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j2k4
06-09-2007, 07:40 PM
An Englishman's wife steps up to the tee And, as she bends over To place her

ball on the tee, a gust of Wind blows her skirt Up and reveals her lack of
underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing Any undies?" her husband demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough Housekeeping money to afford any."

The Englishman immediately reaches Into his pocket and says, "For the sake
of decency, here's $20. Go And buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set Her ball on the tee. Her skirt
also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no Undies. Why not?" She replies, "I
can't afford any on the Money you give me."

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For The sake of decency, here's $10.
Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The Wind also takes her skirt over
her head to reveal that she,too, is naked under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer Drawers?" She too explains,
"You dinna give me enough Money at be able at affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'O Jesus,

here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

SaveFerris
06-09-2007, 09:08 PM
Gotta love 'em Scots. :D

PS. Why are they using dollars?

j2k4
06-09-2007, 09:37 PM
Gotta love 'em Scots. :D

PS. Why are they using dollars?

Because parochial Americans don't know what ha'penny, tuppence and quid mean.

SaveFerris
06-09-2007, 10:08 PM
Because parochial Americans don't know what ha'penny, tuppence and quid mean.

Then it's a good job God thought about that before he invented keyboards and this nice little fellow: £

tesco
06-09-2007, 10:18 PM
Because parochial Americans don't know what ha'penny, tuppence and quid mean.

Then it's a good job God thought about that before he invented keyboards and this nice little fellow: £
merkin keyboards don't have the pound sign. :/

SaveFerris
06-09-2007, 10:22 PM
merkin keyboards don't have the pound sign. :/

Oh, what silly fellows, forgetting the bestest sign evar. :cry:

j2k4
06-10-2007, 09:23 AM
Because parochial Americans don't know what ha'penny, tuppence and quid mean.

Then it's a good job God thought about that before he invented keyboards and this nice little fellow: £

See what I mean?

bigboab
06-10-2007, 01:13 PM
Gotta love 'em Scots. :D

PS. Why are they using dollars?

They were on holiday in Florida.:whistling

maebach
06-13-2007, 10:09 PM
are we laughing that the scots are chaep? or they're stupid?

phieagles36
06-14-2007, 03:24 AM
lol nice one havent heard it

j2k4
06-15-2007, 11:53 PM
are we laughing that the scots are chaep? or they're stupid?


The joke is of purely malevolent ethnic content.

BTW-


scots are chaep

Sounds about right. :)