Sex With Real Owls ?!

[Alien5]

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/sexorly.jpg

[jimbo12345]

do owls have clits?

[Alien5]

i can arrange an owl with a clit if thats what you're after

[jimbo12345]

i'd prefer flamingo....costs?

[jimbo12345]

saying that, how the hell am i gonna find a feathered clit id i cant find one on a pre-plucked??

[Alien5]

so you would like a bald Owl with a clit??

[Skiz]

....with instructions, prolly.

[jimbo12345]

owls are wise....maytbe they can inpart knowledge to me. Kinda like Harry Potter and the Giblets of Fir.

[Alien5]

that might cost extra.

[mbucari1]

any way I can get a falcon? They're more aggressive than owls :naughty::naughty:

[Alien5]

http://www.upload.ps/uploads130607/c568e33f0a.jpg

[Biggles]

A strangely pleasing thread - although I am not sure why

*secret owl fancier*

[owl92]

uhhhhh

[Biggles]

uhhhhh

excepting you

[Mr JP Fugley]

Owl's eye's are so big that they can't move in their sockets, so they need to move their whole head to see different stuff.

[Alien5]

Owls have three eyelids. One at the top and one at the bottom of each eye, like humans, and a third one that goes from the inside corner across the eye.

[Chame1eon]

so do cats

[jimbo12345]

that might cost extra.

Come on, owls are fat. I'd expect a discount.

[pro267]

Yeah, that's just what I was looking for.
Owls rock!

[Fromagepas]

9, 1 more to go.

[Snee]

Let's tell him they skipped that requirement after he makes the tenth, yeah?

[Fromagepas]

:lol:

Nah, he's there already. Good luck to the lad. Give it a couple of weeks and he can help fuck up BT with the rest of the cunts.

[jimbo12345]

'm not too pleased Alien my friend. I ordered an owl....still it hasn't arrived. Did you use airmail?

[S!X]

so you would like a bald Owl with a clit??

LOL

[Something Else]

You really were sick back then mate :pinch:

[Jiggles]

Alien5 bout to do his business-

http://www.bbc.co.uk/suffolk/nature/barn_owls/images/baby_owl2_400.jpg