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Solo
05-05-2007, 01:44 PM
It's that sickly ...erm

I think Mohammad had a point.
j2k4
05-05-2007, 01:50 PM
It's that sickly ...erm

I think Mohammad had a point.

I'll be thinking of him next time I roast a pig. :dry:
Solo
05-05-2007, 01:52 PM
Exactly my sentiment! If fact I couldn't have put it better. If you read back, you will notice also, I didn't.
Skiz
05-05-2007, 01:54 PM
Pork chops are good. Pulled pork sammiches are good. Bacon is good.

The other white meat. :01:
j2k4
05-05-2007, 01:55 PM
Exactly my sentiment! If fact I couldn't have put it better. If you read back, you will notice also, I didn't.

Please resolve your conflict and re-post.
j2k4
05-05-2007, 02:00 PM
Pork chops are good. Pulled pork sammiches are good. Bacon is good.

The other white meat. :01:

Actually, I think pork is evil and should be burned...




























...until the pink is gone, then it should be masticated and swallowed in order to hide it so as to not offend the eyes of any Muslims in the area. ;)
Solo
05-05-2007, 02:05 PM
Yes but Muslin is similar to the word Muslim, and it's well know that all Muslim women use muslin, as a filter to filter out that rancid smell, so that could confuse Mohammad
j2k4
05-05-2007, 02:08 PM
Yes but Muslin is similar to the word Muslim, and it's well know that all Muslim women use muslin, as a filter to filter out that rancid smell, so that could confuse Mohammad

Yeah, I've heard that.
Solo
05-05-2007, 02:16 PM
Which is not a good idea. So the thing is, he made a mistake, which might have been good for the populations of pigs, but you should see the ravage it bought to the chicken, sheep, cow, and goat pollutions populations, whose throats they still open to this day.

Is there a soulution?
Solo
05-05-2007, 02:30 PM
Exactly my sentiment! If fact I couldn't have put it better. If you read back, you will notice also, I didn't.

Please resolve your conflict and re-post.

I will pop it here


Next Time I roast a pig, I will be thinking of him.

so that feels better..
Solo
05-05-2007, 02:40 PM
..and I have good news for all the hungry lounge wolves too!

We have decided to roast Erik, the half pig, to celebrate the occasion, and you are all invited. :w00t:
thewizeard
05-05-2007, 03:04 PM
..and I have good news for all the hungry lounge wolves too!

We have decided to roast Erik, the half pig, to celebrate the occasion, and you are all invited. :w00t:

I thought I told you this Solo, they wont touch pork in here, not that they are Muslins or whatever, or even the smell, it's just, they like pigs. :)
thewizeard
05-05-2007, 03:06 PM
Now if it were a fish..like Bot.
Virtualbody1234
05-05-2007, 03:44 PM
Solo... You're on your own.
Solo
05-05-2007, 03:55 PM
Solo... You're on your own.

Not having a witty, of the cuff comment, to that masterpiece from VB1234 I will just have to ply for time..and make some coffee, brb :)
Solo
05-05-2007, 04:02 PM
Lonely Solo consults his PlagiaristcalMagic ..which is a very handy new tool, for budding forum poets. You can load it with three different popular poems, and it jumbles the words and using a secret algorithm, makes three new ones that often make sense.

However, it still has not come up with an adequate reply to VB's masterpiece.

So I will make some more coffee and try again.
GepperRankins
05-05-2007, 04:04 PM
It's that sickly ...erm

I think Mohammad had a point.

I'll be thinking of him next time I roast a pig. :dry:


lol j/k j/k :P


fixed :ermm:
Solo
05-05-2007, 10:38 PM
I'll be thinking of him next time I roast a pig. :dry:


lol j/k j/k :P


fixed :ermm: :dry:

That was meant to be my punchline.
GepperRankins
05-05-2007, 11:04 PM
fixed :ermm: :dry:

That was meant to be my punchline.
yeah, but you're a cunt. my punchline is far more cutting for the worthy elitists (british people) on here.
Imagine_If
05-06-2007, 01:13 AM
:dry:

That was meant to be my punchline.
yeah, but you're a cunt. my punchline is far more cutting for the worthy elitists (british people) on here.

Let me tell you then, even the prettiest wimin have a split.
brotherdoobie
05-06-2007, 01:23 AM
:dry:

That was meant to be my punchline.
yeah, but you're a cunt. my punchline is far more cutting for the worthy elitists (british people) on here.


You're not even British,cunt. You were dropped off,outside of
an english home...by your real parents. (who are Canadian)

Everyone knows that. (everyone)
Fact.

-bd :yup:
callum
05-06-2007, 01:28 AM
yeah, but you're a cunt. my punchline is far more cutting for the worthy elitists (british people) on here.


You're not even British,cunt. You were dropped off,outside of
an english home...by your real parents. (who are Canadian)

Everyone knows that. (everyone)
Fact.

-bd :yup:

Might have been believable if you didn't say he was canadian, a step too far.
brotherdoobie
05-06-2007, 01:54 AM
You're not even British,cunt. You were dropped off,outside of
an english home...by your real parents. (who are Canadian)

Everyone knows that. (everyone)
Fact.

-bd :yup:

Might have been believable if you didn't say he was canadian, a step too far.

I know... a tad over the top.

-bd
callum
05-06-2007, 02:00 AM
Might have been believable if you didn't say he was canadian, a step too far.

I know... a tad over the top.

-bd

I was going to suggest Texan, but that would cause all sorts of problems. do any texans know where england is? do any texans have a passport? do any texans actually know there's other places in the world apart from texaco?

Might be best just to go with welsh.
thewizeard
05-06-2007, 02:46 AM
Not much fun for the Welsh during the Ramadam; when Goats and Sheep were historically already at a premium, also due to the continued pressure from the foreign British Government policy of making a Muslin Ghetto out of Cardiff and LLANFAIRPWLL GWYN GYLL GO GER YCH WYRN DROB WLL LLANTYSILIO GO GO GOCH,! It's a dangerous time for the first row in the Welsh National Rugby team too, in the Scrumdowns just before sunset.. This due to the insistence and interference of the Islamic union for equal rights, who negotiated with the Welsh National Goat board, two more Muslims into the second row, claiming this brings it more in line with the European policy for a multi cultural society.:O
Bah another good reason to remain vegetarian
thewizeard
05-06-2007, 05:51 PM
fixed :ermm: :dry:

That was meant to be my punchline.

Did you get lnyx's punchline, you look a little disa-balled. :(

Which is not the same as castrated, luckily for you.

In between now and then, the forum's been erm, hacked, on you first day as Security Chef well done Garry..
thewizeard
05-06-2007, 07:24 PM
Yes, which is why I am going off for a weeks holiday to Flieland. Give you a break, from my stupidities and inane ramblings;
ariverderci
thewizeard
05-06-2007, 07:26 PM
Yes, which is why I am going off for a weeks holiday to Flieland. Give you a break, from my stupidities and inane ramblings;:wave:


ariverderci
Lilmiss
05-06-2007, 09:34 PM
Buh bye Nigel, enjoy your hols. :wave:







:yahoo:
david02
05-06-2007, 09:37 PM
I do not like pork.(I'll eat it though if I have to) Give me some cow (hmmm red meat) . or vegetarian food which I eat more regulary these days.
snowultra
05-07-2007, 01:08 AM
crap, i have bacon everyday---and ham---well it just rules!!
Gripper
05-07-2007, 01:56 PM
Bacon butties FTW and spare ribs.
thewizeard
05-15-2007, 06:51 AM
Buh bye Nigel, enjoy your hols. :wave:







:yahoo:

Thank you dear Lilmiss :)