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Skweeky
06-16-2007, 11:56 PM
:wub:

We're going to Belgrade
callum
06-16-2007, 11:57 PM
why?
Skweeky
06-17-2007, 12:00 AM
For the eurovision song contest of course
callum
06-17-2007, 12:03 AM
That's almost a year away. It's a bit early to be making travel arrangements.
Skweeky
06-17-2007, 12:06 AM
One can never start too early.


We have discovered that
1. It's £100 for a return flight to Belgrade
2. The hotels are dirt cheap because it's a post war country and no one wants to go there
3. The vodka is cheap
4. Serbians are alcoholics that force drink upon you
5. The vodka is really cheap
6. They're holding a eurovision contest
7. The vodka is really really cheap
Proper Bo
06-17-2007, 12:06 AM
les beans.
CrabGirl
06-17-2007, 12:09 AM
Wooo! Glitter and Vodka and Skweeky's birthday!
callum
06-17-2007, 12:11 AM
One can never start too early.


We have discovered that
1. It's £100 for a return flight to Belgrade
2. The hotels are dirt cheap because it's a post war country and no one wants to go there
3. The vodka is cheap
4. Serbians are alcoholics that force drink upon you
5. The vodka is really cheap
6. They're holding a eurovision contest
7. The vodka is really really cheap

Yeah but

1. the hotels are dirt cheap cause they're dirty and no one wants to go there
2. the vodka is cheap and 90% not vodka
3. serbians are alcoholics, you live in scotland, take a walk outside.
4. you do know what the eurovision song contest is?
CrabGirl
06-17-2007, 12:13 AM
Did you know that pessimists die an average of ten years sooner than optimists?
callum
06-17-2007, 12:17 AM
Did you know that pessimists die an average of ten years sooner than optimists?

People that stay in a serbian hotel never get to take part in a survey.

I just made up that FACT!
Skweeky
06-17-2007, 12:20 AM
You're just jealous cuz we're not inviting you :snooty:

besides, it's obvious we NEED to go to Serbia after the Nigel coincidence
callum
06-17-2007, 12:31 AM
You're just jealous cuz we're not inviting you :snooty:

besides, it's obvious we NEED to go to Serbia after the Nigel coincidence

I already have plans to become Terry Wogan's man servant, wherever there is eurovison, a crime is being commited. I intend on putting an end to it!
Seedler
06-17-2007, 01:13 AM
why?

Hawt Lesbian Secks OVISLY.
callum
06-17-2007, 01:16 AM
why?

Hawt Lesbian Secks OVISLY.

How would you know, has your mam fucked off to serbia recently or are you talking shit?
Skweeky
06-17-2007, 09:21 AM
Well...

crabgirl and I will both be there!
And we're not inviting any straight men
Obviously

We're trying to find enough people who want to come so teh cheese can charter us a plane
jimbo12345
06-17-2007, 09:33 AM
well, i hope you have a great time.

Seedler....nil point.
Skweeky
06-17-2007, 11:16 AM
I am sure there's loads of people out there who want to come

lilmiss for example
Agrajag
06-17-2007, 11:22 AM
Have a nice time.

Ignore the gimboids

Good life tips those, not just for holidays.
jimbo12345
06-17-2007, 01:17 PM
very philosophical of you agrajag
Mr JP Fugley
06-17-2007, 01:42 PM
He's just that kind of deep guy.

Deep as a big fat fucking fucker.
jimbo12345
06-18-2007, 02:52 AM
now that's deeper.
Mr JP Fugley
06-19-2007, 09:35 PM
You said it girlfriend.
brotherdoobie
06-19-2007, 09:37 PM
Double snap...with a Z twist!

-bd
Lilmiss
06-19-2007, 09:55 PM
I am sure there's loads of people out there who want to come

lilmiss for example


:o I really wish I could come with ya, but I know I'm gonna be totally brassic until around 2050.
Although, I can't think of anything better in the entire world than cheap voddy and the chance of stalking Terry Wogan n Ken Bruce.


Hope ya both have a great time. :sadwalk: