Need hoboadvice, plz.

[Snee]

How do you tell one he reeks of wee and should get the fuck away from you, politely?

[Dr.Pretentious]

"Get the fuck away from me, you reek of wee!"

[tralalala]

Hows this?



Excuse me dear sir, but I happened to notice that somehow, you have been surrounded by some sort of circle of wee-ish smell. I do not know whether this has something to do with your BO or not, bit I would just like to test it, so if you could please step a couple miles back, so I can be sure it is NOT your BO, I would be very happy.

Many thanks etc.

[Snee]

Get the fuck away from me, you reek of wee.

And also, you're hurting Bo's feelings.

[brotherdoobie]

Fuck off! You're sitting on my colostomy bag, twat.


-bd

[Barbarossa]

"You stink of piss, you fucking hobo, get the fuck away from me" usually works for Allen5.




He doesn't hang around when he hears that, so I'm told :smilie4:

[brotherdoobie]

He's the one sitting on my bag.


-bd :snooty:

[Snee]

Aileen is a hobo and brotherboobie has had a colostomy? Intaresting :sly:

[brotherdoobie]

This is weird. What's the odds of a Swede sitting on my colostomy bag- and
another Swede sitting on Allen's bag, at the same time?

I thought you "guys" were neutral?


-bd

[Mr. Mulder]

someones sitting on alans bag and it smells like wee? :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

Get the fuck away from me, you reek of wee.

And also, you're hurting Bo's feelings.

I'm a man, I don't have feelings:snooty:

[100%]

Just throw some coins into yonder distance.

[Mr. Mulder]

Just throw some coins into yonder distance.
haven't you seen south park!1 :o

[100%]

good point, it turned real nasty

On a positive note,
cloth dipped in weee can save your life against mustard gas.
henceb simply regard wee smelling hobos as mobile life savers.

[Snee]

And if there's lyke a global nuclear war wot leaves no food, I guess they can be a handy food-supply as well.

You'll prolly get aids from eating hobo, but still.

[Proper Bo]

the wench often smells of wee:no:

[Snee]

You should like subscribe to this thread then.

There are useful tips.

[Lilmiss]

Hoi. I smell of lady smells and donuts.
I asked Lim and that's what he sez. :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

I already know how to handle it; pick her up, carry her to the bathroom (at arm's length), throw her in the bath and then turn the shower on (while holding my nose).

[100%]

Where can one rent a Hobo?

[Lilmiss]

I bathe everyday or at least have a weedgie/hoor barth if'n must.
Not that it matters to you plebs, cos I could kill you all with my vulcan death grip if'n wanted. :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

glaswegian showers > *

the manliest way of getting washed. fact.

[brotherdoobie]

Wot's that? Do I really want to know (at all)?


-bd

[Proper Bo]

If you were a real man you'd already know.

[Lilmiss]

Prob not, It's the jockish way.

Like say, anything North of Brum doesn't wash.

[brotherdoobie]

Ah...Amish.


-bd

[Proper Bo]

Glaswegian shower v.
To mask one's odour using deodorant when you don't have time (or just can't be arsed) to have a shower.

not to be confused with a Glaswegian siesta (a night in a police cell).

[brotherdoobie]

That's not an Amish shower. They consider deodorant...pussyish.
Fact.


-bd

[Lilmiss]

meh...shake, spray, go.
mornings, ftw. :happy:

I'd clarify it by asking me best mate, but his head is buried deep in "Hat Full of Sky" and he is making random noises at Big Bro.

[brotherdoobie]

meh...shake, spray, go.
mornings, ftw. :happy:

I'd clarify it by asking me best mate, but his head is buried deep in "Hat Full of Sky" and he is making random noises at Big Bro.


I asked me cat...he agrees with you. He's such a fag.


-bd

[Lilmiss]

I'm no fag and I'm no cat. :fist:

[jimbo12345]

Dear sir....your lack of hygeniene/incontinence problems are playing havoc with my smelling capabilities.

Either shower, or i will have to Glade Plug you, for the sake of humankind and the folks at the jobcentre.

Thanks, here's 2.50 pounds for a can of Lynx to get you started.

[Lilmiss]

You folk are far too polite fer yer own internet interself lives.
I'd say, "jeeesus christ, sorry about that....Oh no, I didn't, It must be coming from somewhere else" :scowl:

[Snee]

Where can one rent a Hobo?

The curb.

Look for one with a sign wot says "Will wurk for food" or similar.

[Dr.Pretentious]

Look out for ones that have signs that say, "Will give blowjob for food." They tend to confuse the two things.

[Snee]

Make sure he has no front teeth, though.

[brotherdoobie]

Make sure he has no front teeth, though.

Like you care...


-bd :naughty:

[jimbo12345]

Make sure he has no front teeth, though.

???

Just kick him in the mouth. You'll find one hobo fits all.

Was our advice taken?

[Snee]

Yes.


Get the fuck away from me, you reek of wee.

And also, you're hurting Bo's feelings.

[jimbo12345]

did it work?

[Snee]

He didn't post in here again :01:

[jimbo12345]

who was it? Manker?