Hoi, wench

[Proper Bo]

i've got some chicken, what do I do with it so I can eat it?

[Lilmiss]

Cook it, foo.

Or bring it down 'ere and I'll make ya a whoop ass curry or spag bol. :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

cook it, great advice:rolleyes:

any more tips?

[Lilmiss]

erm...eat it raw and post pics? :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

Screw it, I think I might microwave some beans or something.

[Snee]

That's right, toss that chicken out and be a man.

[Proper Bo]

anyone with a credit card fancy buying me a pizza from teh dominos site?

[Proper Bo]

It's like harvest fucking festival in those cupboards, why the hell are there fuckloads of tins of kidney beans and tomatoes?:dabs:

[Lilmiss]

Screw it, I think I might microwave some beans or something.

Don't kill the microwave this time, 'tard.

[Proper Bo]

Screw it, I think I might microwave some beans or something.

Don't kill the microwave this time, 'tard.

I've never killed a microwave:unsure:

/gwan to scavenge, bbl

[Lilmiss]

It's like harvest fucking festival in those cupboards, why the hell are there fuckloads of tins of kidney beans and tomatoes?:dabs:

Chicken Chilli!!!
http://southernfood.about.com/od/chickenstews/r/bl30223x.htm


My window garden has gone mcmentals.
The cucumber plant moves when I talk to it. :unsure:




I've never killed a microwave
Sez him.
Me Ma was gonna get Busy to replace hers after the cheese blasting it took from teh Nacho's.

[Snee]

Moving cucumbers you say.

Might be useful for something :naughty:

[Lilmiss]

I knows this. :smilie4:

[samsamsamsam]

chicken in a kettle it :baz:

[Mathea]

you could bread it n fry it.

[CrabGirl]

Hit it with a rock and then knaw on it raw. It'll be fine!

[Proper Bo]

making a most orsum curry, slike 400% chicken, 5% curry :smilie4:

pics to follow latar.

[CrabGirl]

Please, can someone just tell him to make sure it's cooked properly else he'll be rankly ill?

How do mens what live on their own not kill themselves?

[Snee]

We mans knoe stuff you wimmins can't comprehend :snooty:



I bet I could survive lyke a week on crisps and Red Bull :smilie4: That chicken I'd just blow up or something.

[mbucari1]

cook it with some white wine and mushrooms, but be sure to leave the center pink. It's always better when it's a little raw :lol:

[Alien5]

just fry the chicken in a wok or non stick type thing until the chicken looks cooked (10 mins)- then add the curry sauce and simmer it for about 30 mins, should be cooked.

[Lilmiss]

Please, can someone just tell him to make sure it's cooked properly else he'll be rankly ill?

Noooooooooo. Stupid arse should have learnt how to cook by now.



Bet he's opening up the catfood around now. :whistling

[Proper Bo]

back, gots teh meat sweats too so I know it was definitely an orsum dinner:smilie4:

[Lilmiss]

pics, ghey.

[Mathea]

I would put the ambulance on speed dial if I were you, just in case.

[Proper Bo]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/791/image00018xo5.jpg
:01:

[Mathea]

That does actually look rather good.

[Lilmiss]

I meant the "meat sweats" pikture.

It does look like yer about to/or should lob it out yer window and open the cat food instead.
Blesh.

[Proper Bo]

That does actually look rather good.

it was:happy:

I meant the "meat sweats" pikture.


no:snooty:


It does look like yer about to/or should lob it out yer window and open the cat food instead.
Blesh.

my curry > yours, it hasn't got ghey vegemables and other gheyness in it:snooty:

[Lilmiss]

Yeah.
Mine isn't chunks of uncooked crap in sauce because me Ma is away. :wub:

[Proper Bo]

I cooked it properly, hactually:snooty:

and your curry is exactly the same, except with extra shoite thrown in and less meat:snooty:

[Lilmiss]

Hahahahaha. :lol:

Guess who is cooking his own kack next time he is allowed in my kitchen?
Don't worry, I'll order in plenty of microfood.

[Proper Bo]

Good, cause then I won't have to get stoned to be able to eat:snooty:





:lookaroun

[Alien5]

microfood > :idunno:

[Lilmiss]

:lol:

It's a good job I can roll a spliff too, huh?
Men. :rolleyes:

[Proper Bo]

well you at least have to come in useful for something:rolleyes:

[Alien5]

Q. Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
A. Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

[Lilmiss]

pfts.

You can't cook, you can't roll, you can't hack a drink, talk like a nut after a smidgen of whizz, you can't do all that much really. Take it to msn ffs, you big gheylord. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/gheyfight.gif

[Lilmiss]

Q. Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
A. Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q. Why is Allen single?
A. Erm...:unsure:

[Proper Bo]

Q. Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
A. Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q. Why is Allen single?


A. Becuase he's ugly and he smells bad...and is a cawk.

did I get it right? I bet I got it right:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

pfts.

You can't cook, you can't roll, you can't hack a drink, talk like a nut after a smidgen of whizz, you can't do all that much really. Take it to msn ffs, you big gheylord. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/gheyfight.gif

lies, lies, lies and yet more lies:no:

racist:dry:

[Alien5]

you're ugliest smell worse a cawk & cant cook, roll a spliff or handle a drink :tease:

[CrabGirl]

pfts.

You can't cook, you can't roll, you can't hack a drink, talk like a nut after a smidgen of whizz, you can't do all that much really. Take it to msn ffs, you big gheylord. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/gheyfight.gif


:glag: :glag: :glag:

I wish I had a giant :glag: because I'd use it right now. Missy, never cook for the ungrateful sod again!

[Proper Bo]

you're ugliest smell worse a cawk & cant cook, roll a spliff or handle a drink :tease:

yet I have a burd, oh teh ironing.

[Lilmiss]

Missy, never cook for the ungrateful sod again!


Don't worry, I take the greatest pleasure in sneaking chopped mushrooms into his food. :happy:

[Alien5]

unlucky :)

[Proper Bo]

pfts.

You can't cook, you can't roll, you can't hack a drink, talk like a nut after a smidgen of whizz, you can't do all that much really. Take it to msn ffs, you big gheylord. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/gheyfight.gif


:glag: :glag: :glag:

I wish I had a giant :glag: because I'd use it right now. Missy, never cook for the ungrateful sod again!

it's all lies, lies I tell you:fist:

and don't get me started on teh wench not being to hold her drink, you didn't see her try to force me to lick dorito crumbs off her fingers in the middle of a busy street in blackpool (at about 11am):no:

[Snee]

you're ugliest smell worse a cawk & cant cook, roll a spliff or handle a drink :tease:

yet I have a burd, oh teh ironing.

Which you don't know how to do, I'm guessing.

[Lilmiss]

yet I have a burd, oh teh ironing.

:O

[Lilmiss]

you didn't see her try to force me to lick dorito crumbs off her fingers in the middle of a busy street in blackpool (at about 11am):no:

Sea breeze ftw. :snooty:
And I was being nice. Cheesy doritos crumbs rule.

[Alien5]

:lol:

[Snee]

Q. Why is Allen single?


A. Becuase he's ugly and he smells bad...and is a cawk.

did I get it right? I bet I got it right:smilie4:

You forgot one thing.

[Alien5]

everyone in here is a cunt?

[Proper Bo]

yet I have a burd, oh teh ironing.

Which you don't know how to do, I'm guessing.

:lol:
yet more ironing, ftw

[Lilmiss]

Real people don't iron.


Wash, shake, wear. :happy:

[Gripper]

Real people don't iron.


Wash, shake, wear. :happy:

Did you miss something or do you like it wet.:rolleyes:

[brotherdoobie]

:lol:


-bd