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Mr JP Fugley
05-07-2007, 08:49 PM
I'm just back from here

http://www.thewitchery.com/accom.html

Stayed in this one.

http://www.thewitchery.com/sempill.html

Had dinner in the Restaurant as well

http://www.thewitchery.com/foodv3.html

Not the "light supper tho'. The full a la carte experience, it was really rather good.

Why do I even talk to you people.


Oh and I'm going to Dutchland for a few days starting tomorrow. But that's work so it's not the same.
SnnY
05-07-2007, 09:16 PM
I'm just back from here

http://www.thewitchery.com/accom.html

Sweet.


Stayed in this one.

http://www.thewitchery.com/sempill.html

Sweet.


Had dinner in the Restaurant as well

http://www.thewitchery.com/foodv3.html

That's a turd.
Mr JP Fugley
05-07-2007, 09:19 PM
I didn't have that but.
Mr JP Fugley
05-07-2007, 09:21 PM
Salad of air dried ham, Roquefort and pear trifle

Fillet of Buccleuch beef
with red wine, shallots and horseradish emulsion

Witchery pudding selection
Dark chocolate torte with lavender ice cream, passion fruit trifle, chocolate terrine, bread and butter pudding,
Ice cream
Mr JP Fugley
05-07-2007, 09:22 PM
Mrs JP had.

Seared Isle of Skye scallop
with crispy pork belly and spiced aubergine compote

Duo of borders lamb
slowed cooked shoulder and herb crusted cannon

Witchery pudding selection
Dark chocolate torte with lavender ice cream, passion fruit trifle, chocolate terrine, bread and butter pudding,
Ice cream
Mr JP Fugley
05-07-2007, 09:23 PM
We shared a bottle of

Pol Roger White Foil Brut. Epernay.
The finest of all the Grand Marques, this is delicate yet full-bodied.
Mr JP Fugley
05-07-2007, 09:24 PM
Actually we had a bottle of that before we went and another when we went back to the suite.

But that's not important right now.
SnnY
05-07-2007, 09:24 PM
I'm assuming all the food was decadent, because I've never heard of any of them.


Salad of hair dried ham

I don't even have a fucking hair-dresser.
Gripper
05-07-2007, 09:25 PM
Very noice,thanks for making me realise what a drab existence I lead :)
Mr JP Fugley
05-07-2007, 09:31 PM
It was for my 25th Wedding Anniversary, I was married at 21.

If one can't splash out for something like that, well when can one.

Bearing in mind I don't actually pay for any of this, being a kept man.
Gripper
05-07-2007, 09:33 PM
Many happy silvers to you and your good lady,I hope you had a memorable experience.
If you see Wizeard in Dutchland give him a slap and tell him to start posting things I can understand.
Mr. Mulder
05-07-2007, 09:36 PM
The perfect lust-den. - Dannii Minogue

i wouldn't mind hitting her in the lust den, who's with me?

http://www.thebeststuffintheworld.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/the-todd-25138.jpg?1173274610


nice place, what sort of internets did it have? :smilie4:
Mr JP Fugley
05-07-2007, 09:36 PM
@The Gripster

Cheers, Mate.

We had an absolutely wonderful time.

We decided to be just Mr and Mrs for a day and had an absolutely fan-tastic day.
Mr JP Fugley
05-07-2007, 09:39 PM
The perfect lust-den. - Dannii Minogue

i wouldn't mind hitting her in the lust den, who's with me?

http://www.thebeststuffintheworld.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/the-todd-25138.jpg?1173274610


nice place, what sort of internets did it have? :smilie4:

Fantasy Five.

Would you understand it if I said "What's an internets".
bunny67
05-07-2007, 09:43 PM
hope you had a wonderful time not many marriages make it 25 yrs these days
Mr JP Fugley
05-07-2007, 09:47 PM
hope you had a wonderful time not many marriages make it 25 yrs these days

Cheer, Welshmate.

It really was an incredible experience.

I have now been married for considerably longer than I wasn't. Wouldn't change a thing.
Jagarga
05-08-2007, 06:25 AM
hope you gave her a good 'un from me.
Mr JP Fugley
05-08-2007, 09:36 AM
hope you gave her a good 'un from me.

That would pre-suppose you had a good 'un to give.
MediaSlayer
05-08-2007, 02:16 PM
Looks like you had a good time JP, one qwestchun' tho.

Why didn't you sign the celebrity guest book?
j2k4
05-08-2007, 10:28 PM
http://www.thewitchery.com/foodv3.html

That's a turd.

That's a turd on shortbread.

















Good for you and the Missus, JP.

I think, as kept men go, you must be aces at that, considering she puts up with you.

Well done, buddy, and congratulations to you and your (no doubt) lovely and gracious. :)
Mr JP Fugley
05-10-2007, 10:54 PM
Cheers, Kev. I consider myself the luckiest bar steward to have walked God's green Earth.

I'm almost finished doing the Dutchland thing, last night and so forth, so I hope to be back in civilization soonest.

To be fair tho' the chaps I have met here (Haarlem) have been uniformly sound. I would recommend the plaice to anyone.
Mr JP Fugley
05-10-2007, 10:56 PM
Looks like you had a good time JP, one qwestchun' tho.

Why didn't you sign the celebrity guest book?

That would be crass. I think I have made my thoughts clear on that.
MediaSlayer
05-10-2007, 11:02 PM
muahahaha you fell right into my trap :ph34r:

thanks to the process of deduction (http://www.thewitchery.com/celeb.html) i'm .0000000056 times closer to figuring out your identity now. :blink:
Mr JP Fugley
05-10-2007, 11:11 PM
So, not a lot further forward than Jim from Glasgow then.

Wait, there's also 46, fat and bald. Married with children.

You must have got it by now.
Proper Bo
05-10-2007, 11:21 PM
artist's impression:
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9716/jimcnesbittab5.jpg
brotherdoobie
05-11-2007, 07:35 PM
That's a turd.

That's a turd on shortbread.

















Good for you and the Missus, JP.

I think, as kept men go, you must be aces at that, considering she puts up with you.

Well done, buddy, and congratulations to you and your (no doubt) lovely and gracious. :)


It's mostly his charm and genteel manner,that has won her heart.
(but...don't undervalue the fact,that he has a cawk,that is
brobdingnagian in stature).

Congrats,mate! 25 years and still content...beautiful,indeed!

Peace,Paul
Skweeky
05-13-2007, 11:19 AM
I can't believe you're implying you're ony 46.

We all know you must be at least 76.

Stop lying to us.
Wizard Scuff
05-13-2007, 03:15 PM
46 is my :earl: age.

I'm 79 here, joined when I was 76.
j2k4
05-13-2007, 07:32 PM
46 is my :earl: age.

I'm 79 here, joined when I was 76.

I should think it was enough that you've confessed to fat and bald...:dabs:
Wizard Scuff
05-13-2007, 10:20 PM
46 is my :earl: age.

I'm 79 here, joined when I was 76.

I should think it was enough that you've confessed to fat and bald...:dabs:

What do you mean "confessed".

Have you something against fat people, or bald people.

Do the other mods know about your prejudices.
j2k4
05-13-2007, 10:40 PM
I should think it was enough that you've confessed to fat and bald...:dabs:

What do you mean "confessed".

Have you something against fat people, or bald people.

Do the other mods know about your prejudices.

Good Lord, no.

As to the confession, I see now that it was the other guy.

My apologies...:whistling
Hairbautt
05-13-2007, 11:19 PM
Wizard Scruff is JP? :mellow: I did not know that. :dabs:
sArA
05-13-2007, 11:32 PM
Lovely, just lovely....sigh
Chip Monk
05-14-2007, 12:05 PM
Wizard Scruff is JP? :mellow: I did not know that. :dabs:

Curiouser and curiouser.
SnnY
05-14-2007, 12:08 PM
I'm still convinced Wizard Scruff is manker.
Barbarossa
05-14-2007, 12:13 PM
:no2:
SnnY
05-14-2007, 12:31 PM
I'm also convinced JP Fugley is manker. Not Chip Monk though, he's too mean :no:
brotherdoobie
05-14-2007, 12:34 PM
I'm also convinced JP Fugley is manker. Not Chip Monk though, he's too mean :no:

JP Fugley...is JPaul. I'm pretty sure Chimp Monk...is Manker.
My heads starting to hurt.

-bd
Chip Monk
05-14-2007, 12:49 PM
I'm still convinced Wizard Scruff is manker.

Using some form of proxy server stuff.

That sly Welsh fox.