Snake bursts after eating alligator.

[CrabGirl]

Absolutely brilliant.

Full story http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4313978.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/americas_enl_1128575604/img/1.jpg

[popopot]

Quality. I just hope that this story doesn't inspire some twit to make another Anaconda type disaster movie. No doubt the sequel would involve Godzilla, and then to complete the trilogy, King Kong would come in and kick everyones ass.

[Wizard Scuff]

Isn't it right that alligators have a really strong biting action, but weak as fuck opening muscles. So if the snake bit down first then the agitator wouldn't be able to open it's own gub.

You'd think it would do the thrashing about thing but, or is that just crocodiles.

Anyway I think it's an elaborate hoax. Like that time they invented that platypus thing.

[Snee]

Isn't it right that alligators have a really strong biting action, but weak as fuck opening muscles. So if the snake bit down first then the agitator wouldn't be able to open it's own gub.

Yep. I hear they are really weak that way.

[Busyman™]

Absolutely brilliant.

Full story http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4313978.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/americas_enl_1128575604/img/1.jpg

That happened last year or so.:huh:

edit: nevermind I see the date

[Snee]

"Clearly, if they can kill an alligator they can kill other species " - Prof Frank Mazzotti

Chipmunks, for instance, don't stand a chance.

[brotherdoobie]

...or a Chip Monk...


-bd

[Wizard Scuff]

:o

[Chip Monk]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/1722/chipmonkandburdod9.jpg



Ignore the one they call Doobie, Chip.

Don't let her make you be sad.

[brotherdoobie]

I'm still a man, Chip. (even if I'm wearing my wife's panties)


-bd

[Cheese]

Absolutely brilliant.

Full story http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4313978.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/americas_enl_1128575604/img/1.jpg

That happened last year or so.:huh:

edit: nevermind I see the date

Feck. Wrong account. Sorry Cheese

[CrabGirl]

Absolutely brilliant.

Full story http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4313978.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/americas_enl_1128575604/img/1.jpg

That happened last year or so.:huh:

edit: nevermind I see the date

I know. I must of missed it in the "Great October Broadband Switchover Downtime Fuckery."

[WHRST]

:lol:

[thewizeard]

Quality. I just hope that this story doesn't inspire some twit to make another Anaconda type disaster movie. No doubt the sequel would involve Godzilla, and then to complete the trilogy, King Kong would come in and kick everyones ass.

What about twats? I was considering...

[brotherdoobie]

You're considering twat...from popopot?
Well...

Congrats?



-bd

[popopot]

Twats are fine. Everybody likes to see a twat. However, I will only go and see the trilogy if it has the Japanese Godzilla that has laser beams coming out of its eyes and not the :ghey: Hollywood one. Twerps are also considered acceptable, but you twits better stay the fuck away!

[brotherdoobie]

I'm not implying that you had a twat, or two. However, at first glance
it seemed like Wizard thought that you had (multiple twats) and he
was considering them.


-bd :blink: I'm tired.

[popopot]

Everybody likes to see a twat or two (or multiple). Unfortunately, I don't have multiple twats to go with the meat and two veg. If I did I wouldn't be here typing this. I would either be the most successful porn star ever, in the circus or just your simple, everyday, local hermaphrodite.

[stove]

i bet the snake is really regretting eating that aligator. lol :w00t:

[brotherdoobie]

or just...very horny.


-bd

[Emo Boy]

i bet the snake is really regretting eating that aligator. lol :w00t:

I would have thought he quite enjoyed it.

[Snee]

I've seen Alien 3. Ripley totally enjoys it.

:hawt:

[Emo Boy]

It's called a crimson shower.