. :unsure:

[brotherdoobie]

One Opinion



i do! when i am around my boyfriend all the time, i can barely stand him, but the second he goes away, i miss him like CRAZY!! and i realize i really am infatuated with him

Puppy love. :wub:

-bd

[delimare]

What if that someone doesn't have a heart? Can he just go around and fuck instead?

[thewizeard]

This is the thin edge of the wedge..can't you see the trading points? Should there be a new BitTorrent Troll alert?

[100%]

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.


and Absinthe makes the brain Wander.

:whistling

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[thewizeard]

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.


and Absinthe makes the brain Wander.

:whistling

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...admitted, but it's still a BitTorrent troll... :yup:

[thewizeard]

anyways, I don't believe in witches

[Roxxy]

anyways, I don't believe in witches



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[Gripper]

anyways, I don't believe in witches

Oh really.:whistling

[weenden]

its like the glass is half full or half empty one could say the glass is half full so i no i have time to drink it or you can say its half empty i might want to drink it all down before it dissapeers...i no probably makes no sense but hey thats me im an out of work comedian

[Mr JP Fugley]

its like the glass is half full or half empty one could say the glass is half full so i no i have time to drink it or you can say its half empty i might want to drink it all down before it dissapeers...i no probably makes no sense but hey thats me im an out of work comedian

Way to miss the point.

[thewizeard]

In any case, I am but small fry; bait, one could nearly say. The Hawks settle just after DUSK. Which reminds me, I wasn't going to go off-topic any more, or post in your threads either, because we agreed on that. A possible solution is, pm a mod, and make a polite request to merge this thread with "the Daily Lie" thread.

[Barbarossa]

its like the glass is half full or half empty one could say the glass is half full so i no i have time to drink it or you can say its half empty i might want to drink it all down before it dissapeers...i no probably makes no sense but hey thats me im an out of work comedian

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be, now stfu :dry:

[thewizeard]

Which do u beleive in....???


Absence makes the heart grow fonder.


Or...Absence makes the heart Wander.

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Alright.. an honest question deserves an honest answer.

Come back in a month then we can give you an indication. A year would probably be more representative though.

one more thing..isn't it, " i before e except after l ? " I could have sworn... but here I go, off-topicking again..

[frankie97]

answer:
depends on the length of the absence..
if the absence is short.. then it makes it grow fonder.. however, each relationship has a absence tolerable breaking point... once you have passed that point, then the absence only make the heart wander.

as for the glass half empty/half full.. it depends upon the last action taken towards the glass...
if the water was just poured into it.. then it's half full.. if the water was last poured out..then it would be half empty....

and now the last question:
IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS and no one is around to hear it...
what type of tree was it?

[thewizeard]

are you speaking in code?

Sorry, there are actually only two types of trees, those that stand and those that don't.

So it was a Don't tree. Which the Scottish changed to Den, as they are known for their stinginess, and wanting to keep up appearances.. they zapped (stole)and changed a vowel and also a consonant.

This historical "grande theft"is celebrated during their well known pagan Feast Hogmanay. Which celebrates The End ( Teh Den)

[frankie97]

are you speaking in code?


only in ASCii

[Barbarossa]

are you speaking in code?

That's a bit rich coming from you :dry:

[thewizeard]

are you speaking in code?

Sorry, there are actually only two types of trees, those that stand and those that don't.

So it was a Don't tree. Which the Scottish changed to Den, as they are known for their stinginess, and wanting to keep up appearances.. they zapped (stole)and changed a vowel and also a consonant.

This historical "grande theft"is celebrated during their well known pagan Feast Hogmanay. Which celebrates The End ( Teh Den)

I was busy editing..:)

[frankie97]

ahh true...
but you havent' told me what kind of nuts the squirrel has

[enoughfakefiles]

ahh true...
but you havent' told me what kind of nuts the squirrel has

Probably hairy ones.

[frankie97]

you only need to check your chin for the answer ;)

[enoughfakefiles]

you only need to check your chin for the answer ;)

Why would the answer be wrote on my chin :blink:

[frankie97]

you only need to check your chin for the answer ;)

Why would the answer be wrote on my chin :blink:

cause that's where squirrels like to write

[Hairbautt]

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be, now stfu :dry:
That's a bit rich coming from you :dry:/rage :fear2:
Probably hairy ones.
What

[thewizeard]

That's a bit rich coming from you :dry:/rage :fear2:
Probably hairy ones.
What

I had that sinking feeling you were going to pop-up at this stage.

What is the correct answer! Whatnouts

We could cause the tree to be heard, too, that would put things in a totally different perspective. ..Could cause this thread to unhappen. If you wish to shoulder that responsibility, then still I think that such a decision, should be put before the members in the form of a poll. It might even necessitate a journey in Dr. Who's Tardis.

Which I might add, has already been waiting a considerable time, in The Truth Thread, for your arrival, so we can depart.

[Hairbautt]

That predictable huh? :dabs:

[thewizeard]

are you speaking in code?

That's a bit rich coming from you :dry:
:noes:
I thought when he used the word abscence...he was really refering to dick size. In actual fact, my first thoughts were, "Spamming bar-steward, another viagra spam email!" but quickly realised, I was in the Lounge. :)

[thewizeard]

..sigh..Go on if you dont believe me.. ..try substituting dick size for abscence then it all seems to make sense.

[thewizeard]

That predictable huh? :dabs:

sigh .. Do I have to explain everything.

It's not that,... you remain as ever, unpredictable and at time surprising.

No source or link, (is irrelevant, does not contribute in any way to the truth (fuzzy logic)) you need to use the search function. It's an interesting Balamm original. The Yelping Dog. :O ..I thought.

[Hairbautt]

Do I have to explain everything.
Yes.

[thewizeard]

Everything is a word with a long history. It has two silly bells and is not actually a thing at all. This is typical of the surreptitious subliminall dis-information that is present in the English language; with only one ultimate goal. Divide and Rule.

A glaring example is the hymn, by Cecil Frances Alexander, "All things bright and beautiful"! This is the stuff that builds nations... :O