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jimbo12345
06-14-2007, 03:01 PM
I'm in a odd situation. I'm used to my age/younger girls and never had problems "satisfying". Now i'm dating someone in 7 years older than me, and i'm having problems "satisfying".

Any tips. Last time, all the run up to the train entering Piccadilly seemed fine by me....though she said she needs more time to "warm up". Prob is, little jimbo12345 looses interest.

This girl means the world to me, but i want to make her happy.

Any tips would be welcome. Ladies especially.

Also, when your going down....what do you guys do? I do the alphabet, but it doesnt work on this Spanish beauty, and, to be fair, i'm kinda lost down there anyway. Any tips to get her stoking hot? :shutup:

Joke away, i dont mind being laughed at.:P Least i'm getting some! Could do with some proper advice though. Her, a point by point guide would help, i'd happily try them all.

i already ask her what she likes, but i cant seem to get it right, but dont want to change our love life into a planned thing, i'd like to surprise her with the best FST has got. Plus, things get lost in translation.

Barbarossa
06-14-2007, 03:06 PM
For sex with OAPs you might need to consider KY jelly, to avoid chafing.

Biggles
06-14-2007, 03:07 PM
I'm in a odd situation. I'm used to my age/younger girls and never had problems "satisfying". Now i'm dating someone in 7 years older than me, and i'm having problems "satisfying".

Any tips. Last time, all the run up to the train entering Piccadilly seemed fine by me....though she said she needs more time to "warm up". Prob is, little jimbo12345 looses interest.

This girl means the world to me, but i want to make her happy.

Any tips would be welcome. Ladies especially.

Also, when your going down....what do you guys do? I do the alphabet, but it doesnt work on this Spanish beauty, and, to be fair, i'm kinda lost down there anyway. Any tips to get her stoking hot? :shutup:

Joke away, i dont mind being laughed at.:P Least i'm getting some! Could do with some proper advice though. Her, a point by point guide would help, i'd happily try them all.

i already ask her what she likes, but i cant seem to get it right, but dont want to change our love life into a planned thing, i'd like to surprise her with the best FST has got. Plus, things get lost in translation.

Jalapeno peppers?

best to have some yoghurt handy too.

jimbo12345
06-14-2007, 03:15 PM
For sex with OAPs you might need to consider KY jelly, to avoid chafing.

Oh, no needs there. When i say old, shes 33. But a mature, well fucked 33 year old continental European.

And i knew when i put the word "tips", asparagus or bell-ends would be mentioned.

Seriously, please help!

Barbarossa
06-14-2007, 03:20 PM
That's odd. She appears to have celebrated 2 birthdays since June 11th, when you said she was 31. :eyebrows:

Are you one of those interweb fantasists we get from time to time, or is this a different Spanish "lady"... :unsure:

jimbo12345
06-14-2007, 03:24 PM
That's odd. She appears to have celebrated 2 birthdays since June 11th, when you said she was 31. :eyebrows:

Are you one of those interweb fantasists we get from time to time, or is this a different Spanish "lady"... :unsure:

No, i generally thought she was 31....then, discussions recently revealed she is 7 years older than me, making her......25+7 = fuck!Wrong agian.

I do love her though.:ermm:

Maybe she lied to me toget my youthful love. haha, bet she regrets that now.

Come on.....HELP!

Biggles
06-14-2007, 03:30 PM
Jimbo

How hard can it be to find teh lurve button when you go down. It is not like there are 53 options.

If you are finding the lead in tough then try deferring your interest until she is firing on all cyclinders. Think about changing the oil in your car or something until she makes the throaty grrring noises, then unleash little Jimbo

jimbo12345
06-14-2007, 03:36 PM
Jimbo

How hard can it be to find teh lurve button when you go down. It is not like there are 53 options.

If you are finding the lead in tough then try deferring your interest until she is firing on all cyclinders. Think about changing the oil in your car or something until she makes the throaty grrring noises, then unleash little Jimbo

Finding it is not something i am good at.....ashamed as i am. Is it in/under/on....i tried to find puictures on the net, but i was confused. And then i read these advice columns, and they all say different things. I truely need a beginners guide.

Plus, she once showed me by putting my finger there, but apprently i was too rough. And, well, i didnt dare look( laugh your asses off), so i am literally blind dont there and no idea what im doing.

Yes, i need help.

I'm always happy to think of other things, but lil' jimbo loses interest. I'm 25, i'm supposed to be clued up on this.

Barbarossa
06-14-2007, 03:36 PM
The alphabet thing is bullshit by the way, the simplest way is to pretend you're a cat lapping milk from a dish. Then occasionally throw in a sideways flick as if you're wiping your whiskers.

It's dead easy, assuming you've located the "man in the boat", if you know what I mean. I can't see why you're having problems, maybe you'd better post a pic of her muff so I can shop little arrows onto it for you :smilie4:

jimbo12345
06-14-2007, 03:39 PM
The alphabet thing is bullshit by the way, the simplest way is to pretend you're a cat lapping milk from a dish. Then occasionally throw in a sideways flick as if you're wiping your whiskers.

It's dead easy, assuming you've located the "man in the boat", if you know what I mean. I can't see why you're having problems, maybe you'd better post a pic of her muff so I can shop little arrows onto it for you :smilie4:


man in the boat? to me theres just lots of skin. is it on/in/under? Pics would be welcome.

Barbarossa
06-14-2007, 03:45 PM
You could google image search for clitoris, but to be honest, some of those will probably scare the beejeebus out of you :sick:

http://www.ejaculation-under-control.com/where-is-clitoris.html

WARNING! - AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT, THE ABOVE LINK CONTAINS A PICTURE OF A CLITORIS

Biggles
06-14-2007, 03:46 PM
Jimbo

How hard can it be to find teh lurve button when you go down. It is not like there are 53 options.

If you are finding the lead in tough then try deferring your interest until she is firing on all cyclinders. Think about changing the oil in your car or something until she makes the throaty grrring noises, then unleash little Jimbo

Finding it is not something i am good at.....ashamed as i am. Is it in/under/on....i tried to find puictures on the net, but i was confused. And then i read these advice columns, and they all say different things. I truely need a beginners guide.

Plus, she once showed me by putting my finger there, but apprently i was too rough. And, well, i didnt dare look( laugh your asses off), so i am literally blind dont there and no idea what im doing.

Yes, i need help.

I'm always happy to think of other things, but lil' jimbo loses interest. I'm 25, i'm supposed to be clued up on this.

You are having a laugh aren't you?

I am crap at this help stuff :ermm:

Adster
06-14-2007, 03:47 PM
Come to think of this I haven't had sex with a woman older then me :huh:

jimbo12345
06-14-2007, 03:47 PM
dude, no i am not.

Adster
06-14-2007, 03:49 PM
Jimbo

How hard can it be to find teh lurve button when you go down. It is not like there are 53 options.

If you are finding the lead in tough then try deferring your interest until she is firing on all cyclinders. Think about changing the oil in your car or something until she makes the throaty grrring noises, then unleash little Jimbo

Finding it is not something i am good at.....ashamed as i am. Is it in/under/on....i tried to find puictures on the net, but i was confused. And then i read these advice columns, and they all say different things. I truely need a beginners guide.

Plus, she once showed me by putting my finger there, but apprently i was too rough. And, well, i didnt dare look( laugh your asses off), so i am literally blind dont there and no idea what im doing.

Yes, i need help.

I'm always happy to think of other things, but lil' jimbo loses interest. I'm 25, i'm supposed to be clued up on this.


I am falling off my seat laughing right now!! lmfao

its actually not too hard just follow the moaning and breathing pattens of her.. I know my ex would wake me up 3am in the morning for a finger job so I must have been doing something right

seriously its not too hard *

jimbo12345
06-14-2007, 03:55 PM
http://www.ejaculation-under-control.com/where-is-clitoris.html

Right, so its top of the lips, maybe with a hood. Peel back lips, i should see it. This actually helped...

Now,do you take the hood back....or go over it.

Up down, left right? Any tricks?

She takes longer to warm up, so i guess gently first. And not straight to the clit, around 1st?

Adster
06-14-2007, 03:57 PM
a little trick give her a gentle rub tease her more slowly move your hand around the Thigh and then onto her vagina and rub it gently that teases her and gets her going and wanting it then gently put your hand down her pants and start rubbing it there for a while

by now shes wet a bit

then you put the finger in and go away

it will work most of the time (if shes in a good mood guarantee you all the time)

jimbo12345
06-14-2007, 03:58 PM
Finding it is not something i am good at.....ashamed as i am. Is it in/under/on....i tried to find puictures on the net, but i was confused. And then i read these advice columns, and they all say different things. I truely need a beginners guide.

Plus, she once showed me by putting my finger there, but apprently i was too rough. And, well, i didnt dare look( laugh your asses off), so i am literally blind dont there and no idea what im doing.

Yes, i need help.

I'm always happy to think of other things, but lil' jimbo loses interest. I'm 25, i'm supposed to be clued up on this.


I am falling off my seat laughing right now!! lmfao

its actually not too hard just follow the moaning and breathing pattens of her.. I know my ex would wake me up 3am in the morning for a finger job so I must have been doing something right

seriously its not too hard *

I am prepared to be laughed at...i knew this when i posted it. But, gotta learn sometime.

I dont think ive ever given a woman an orgasm......this is bad. I need to get this soted.

Adster
06-14-2007, 04:00 PM
I am falling off my seat laughing right now!! lmfao

its actually not too hard just follow the moaning and breathing pattens of her.. I know my ex would wake me up 3am in the morning for a finger job so I must have been doing something right

seriously its not too hard *

I am prepared to be laughed at...i knew this when i posted it. But, gotta learn sometime.

I dont think ive ever given a woman an orgasm......this is bad. I need to get this soted.

well its good to have the guts and come out and admit it and look for help!

jimbo12345
06-14-2007, 04:02 PM
a little trick give her a gentle rub tease her more slowly move your hand around the Thigh and then onto her vagina and rub it gently that teases her and gets her going and wanting it then gently put your hand down her pants and start rubbing it there for a while

by now shes wet a bit

then you put the finger in and go away

it will work most of the time (if shes in a good mood guarantee you all the time)


Dude, thanks so much for that help....im not taking the piss with this thread. But, i couldnt go on like this forever.

So....the usual to start.

1 - kissy kissy
2 - strokey strokey
3 - teasy thigh
4 - enter pants
5 - rub (im assuming her lady lips?)....up/down?
6 - slip finger in (into pussy or into the hooded bit??)
7 - listen to her breathing etc, work with it.
8 - then go down.

jimbo12345
06-14-2007, 04:06 PM
is there any women on here that can possibly confirm this?

Proper Bo
06-14-2007, 05:09 PM
:glagpinch:

I don't know which I find funnier - the problem or the advice

Proper Bo
06-14-2007, 05:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qySLkaRvyXg

mbucari1
06-14-2007, 05:43 PM
qySLkaRvyXg
LOLOLOL :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Agrajag
06-14-2007, 06:06 PM
Genious thread.

Lilmiss
06-14-2007, 08:25 PM
:glag: :lol: :glag:

This thread > *

SexMaster
06-15-2007, 12:23 AM
what is "sex"?

Skiz
06-15-2007, 12:44 AM
Practice on your mouse?


http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/5255/clit20hereos3.th.jpg (http://img178.imageshack.us/my.php?image=clit20hereos3.jpg)

jimbo12345
06-15-2007, 05:03 AM
Practice on your mouse?


http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/5255/clit20hereos3.th.jpg (http://img178.imageshack.us/my.php?image=clit20hereos3.jpg)

lol...

This is fun thread, i have to admit. I told Ms Spain that I had sort help from a group of guys that knows best.....she asked if i've ben watching porn again. I said i was speaking to a professional group.

She's cool,as long as she never has to read this thread, and will pass on any positive feedback from her....and negative.

lil Miss, do yuo agree with the advice, or anytihng you'd add? (i assume your over the age of consent....otherwise please ignore that question and i have no interest in illegal sexual matters!!)

jimbo12345
06-15-2007, 05:06 AM
is this still good advice then, give or take a few of "jimbo moves"?

1 - kissy kissy
2 - strokey strokey
3 - teasy thigh
4 - enter pants
5 - rub (im assuming her lady lips?)....up/down?
6 - slip finger in (into pussy or into the hooded bit??)
7 - listen to her breathing etc, work with it.
8 - then go down.

Little jimbo12345 thanks you also. I just wish he'd stop spitting.

popopot
06-15-2007, 10:16 AM
I always find that teasing is the best way to get a woman going. Take your time and don't dive in. Smell her (especially around the neck), lightly stroke her so that she gets all goose pimply (all over the body and particularly strokes along the lengthier body parts like the arms and legs) . Try gently stroking yourself from your sideburn to the bottom of your jaw, about 1 cm away from your ear. Hopefully, you will get some sort of sensation, which is the same as what you are aiming for when you touch her.

Constantly tease her. Go in and as its builds up, pull away and take a step back (not literally). Eventually, she will be forcing herself onto you and then she is little jimbo12345s for the taking.

Also, when you are teasing her, do not touch her 'assets' but go around them instead and almost touch them. Again, she will then push you towards them. When its time to go down, start off slow and don't dive in like a dog lapping up water.

A man wants to explode asap, whereas a woman needs build up and anticipation. Although a good quicky rodgering is also good, but I don't think thats what you are asking for.

Good luck.

Chip Monk
06-15-2007, 12:19 PM
:lol: Good luck.

Yeah be careful out in there

brotherdoobie
06-15-2007, 12:21 PM
:lol:


-bd

Proper Bo
06-15-2007, 12:36 PM
Can I put jimbob out of his misery yet and just tell him to ask her what she likes, not people on the interweb?:unsure:

Barbarossa
06-15-2007, 12:51 PM
Apparently she's Spanish, and doesn't speak twat :dabs:

jimbo12345
06-15-2007, 02:33 PM
I always find that teasing is the best way to get a woman going. Take your time and don't dive in. Smell her (especially around the neck), lightly stroke her so that she gets all goose pimply (all over the body and particularly strokes along the lengthier body parts like the arms and legs) . Try gently stroking yourself from your sideburn to the bottom of your jaw, about 1 cm away from your ear. Hopefully, you will get some sort of sensation, which is the same as what you are aiming for when you touch her.

Constantly tease her. Go in and as its builds up, pull away and take a step back (not literally). Eventually, she will be forcing herself onto you and then she is little jimbo12345s for the taking.

Also, when you are teasing her, do not touch her 'assets' but go around them instead and almost touch them. Again, she will then push you towards them. When its time to go down, start off slow and don't dive in like a dog lapping up water.

A man wants to explode asap, whereas a woman needs build up and anticipation. Although a good quicky rodgering is also good, but I don't think thats what you are asking for.

Good luck.


Thanks mate, thats good advice. And i found rubbing my sideburns very arousing!:rolleyes: I most of this anyway, i just need to slow it down a little.

Sex is supposed to be less-planned, so i'll re-read this advice 50 times, so it becomes apart of mine and little jimbo12345's automatic reactions.

Properbo, i did ask. She does say, but i get confused sometimes with what she's saying. I found talking dirty gets her going. And, when she dos get horny, she speaks in Spanish tongues. Maybe time to learn the lingo. She could be reciting Wordsworth for all i know.

We discussed my last efforts....she said i was doing great, but then got all anxious and she could tell i was at a loss...and spolied the moment.

Thanks guys....she's out on diplomatic meals at the mo, i;m off to see (and surprise her) tonight.

Chip Monk
06-15-2007, 03:15 PM
Can I put jimbob out of his misery yet and just tell him to ask her what she likes, not people on the interweb?:unsure:

Oh ffs that's just mad talk.

Proper Bo
06-15-2007, 03:21 PM
Can I put jimbob out of his misery yet and just tell him to ask her what she likes, not people on the interweb?:unsure:

Oh ffs that's just mad talk.

You're right, he should just give up and buy her a chrome bin.

jimbo12345
06-15-2007, 03:27 PM
Oh ffs that's just mad talk.

You're right, he should just give up and buy her a chrome bin.

lmao....she already has 1! Big as well. Wasnt there a thread about this?

Chip Monk
06-15-2007, 03:31 PM
There was phoaties and everything mate.

jimbo12345
06-15-2007, 03:39 PM
i remember. Hell of a bin, as bin goes Wasnt it a gift for someones other half?

Chip Monk
06-15-2007, 03:50 PM
Indeed fella got it for his wife as a present, birthday or something.

Appaling behaviour, however he was a really decent spud other than that.

jimbo12345
06-15-2007, 03:56 PM
yeah, those were the days. Its all sex and owls in here these days. Good to see you around again Chip Munk.

Proper Bo
06-15-2007, 03:57 PM
Indeed fella got it for his wife as a present, birthday or something.

Appaling behaviour, however he was a really decent spud other than that.
Apart from his h4r5hness towards a certain female member from kent.

Chip Monk
06-15-2007, 04:02 PM
That's true.

I see hardly anyone leaving the forum distraught any more. Thus proving it was our fallen comrade doing the pushing after all.

QED and so forth.

Chip Monk
06-15-2007, 04:03 PM
yeah, those were the days. Its all sex and owls in here these days. Good to see you around again Chip Munk.

It's the secks and owls that attracted me back if I'm honest.

That and using this PC like.

Proper Bo
06-15-2007, 04:04 PM
So was it bad aids that killed manker?

Chip Monk
06-15-2007, 04:05 PM
An unfortunate accident with an abacus and a contraceptive device I heard.

jimbo12345
06-15-2007, 04:06 PM
me 2...though i like to think i add a touch of class to proceedings.

Proper Bo
06-15-2007, 04:06 PM
An unfortunate accident with an abacus and a contraceptive device I heard.

Do you still phone each other to chat?

pooves.:ghey:

jimbo12345
06-15-2007, 04:13 PM
An unfortunate accident with an abacus and a contraceptive device I heard.

Do you still phone each other to chat?

pooves.:ghey:

It's called having a friend.....

Barbarossa
06-15-2007, 04:17 PM
An unfortunate accident with an abacus and a contraceptive device I heard.

Do you still phone each other to chat?

pooves.:ghey:

That was in fact one of the greatest conversations ever :lol:

Proper Bo
06-15-2007, 04:20 PM
Didn't ewe find out where he works or something?

Barbarossa
06-15-2007, 04:22 PM
Not manker, no. JP knows where he works, though.

I found out where mulder works.

Chip Monk
06-15-2007, 04:22 PM
1 off mate and glad of it.

Don't mind offering a chap a free ticket for a soccer extravaganza, but chatting to a bloke from the internets. Thrice nay methinks.

Chip Monk
06-15-2007, 04:24 PM
I'm going to post that conversation when I get home. Or maybe I'll get one of my people to do it.

Yes that sounds better.

Chip Monk
06-15-2007, 04:24 PM
Not manker, no. JP knows where he works, though.



I know where they both work as it happens.

Barbarossa
06-15-2007, 04:28 PM
I was in bed, reading. The lad wouldn't sleep and was creating merry hell around me but he seemed happy enough so I left him to it.

The phone rang - now normally I don't answer it to numbers I don't know but I did and was greeted by a someone 'looking for manker' who initially sounded Pakistani but then I later realised it was Scotch.

I thought it must be Spider_dude because he is the only Scot who rings me so conducted the conversation as if it was him. After much confusion and me telling 'Liam' to stfu and this 'Jim' telling me that his name wasn't 'Ian', I realised it was JP. I'd never spoken to him before, so it was quite a novelty.

I don't have total recall of the conversation but I do remember JP telling me that my plan to phone at 9:30 the next morning to say whether I needed an extra ticket to Keano's testimonial (the reason for the phonecall) was an "Ideal idea" - which I thought highly amusing in an 'at not with' kinda way.

Anyhow. By now the boy was playing up a bit and obviously wanted me to stop talking on the phone - so I said this to JP:

Me: Sorry, I need to see to my Son. Sorry I can't stop on and chat.
JP: What?
Me: Sorry I can't stay and chat but the lad ... .
JP <interrupting>: I heard what you said; the chances of me actually phoning up someone from the interweb is nigh on fucking zero so if you think for a second that I'm wanting to stay and chat then you're mistaken.

<slight pause>

JP: In fact, after this conversation, I hope I never have to speak to you ever again. Sorry if that sounds harsh.

Me <laughing>: Well, okay that's fair enough, I'll have to phone tomorrow tho'.
JP: Sure. Bye now.

Click.

I'm paraphrasing, obviously, and maybe it wasn't as harsh as all that - more jovial - but I was like :O

Genious :lol:

Proper Bo
06-15-2007, 04:31 PM
:glag:

jp, you're my hero:wub:

jimbo12345
06-15-2007, 04:36 PM
lmao....wtf?!?!

Agrajag
06-15-2007, 06:56 PM
Whoops I've posted that elsewhere prior to reading this.

Sorry like.

jimbo12345
06-16-2007, 04:59 PM
cant talk for long....but to all you guys that gve advice,
THANK YOU.....i feel a bit more manly after today.

Things are gonna be fine. And that link someone posted was erfect.

Agrajag
06-16-2007, 05:04 PM
Got yer hole then jimbo.

jimbo12345
06-16-2007, 05:09 PM
i found the place with ease, was a bit rough 1st, but eventually got it right.

The noises from her i never heard before....and it felt great that i was doing this.

The advice from Toodlepip was te best....now i am not afraid of it, and want it more.

GRRRRRR!

Hairbautt
06-16-2007, 05:49 PM
Go get'em tiger :naughty:

Agrajag
06-16-2007, 07:42 PM
i found the place with ease, was a bit rough 1st, but eventually got it right.

The noises from her i never heard before....and it felt great that i was doing this.

The advice from Toodlepip was te best....now i am not afraid of it, and want it more.

GRRRRRR!

If you hoi your thumb up her arse at just the right moment you won't believe the reaction that will cause.

jimbo12345
06-17-2007, 07:41 AM
I can imagine the reaction....a strong headbutt heading my way.

?? Guys have their prostate gland up their arses, what's in it for the ladies?

mbucari1
06-17-2007, 07:43 AM
I can imagine the reaction....a strong headbutt heading my way.

?? Guys have their prostate gland up their arses, what's in it for the ladies?nV4Bk34yygY
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nV4Bk34yygY

jimbo12345
06-17-2007, 07:51 AM
mmmmm.....ok. I'll get used to the tongue techniques 1st.

Then, over dinner, i'll ask her if i can stick my finger up her ass.

Have you tried this? Did you get a good reaction?

mbucari1
06-17-2007, 07:54 AM
mmmmm.....ok. I'll get used to the tongue techniques 1st.

Then, over dinner, i'll ask her if i can stick my finger up her ass.

Have you tried this? Did you get a good reaction?No, I haven't tried it. I posted it to answer your "what's in it for the ladies" question.

jimbo12345
06-17-2007, 07:57 AM
cool. Thanks Mbucari1.

mbucari1
06-17-2007, 08:12 AM
cool. Thanks Mbucari1.
your welcome :). So, have you made any progress? This thread is a few days old, ample opportunity for another attempt.

jimbo12345
06-17-2007, 08:44 AM
cool. Thanks Mbucari1.
your welcome :). So, have you made any progress? This thread is a few days old, ample opportunity for another attempt.

I've had a lot of issues recently (this one being the smallest).

I've worked hard and sorted/srting them.

She's very special to me, and was dating a Frenchie recently. That finished (nothing to do with me). She has asked me to live with her for a week or 2 while everything gets sorted with me. I have the spare room, but, dont sleep there.

We had a great day, with the advice of this thread and general happinesss, yesterday. Talking about sex is sometihng we always do, but i was never really listening...that changed yesterday and the improvemtn already, in her words, is a million times better than it ever has been, and not just sex, how we are together.

Day by day, we'll work on it. Lifes too short. Communcations the key.

I told her i wrote on a forum about it. She said as long as her name wasnt used, shes cool with this. She thought it was quite funny and a mad way to do it, but she said it seemed to have helped.:happy: She also said the "alphabet" technique was not sometihng that she thinks is anygood.

I love the guys at FST...even the comedians!

GROUP HUG!!

mbucari1
06-17-2007, 08:59 AM
your welcome :). So, have you made any progress? This thread is a few days old, ample opportunity for another attempt.

I've had a lot of issues recently (this one being the smallest).

I've worked hard and sorted/srting them.

She's very special to me, and was dating a Frenchie recently. That finished (nothing to do with me). She has asked me to live with her for a week or 2 while everything gets sorted with me. I have the spare room, but, dont sleep there.

We had a great day, with the advice of this thread and general happinesss, yesterday. Talking about sex is sometihng we always do, but i was never really listening...that changed yesterday and the improvemtn already, in her words, is a million times better than it ever has been, and not just sex, how we are together.

Day by day, we'll work on it. Lifes too short. Communcations the key.

I told her i wrote on a forum about it. She said as long as her name wasnt used, shes cool with this. She thought it was quite funny and a mad way to do it, but she said it seemed to have helped.:happy: She also said the "alphabet" technique was not sometihng that she thinks is anygood.

I love the guys at FST...even the comedians!

GROUP HUG!!
I'm so ahppy for you!!:happy::happy:

Im in for the group hug

:hug::hug::hug:

jimbo12345
06-17-2007, 09:18 AM
damn...i'm hugging my monitor right now!

Mr JP Fugley
06-17-2007, 02:06 PM
:lol::earl:

Hairbautt
06-17-2007, 02:31 PM
I can imagine the reaction....a strong headbutt heading my way.

?? Guys have their prostate gland up their arses, what's in it for the ladies?nV4Bk34yygY
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nV4Bk34yygY
Bitch never gave her email address...:dry:

Mr JP Fugley
06-17-2007, 02:35 PM
[email protected]

Hairbautt
06-17-2007, 02:38 PM
Wonder if she's on MSN...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/Thinking.gif

Smith
06-18-2007, 02:11 AM
This thread..is the best.

jimbo12345
06-18-2007, 02:32 AM
discussed the finger up ass thing....mixed reaction. Was a case of "see how it goes".

We discussed the finger up my ass. Again, quite clear reaction. No (well...i'll try anything once.)

jimbo12345
06-18-2007, 02:35 AM
I will say one thing though....i feel so confident, and not just the bedroom. I walk with a strut now (insert pun here) around town.

God help, my ego gets any big i wont be able to get my head through the door.

Gripper
06-18-2007, 02:01 PM
Inducing orgasms in women is very satisfying and should betaken as a sign of maturity.
Now you've got to aim for the multiple one where she begs you to stop as the pleasure is to much.

Mr JP Fugley
06-18-2007, 02:02 PM
Been there, done that.

I'm hoping to involve a lady soon.

Biggles
06-18-2007, 02:03 PM
Level three is when she faints if you merely raise an eyebrow.

Mr JP Fugley
06-18-2007, 02:05 PM
You're a dog, Les. A dog and a cad.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/casanova73_1.jpg

Biggles
06-18-2007, 02:07 PM
Well Ding! Dong!

Mr JP Fugley
06-18-2007, 02:08 PM
:lol:

"Well Helloh"

jimbo12345
06-18-2007, 05:13 PM
Been there, done that.

I'm hoping to involve a lady soon.

lmao. Oh, i know that feeling well

jimbo12345
06-18-2007, 05:20 PM
see, following our chats, its become clear that orgasms are something she doesnt find easy to achieve. She said she has had several very good lovers, but most of the time didn't orgasm.

She says even with herself she can't always do it. I said this must be frustrasting. With herself yes, but with others its more about the intamacy.

So, i'm not so worried. I'm no love machine, but i'm much more relaxed about things. Its good to talk@

Gripper
06-18-2007, 05:23 PM
Relax and enjoy is more fun than a frantic race to the finish,which you will always win,have you tried giving her a massage with scented oils and such?

Hairbautt
06-18-2007, 05:24 PM
I read somethin' from Softpedia 'bout women and their orgasms:

http://news.softpedia.com/newsImage/Why-75-of-the-Women-Fake-the-Orgasm-2.jpgBad news for the guys. Women fake it. Maybe not every time, but it's a high probability that it has happened. The reasons can vary and the good news is it may not be you (or your technique) that impeded her from reaching the peak.

Researches revealed that just 25% of women can always (or almost always) reach orgasm during the contact (in the case of the males, this is well over 90%) This means that 75 % of the women need more than in-and-out movement to trigger their mechanism. So, what can impede a woman from getting the climax, making her use the theatrics, and what can guys do to avoid this?

Tip 1: Communication lack

It is extremely important for her to know that she can talk with you, tell you anything and you can listen to her, without your making "wise" comments.

"Many women are embarrassed to say what they want, and more importantly, telling you what they don't want." said Donna Wittrig, Resident Sexpert for Surprise Parties.

She doesn't want him to think she's harming his feelings, that's why the man must make her feel comfortable about that.

Tip 2: Find her sexual preferences

A man can get to the right point without directions. Ask her where her "buttons" are and assure her you're willing to do it without judging her. If she's still too shy, she could drive by sending signals or by guiding your hands.

Tip 3: To feel relaxed, in order to achieve an orgasm, a woman must feel herself attractive

"Many women have body issues. They may not think they are attractive enough, or sexy enough, for you." said Wittrig.

Women are bombarded with images (http://news.softpedia.com/news/Why-75-of-the-Women-Fake-the-Orgasm-56389.shtml#) of perfect bodies, perfect faces by media, net, TV (http://news.softpedia.com/news/Why-75-of-the-Women-Fake-the-Orgasm-56389.shtml#) and so on. Seeing you too interested in the big boobs you see around does not help. A woman needs to hear and often from you that she's beautiful and sexy and she looks amazing with certain cloth items...

Tip 4: Build the exhilaration moment

Call her in the middle of the day, telling her you can't wait to meet her tonight or/and send her hot messages. She'll be thinking about it all day.

Tip 5: Clitoral stimulations

Just 25% of women have just vaginal orgasms while many of the rest only clitoral orgasms. Thus, you have to play with her little love button if you want to rid off theater from your bed.

Tip 6: Accomplish her fantasies

Women have much more sexual imagination, which overcomes greatly the trio dreamed by over 80 % of the men. But women think on detailed story involving uniforms, princes, princesses or whatever damps her.

"Some women might want to be someone else for the night. This may make her feel more comfortable doing things she wouldn't normally do as herself." said Wittrig.

Tip 7: The wrong timing

She may be distracted, thinking on what must be done or happen, or she may just not have the mood. So, she will "whisper" just to cut off the party and get back to her businesses (http://news.softpedia.com/news/Why-75-of-the-Women-Fake-the-Orgasm-56389.shtml#).

"Many women are perfectly fine with just pleasing you. It beats having you pumping away for hours when she's not in the mood." explained Wittrig.
Thought worth sharing...:)

jimbo12345
06-18-2007, 05:37 PM
Relax and enjoy is more fun than a frantic race to the finish,which you will always win,have you tried giving her a massage with scented oils and such?

Yeah, i've always given full body massages, i love giving them. I love the feeling of them relaxing bit by bit and hering the change in breathing.

I've tried alsorts of oils. In China there are some really odd ones i've never seen in Britain. Her favorite is one made from the national flower of Bali or Thailand or summat. No idea of the name.

We also have this lubricant called Durex Play. It says it's for massages as well as sex, but my advice is stear clear, dries way too quickly. Also, they say it's edible and "you'll find it surprisingly sweet to eat". It is kinda sweet. Tastes like sweet shite though. Nasty. The bottle is also shaped like a dildo.

jimbo12345
06-18-2007, 05:41 PM
I read somethin' from Softpedia 'bout women and their orgasms:

http://news.softpedia.com/newsImage/Why-75-of-the-Women-Fake-the-Orgasm-2.jpgBad news for the guys. Women fake it. Maybe not every time, but it's a high probability that it has happened. The reasons can vary and the good news is it may not be you (or your technique) that impeded her from reaching the peak.

Researches revealed that just 25% of women can always (or almost always) reach orgasm during the contact (in the case of the males, this is well over 90%) This means that 75 % of the women need more than in-and-out movement to trigger their mechanism. So, what can impede a woman from getting the climax, making her use the theatrics, and what can guys do to avoid this?

Tip 1: Communication lack

It is extremely important for her to know that she can talk with you, tell you anything and you can listen to her, without your making "wise" comments.

"Many women are embarrassed to say what they want, and more importantly, telling you what they don't want." said Donna Wittrig, Resident Sexpert for Surprise Parties.

She doesn't want him to think she's harming his feelings, that's why the man must make her feel comfortable about that.

Tip 2: Find her sexual preferences

A man can get to the right point without directions. Ask her where her "buttons" are and assure her you're willing to do it without judging her. If she's still too shy, she could drive by sending signals or by guiding your hands.

Tip 3: To feel relaxed, in order to achieve an orgasm, a woman must feel herself attractive

"Many women have body issues. They may not think they are attractive enough, or sexy enough, for you." said Wittrig.

Women are bombarded with images (http://news.softpedia.com/news/Why-75-of-the-Women-Fake-the-Orgasm-56389.shtml#) of perfect bodies, perfect faces by media, net, TV (http://news.softpedia.com/news/Why-75-of-the-Women-Fake-the-Orgasm-56389.shtml#) and so on. Seeing you too interested in the big boobs you see around does not help. A woman needs to hear and often from you that she's beautiful and sexy and she looks amazing with certain cloth items...

Tip 4: Build the exhilaration moment

Call her in the middle of the day, telling her you can't wait to meet her tonight or/and send her hot messages. She'll be thinking about it all day.

Tip 5: Clitoral stimulations

Just 25% of women have just vaginal orgasms while many of the rest only clitoral orgasms. Thus, you have to play with her little love button if you want to rid off theater from your bed.

Tip 6: Accomplish her fantasies

Women have much more sexual imagination, which overcomes greatly the trio dreamed by over 80 % of the men. But women think on detailed story involving uniforms, princes, princesses or whatever damps her.

"Some women might want to be someone else for the night. This may make her feel more comfortable doing things she wouldn't normally do as herself." said Wittrig.

Tip 7: The wrong timing

She may be distracted, thinking on what must be done or happen, or she may just not have the mood. So, she will "whisper" just to cut off the party and get back to her businesses (http://news.softpedia.com/news/Why-75-of-the-Women-Fake-the-Orgasm-56389.shtml#).

"Many women are perfectly fine with just pleasing you. It beats having you pumping away for hours when she's not in the mood." explained Wittrig.
Thought worth sharing...:)

Good stuff.

I say this thread should be a sticky post (insert pun here...again). I'm not bothered about being laughed at, a few days mocking has changed my life in good ways.

But some guys who have similar problems might have no where to ask or look. Like Seedler.

Hairbautt
06-18-2007, 05:45 PM
But some guys who have similar problems might have no where to ask or look. Like Seedler.
:glag:

:cheers:

Mr JP Fugley
06-18-2007, 05:52 PM
:lol::earl:

Patter like that makes me all nostalgic.

jimbo12345
06-18-2007, 05:57 PM
But some guys who have similar problems might have no where to ask or look. Like Seedler.
:glag:

:cheers:

I shouldn't be so harsh, he's only 12 or something. I'm 25. Laugh away Seedler....