Make up a fact

[Mr JP Fugley]

Fair point.

[Cheese]

The national sport of Bulgaria is Connect 4.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Karaoke is an exhibition sport in the next London Olympics.

[tralalala]

Checkers is the third highest paying sport in the world.

[Cheese]

Wayne Rooney can't swim.

[Fromagepas]

Cheese is an anti-aphrodisiac.

Anyone who encounters cheese immediately is repulsed by the mere thought of sexual intercourse.

This can last for days on end. In one case a young Greek lassie turned lesbian and fled the country with a lassie from Holland who had inadvertently married a hun, despite the best advice of her interweb chum. They invited another wee lassie along, however she was supporting the drug habits of a mackem chav and couldn't afford the lifestyle choice.

[Barbarossa]

:glag: in-jokes ftw

[popopot]

Richard of York did not give battle in vain.

[CrabGirl]

Cheese is an anti-aphrodisiac.

Anyone who encounters cheese immediately is repulsed by the mere thought of sexual intercourse.

This can last for days on end. In one case a young Greek lassie turned lesbian and fled the country with a lassie from Holland who had inadvertently married a hun, despite the best advice of her interweb chum. They invited another wee lassie along, however she was supporting the drug habits of a mackem chav and couldn't afford the lifestyle choice.

:glag: Priceless.

There is nothing true about any of the above.

[Fromagepas]

On the internets in my pants. Oh yes, it's my day off.

Covered in pasty crumbs. Oh yes, you've never looked sexier. :dry:

QED

[Snee]

Quantum electrodynamics could indeed be used to predict the fall of said pasty crumbs.

[tralalala]

The average fart contains toxic gas at a quantity, that if you farted for 5 years, you'd have enough for a toxic atom bomb.

[Dr.Pretentious]

Triethanolamine, a key ingredient in common household hair gel, is also used to make various other products, such has toothpaste, eye make-up, hand lotions, and certain anti-dundruff shampoos. Traces of Triethanolamine are often found in processed food stuffs, particularly cheeses. The uses of Triethanolamine are wide and very important for modern industry and commerce.

Triethanloamine is naturally obtained from humpback whale sperm.

[Gripper]

Crab impregnated with Cheese is all the rage in some parts of the West country,the resulting product is poetic to the palate with a sharp after bite.

[Fromagepas]

Masturbation is an excellent source of potassium.