What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body?

[jimbo12345]

I can send my eyes into spasm, freaks girls out. Apparently, quite a dangerous thing to do.

I also learnt i can get my cock into my mouth when 14 years old. No, i have all my ribs. No, i'm medium-small. Impressed?

Hurt my back though and can no longer do it. So i pay for it.

[brotherdoobie]

So...you've sucked your own cawk?


-bd :dabs:

[brotherdoobie]

Did you swallow?


-bd

[popopot]

It would have been more impressive if you didn't have to bend over, although if you're todger is medium-small then its quite the feat.

[Skweeky]

I can make disgusting noises with my wrist and elbows. Freaks people out when they hear the bones grinding on top of each other.

[Proper Bo]

I can snap a man's arm like a twig with a single punch.

[Hairbautt]

I use to lick my elbow.

[Chip Monk]

So...you've sucked your own cawk?


-bd :dabs:

He's eaten loads of cawks, fact.

[Chip Monk]

If you can suck your own is that a gay act.

[Chip Monk]

I use to lick my elbow.

You use what to lick it, an aardvark.

[brotherdoobie]

I can snap a man's arm like a twig with a single punch.

Captain?


-bd

[Hairbautt]

No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.

[Chip Monk]

No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.

If you can breathe thro' your ears you'll be a real hit with the Ladies.

[Hairbautt]

No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.

If you can breathe thro' your ears you'll be a real hit with the Ladies.
Hurts too much for it to be worth it. :pinch:

[brotherdoobie]

No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.

Can you suck your own willie to?


-bd

[Chip Monk]

If you can breathe thro' your ears you'll be a real hit with the Ladies.
Hurts too much for it to be worth it. :pinch:

Suffer for your art. It is a greater thing to give than to receive.

[Chip Monk]

And you'll probly get your hole.

[Chip Monk]

Or a gammy.

[brotherdoobie]

ur



If you can breathe thro' your ears you'll be a real hit with the Ladies.
Hurts too much for it to be worth it. :pinch:


Harrison, If oral sex hurts...you're doing something wrong...or she/he is.




-bd :dabs:

[Hairbautt]

No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.

Can you suck your own willie to?


-bd
Never tried. :dabs:

[Hairbautt]

No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.

Can you suck your own willie to?


-bd
No.

[brotherdoobie]

Can you suck your own willie to?


-bd
Never tried. :dabs:


I doubt that,lad.


-bd :dabs:

[Hairbautt]

I think I just seriously hurt my neck. :(

[Chip Monk]

Never tried. :dabs:


I doubt that,lad.


-bd :dabs:

I second that doubt.

Start a poll BD. Has Henderson sucked his own cawk.

[Barbarossa]

I also learnt i can get my cock into my mouth when 14 years old. No, i have all my ribs. No, i'm medium-small. Impressed?


paedo :dry:



Hurt my back though and can no longer do it. So i pay for it.

Who do you pay to put their cock into your mouth :blink:

[Hairbautt]

Can you suck your own willie to?


-bd
Never tried. :dabs:





Can you suck your own willie to?


-bd
No.


I think I just seriously hurt my neck. :(:shutup:

[Gripper]

I can click my wrists,have "double jointed fingers and thumbs",and can dislocate my shoulders.

[Proper Bo]

I can do orsum things with my tongue:smilie4:

[slim150]

i have hitchhikers thumb

[jimbo12345]

i have hitchhikers thumb

WTF is that? I have walkers foot....i have wankers wrist. Fool.

Anyway, back to my DIY felatio. I was a consenting 14 year old, so thats fine.

I never took it all the way, like i said, it wasn't the most comfortable thing in the world. But, well, having your bell in a warm mouth is always nice, even your own. Other than another mans. That's very homo.

So, there was no spitting/swallowing necessary.

And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was liking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.

!!Top Tip!! - the white smegma around your bell doesn't taste good and you should definitely wash before expecting your woman to tongue tickle it. No need for pets though, they love it.:sick:

You'll thank me one day.

[Hairbautt]

Hitched:
http://pics.livejournal.com/qafhappy/pic/0001fd6g/s640x480
Straight:
http://www.ncrtec.org/tl/camp/gene/thumb2.jpg
I too suffer from Wanker's wrist. :(

[Alien5]

i can force the tip of my thumb to touch my forearm :o

[jimbo12345]

i can force the tip of my thumb to touch my forearm :o


I assume you mean on one arm, or thats not that impressive.

[brotherdoobie]

i have hitchhikers thumb

WTF is that? I have walkers foot....i have wankers wrist. Fool.

Anyway, back to my DIY felatio. I was a consenting 14 year old, so thats fine.

I never took it all the way, like i said, it wasn't the most comfortable thing in the world. But, well, having your bell in a warm mouth is always nice, even your own. Other than another mans. That's very homo.

So, there was no spitting/swallowing necessary.

And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was liking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.

!!Top Tip!! - the white smegma around your bell doesn't taste good and you should definitely wash before expecting your woman to tongue tickle it. No need for pets though, they love it.:sick:

You'll thank me one day.


/banned


-bd

[jimbo12345]

no, it's totally legal. I think there's a few psycho issues, but perfectly legal.

just jealous.

-Bd

[brotherdoobie]

no, it's totally legal. I think there's a few psycho issues, but perfectly legal.

just jealous.

-Bd




!Top Tip!! - the white smegma around your bell doesn't taste good and you should definitely wash before expecting your woman to tongue tickle it. No need for pets though, they love it.:sick:



Sucking your own cock,is one thing. Sucking your own dirty cock,is another.

/banned


-bd

[jimbo12345]

Remember that cheese...ba ba ba ba Baby Bell?This is the spreadable form.

[jimbo12345]

Hitched:
http://pics.livejournal.com/qafhappy/pic/0001fd6g/s640x480
Straight:
http://www.ncrtec.org/tl/camp/gene/thumb2.jpg
I too suffer from Wanker's wrist. :(

I stand corrected. My wankers cramp mainly due to the PS2.

[Barbarossa]

And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was licking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.

Wow. I know a dog is a man's best friend and all that, but that's taking things a bit too far :sick:

[jimbo12345]

And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was licking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.

Wow. I know a dog is a man's best friend and all that, but that's taking things a bit too far :sick:

YOu know what i mean.

But, it does look like lipstick. If i was a lady, i'd get confused.

[slim150]

Hitched:
http://pics.livejournal.com/qafhappy/pic/0001fd6g/s640x480
Straight:
http://www.ncrtec.org/tl/camp/gene/thumb2.jpg
I too suffer from Wanker's wrist. :(

Thanks for explaining it for me. I was going to do it with ascii.

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[Aaron_T]

I can wiggle my ears :01:

[Hairbautt]

I can wiggle my ears :01:
Haha, me too. :D

[DefX]

I can roll my tongue :01:

[Lilmiss]

I can click wrists, elbows, back, knees. n hula for as long as I want, bite me own toenails...damnit, I'm the queen of freaks. :happy:

[Hairbautt]

Who can't bite their own toenails? :huh:

Fat people?

[DefX]

Who can't bite their own toenails? :huh:

Fat people?

paraplegic

[SHUVT]

I met one of those the other day and he was swimming in the pool...his name was BOB

[Hairbautt]

I met one of those last month and he was shitting himself in his chair...his name was STFU


:bleh:

[DefX]

You guys mean fat people? Thats no biggie. I see em everyday. Half of America 's like that.

[jimbo12345]

You guys mean fat people? Thats no biggie. I see em everyday. Half of America 's like that.

what that has to do with anything.

come on, show us your freakiness!

[ruwi]

roll and twist my tongue